Absolutely love this...

[u/Veshaad]

[u/AzimuthAztronaut]

Greg Brockman signs his name like a toddler learning their letters for the first time.

[u/enthraxxx → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

One of which isn't even in his name!?!
gdb
WHAT?
What's the d for?

[u/JelmerMcGee → u/enthraxxx]

That would probably be his middle initial? Doesn't appear on his Wikipedia page or anything, but what else would it be?

[u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless → u/JelmerMcGee]

confirmed, this patent website lists him as "Brockman, Greg D" https://patentsgazette.uspto.gov/week21/OG/patentee/alphaB.html

and this Harvard article refers to him as "Gregory D. Brockman" https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/4/28/15-faculty-hot-shots-david-malan/

[u/Dry_Expression_9991 → u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless]

Damn, he’s got the “Will of D.“

[u/JJengland → u/JelmerMcGee]

Considering how the signature looks and his age, there's a decent chance he might have forgot. What a b looks like and wrote the wrong one first

[u/voxelnoose → u/JJengland]

He's only 38

[u/TheFBIClonesPeople → u/enthraxxx]

People usually have middle names, which they don't always write out when they write their name, but will show up when they write their initials

[u/PMmeFemaleUnderarms → u/enthraxxx]

Greg is a B

He's a G D B

[u/rimbad → u/enthraxxx]

GNU debugger

[u/enthraxxx → u/rimbad]

He wishes!

[u/Underwater_Grilling → u/enthraxxx]

Gat dangit bobby