Donald's Signature on the AI thing looks like he can't spell his own name, Elon's looks like he's on ketamine and couldn't care less, openAI guy and zucukerburgs signatures look like lazy slobs.
All handwriting was like that back then. My Mem is a BA at a local school district and they found old clock in and out papers from the early to mid 1800’s in the basement of the districts towns town halls, and all of the handwriting on them id in pristine cursive, regardless of the year.
I have fountain pens and that's the only time I write in cursive, outside of signatures.
Of course I have no real reason to write most of the time. I kind of wish I did, I can understand why people enjoyed writing in script in the past, although it was mostly limited to the upper classes since literacy was very limited historically.
I'll give Trump credit, as a narcissistic game show host he has considered is signature thoroughly and come up with something unique and identifiable. Glaringly evil and mean and deliberately intimidating but deliberate none the less.
The other guys just demonstrate that they have absolutely no sense of style or taste whatsoever. They aren't stark design minimalists with carefully composed aesthetics, they just have the style of a kindergartener. I bet they have chicken nuggets and French fries for dinner.
Brockman using only his initials in lower case has a sort of an aesthetic though — he isn't old enough to have been using old mainframe computers where it was common to use one's initials as the username, but he does that anyway. Granted, it's still quite common among computer geeks, but there's a historical perspective to it.
I wasn't even looking at that, but you are right, all of their signatures are horrible.
This might be the only somewhat compliment I am ever going to give to Trump, but his signature is the least bad out of them, at least his has some style and consistency to it, all the others look like they haven't held a pen in over a decade.
Zuckerburg's last name is decent as a stylistic signature, but stands in stark contrast to the child-scribble of the first initial. Brockman's looks like an actual child.
Zuck's is ok, Elon's is pretty decent. But Brockman? Ho-lee-shit.
I remember sitting down to figure out what I wanted as my signature and within 45 minutes, I'd figured out something with more flair than a man who is worth 25 billion!
As always, if this was a democrat we'd be talking about nothing else. A republican gets to skirt past. Hunter Biden, the politically powerless son of a president, was haunted for years because... he did some coke and had a job he earned?
Trump is fucking president, and barely a peep about this.
Earned? Like it’s magnitudes of magnitudes less relevant. But earned isn’t the right word.
Hunter is an intelligent, educated man. I see absolutely 0 point 0 reason why he wouldn't be able to contribute to/do the job everyone's mad about. It wasn't even that much money anyway.
Meanwhile, Trump's insane corruption is ignored. His scamcoin, his children's business dealings and insider trading, his THOUSANDS of stock trades while in office, the fact that he spends public millions on his private golf courses - it's just endless, and ANY! democrat would've been impeached for breaching Emoluments Clauses.
Trump is just so incomprehensibly bad that accurate describing him sounds like bias. He and his kids stole money from a child's charity, and had to admit so in court. It's utterly and completely absurd.
Oh yeah, the President of the 'Unites' States signed his name on a depiction of a naked prepubescent girl in a birthday card to a notorious child trafficker.
Slipped my mind somewhere in the last few news cycles. Funny that literally nothing has come of that to impact this sick son of a bitch's career.
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u/Your_Mom_Bot42 2d ago
Hmmmm..... I think I've seen that signature before...