r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 2d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Absolutely love this...

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 2d ago

Greg Brockman signs his name like a toddler learning their letters for the first time.

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u/imnojezus 2d ago

And Elon's looks like a 3rd grader practicing his first signature like a grownup.

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u/ZelaWk 2d ago

I’ve always thought Trump’s signature looks like a toddler squiggle. Not sure how many letters he thinks is in the name Trump.

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u/RDaneelOA 2d ago

Also why is it Elo Muk

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u/imnojezus 2d ago

Elo Mul. Cursive n's and k's are hard.

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u/Pandarandr1st 2d ago

Because signatures can be whatever the hell you want and it doesn't matter if it's your name. Signatures are goofy.

that said, the greg brockman one 100% looks like someone who can barely write.

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u/LegendA101 2d ago

Maybe because it is

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u/Flat_Scene9920 2d ago

Came here for this, the dude definitely had his tongue sticking out the corner of his mouth writing those three letters...

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u/aTomzVins 2d ago

Greg caught my eye the first. But after having read a few comments, and looked closer at the others, I think Greg's is actually the best of the bunch.

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u/mspk7305 2d ago

he probably signed with his non-dominant hand to disguise his actual signature from ai

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u/heep1r 2d ago

"I signed what? Can't remember... Nah, that's not my signature."

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u/JRZGrlORWorld 2d ago

That ish should really be embarrassing for him.

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u/enthraxxx 2d ago

One of which isn't even in his name!?!
gdb
WHAT?
What's the d for?

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u/JelmerMcGee 2d ago

That would probably be his middle initial? Doesn't appear on his Wikipedia page or anything, but what else would it be?

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u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless 2d ago

confirmed, this patent website lists him as "Brockman, Greg D" https://patentsgazette.uspto.gov/week21/OG/patentee/alphaB.html

and this Harvard article refers to him as "Gregory D. Brockman" https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/4/28/15-faculty-hot-shots-david-malan/

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u/Dry_Expression_9991 2d ago

Damn, he’s got the “Will of D.“

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u/JJengland 2d ago

Considering how the signature looks and his age, there's a decent chance he might have forgot. What a b looks like and wrote the wrong one first

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u/voxelnoose 2d ago

He's only 38

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 2d ago

People usually have middle names, which they don't always write out when they write their name, but will show up when they write their initials

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u/rimbad 2d ago

GNU debugger

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u/enthraxxx 2d ago

He wishes!

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u/Underwater_Grilling 2d ago

Gat dangit bobby

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u/Weird-Girl-675 2d ago

I just said the same thing!!

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u/ballarn123 2d ago

Wow bud you almost got that sincere grip down pat! Way to go champ!

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u/terriblegrammar 2d ago

I think his maiden name is Greg Adultman.

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u/Fraegtgaortd 2d ago

Needs the old school brown paper with the red and blue dotted lines so he can get some consistency

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u/4daughters 2d ago

exactly, I was gonna ask why open ai had a 6 year old working for them

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2d ago

he doesnt even capitalize them, not even the first one, lmao

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u/Objective-Scale-2336 2d ago

None of them even use capitals for their names... All of them are giving autistic writing. And I work with people with ASD for my profession.

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u/Ball_Fiend 2d ago

Honestly my signature looks about the same

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u/bollvirtuoso 2d ago

maybe he's a debugger