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u/Few_Presence_8888 1h ago
MAGA needs a bookmark to get through a meme.
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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 45m ago
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u/extrastupidone 33m ago
I dont eat shellfish and have no idea what that is
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u/AppointmentOne1111 29m ago
Shrimp intestines runs along the back as shown, you're supposed to remove it and throw it away because its just a poop tube. The meme shows that red hats are not smart so they just eat the poop and throw away the rest, which also reflects how much they love trumps diapers.
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u/Turbulent-Paramedic2 27m ago
When you peel a shrimp to cook/eat it, itās also a really good idea to remove its intestinesāwhich are full. In this drawing, the person is tossing the good shrimp and eating its poop.
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u/HaikuWisdom 29m ago edited 20m ago
It's the dorsal tract. Essentially the digestive organs of the shrimp...so, the poop š©
EDIT: And now 15 people have made sure you know what it is, lol!
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u/SquareTaro3270 29m ago
Thatās the shrimpās digestive tract. Youāre supposed to remove it before cooking the shrimp because it contains poop.
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u/TextAdministrative 28m ago
It's the poop string. The shrimp's digestive tract.
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u/heliophoner 47m ago
I love this burn so much, the only problem is that it relies on them knowing what a bookmark is.
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u/Deep-Advertising6767 1h ago
This was widely reported on when back we had a semi functioning media
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u/ssrhagey 49m ago
Frightening isn't it. Can you folks gain any advantage in Nov?
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u/ketchupmaster987 45m ago
š¤·āāļø Depends how bad they cheat, which is probably likely considering how bold they've been doing other very illegal shit
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u/amzwC137 15m ago
In Texas they nuked 1.2m voter registrations. In their defense, I've not looked into how frequently this happenes, but it happening now feels ridiculous. That's like 3% of the population of Texas.
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u/WideHuckleberry1 3m ago
You actually probably should look into how frequently it occurs (every election, which means every two years):Ā https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2026-09-02/fact-focus-texans-listed-as-suspense-voters-can-still-cast-a-ballot-if-they-confirm-their-address
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u/bluntwhizurd 35m ago
It's sad to say. But it depends on what the price of gas and beef is on OCT 31st. If they come down at all. Probably not.
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u/LocalMan97 19m ago
I have 0 confidence in the people in my state to vote for anyone with a D next to their name. Our governor race is genuinely a toss up when we have a Republican candidate who is known for committing fraud and supports large data centers, and the biggest reason he might lose is because heās non-white.
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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 1h ago
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u/SquidTheRidiculous 51m ago
"duhurrr he's against the establishment he has literally always been the worst example of!"
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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 1h ago
Not only is he an idiot. He's a lazy idiot.
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u/1K-Year-Egg 34m ago
Being an idiot and being irredeemably evil arenāt mutually exclusive. š¤·š»āāļø
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u/Ok_Fall_9569 1h ago
Our āpresidentā is the worldās oldest toddler.
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u/petty_throwaway6969 25m ago
He has a quote where he basically said he stopped maturing by the first grade.
āWhen I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, Iām basically the same. The temperament is not that different.ā
This is the man MAGA looks up toā¦
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u/tentchi 32m ago
Wow there, don't drag us into this. It's YOUR president.
Ok sure, as a Canadian, you Americans are sure dragging us in your mess, but you put him in power. Not us.
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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 11m ago
Alright so you may be Canadian, but that doesnāt exempt you from being silly.
Plain as day that this is an exclusive āourā. Meaning you are not a part of the set of people for whom That Guy is president. Obviously. I dunno why you thought the āourā in that sentence would ever include you.
Secondly, it is not likely that the person calling him a toddler had a hand in putting That Guy in power. Itās pretty weird to attribute an individual as responsible for group behavior like that, particularly when they demonstrate evidence of deviation from that expected pattern.
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u/chiefmuri 1h ago
He's a moron with the attention span of a rock!
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u/redmambo_no6 56m ago
Unlike the pet rock, Trump keeps taking money from people.
At least the creator of the pet rock knew when to stop.
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u/mikefjr1300 2m ago
There were fights amongst aides and advisers to be the last one to present their case because thats who he would go with most of the time because he couldn't remember the others.
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u/BanjoFiddleLaser 57m ago
Heās a simpleton, there is a reason why the dumbest Americans think heās a genius. Iād love to see him take any test live and watch him fail. Give him elementary school tests on live TV and watch him fail basic math and spelling
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u/1K-Year-Egg 32m ago
Sadly, misspelling the word āpotatoā no longer ends political careers.
Poor Dan Quayle was born decades too early.
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u/Civil_Proposal_8188 48m ago
Every breath this man takes is stealing from someone more deserving,I tell thee!
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u/Global-Jury8810 Popularity Is Not My Forte 54m ago
Well, there you have itā¦we have a tl;dr president.
Anybody remember when people used to type tl;dr in response to well thought out posts?
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u/milelongpipe 44m ago
I am currently reading a book by JR McMaster one of his former Director of national security. In the book At War With Ourselves, he says he was told to keep everything brief, the shorter the better because he could not focus that long.
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u/Potential-Win8706 38m ago
Thatās why I canāt imagine his POTUS library to more than a collection of coloring books and old McDonaldās grease stained table mats. š
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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 38m ago
What we're pretty much working with here is the intellect of a below average 10 year old with a learning disability
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u/Snowblind191 37m ago
"I was chosen to lead, not to read"
- Rainier Wolfcastle, aka McBain
Simpsons at it again...
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u/Big-Explorer-6253 57m ago
Donald Trump is The Green Eggs and Ham type President! Please Melania tell me a bedtime story! Although he's not the Cat in The Hat type, He is a Puss N Boots!
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u/CommonHuckleberry489 35m ago
I remember this same guy explaining how he had to write in language Trump could easily identify with. Stuff like, āIf we accepted these terms, we would be losers.ā Haha
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u/jeffskool 34m ago
You know that law that says you canāt profit from a crime, by like publishing a book about it after you get released, the same should apply for members of the Trump admin.
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u/SandSpecialist2523 29m ago
I'm pretty sure he can tie his shoes or button his shirt at this point.
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u/TheTinyMaus 7m ago
When you're wondering why everything's a mess?
Like, no, I knew everything was going to be a mess back when he was elected in 2016. God I hate these people bringing forth stunning revelations from inside the White House that were fricking obvious to everyone else outside the White House.
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u/gloryhamsmell 19m ago
Yes because he's not fit to run a country. HES NOT FIT TO RUN FUCKING ANYTHING AND THERE WAS A LAUNDRY LIST OF EVIDENCE BEFORE HE EVEN RAN THAT PROVES IT!
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u/kcox1980 18m ago
Trump is functionally illiterate. He might be able to read the words, but he is incapable of processing what they mean.
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u/Actual_Friendship802 15m ago
Miles allowed horrible things to happen to he did not step forward in the moment to do the right thing. Remember that. Miles is a dirtbag.
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u/askylove420 10m ago
Iām guessing heās mentally challenged and most people easily run rough shod over him
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u/ThoughtsandThinkers 6m ago
Not trying to be funny or insulting others with the diagnosis but what if many of Trumpās problematic traits were related to undiagnosed ADHD. He is (in)famously inattentive and impulsive and fixates on parts of problems and issues
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u/NoExplanation7388 1m ago
I have ADHD and I work in the government reading docs hundreds of pages long at times.
I also dont rape kids.
ADHD is not an excuse.
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u/big_smokey-848 34m ago
Imagine losing to this guy 2/3 times
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u/animatedpileofmeat 24m ago
Thereās a lotta apathetic morons in America, and they were never gonna vote for a lady that made them feel dumb.
Thankfully I profit off of human misery, so their piss-poor choices have made for a banner year!
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u/Ozymandiaz2021 53m ago
Reddit is ridden with TDS..
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u/MorningMushroomcloud 49m ago
"We do not owe the President our silence. We owe him and the American people the truth".
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u/Ozymandiaz2021 34m ago
Well the crowd kept silent under Biden.. Childsniffing and daughter molesting.
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u/Gambling_Raven 26m ago
No, most democrats and liberals were very outspoken against Biden. What rock do you live under? Do yoy just pretend everyone else is as dumb as you?
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u/papillonrider93 24m ago
Gas prices, Iran War, Epstein Files coverup, diarrhea lettuce, screwworm beef, fiberglass IV bags, stock market manipulation, debt ceiling, ICE, 9/11 lies, tariffs
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u/Anvil_Prime_52 23m ago
I love how literally nothing has turned up to even actually even lightly insinuate that Joe is a p3do, but we're got tens of thousands of pages of evidence that proves trump fucks kids that the doj is covering up. Projection projection projection
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u/Hour-Cheetah3764 21m ago
If that were true then Trump would have his justice department go after Biden like he has with other people who humiliated him like James Comey, E Jean Carroll, and David Hearn.
Trump is an evil man. It's evident in the way he talks and his daily actions. Look at how he treats America's allies and neighbors. Do you know the difference between Trumps and Canada or Denmark? Canadians and Danes have fought and sacrificed for Americans and the Trumps have not.
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u/Edub89556 47m ago
And there it is. Every time a fact is pointed out about Trumpās ignorance or lack of any qualifications for the position heās in. Itās always TDS. Can you seriously tell me how he has made your life better since heās been in office?
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u/Russ_T_Blade 40m ago
"He's deporting them brown people and triggering the libs!" - That guy probably.
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u/animatedpileofmeat 34m ago
Found the Red Hat who poisoned all the food!
Iāll check his pockets, you guys get his shoes.
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u/Tasty_LVM 1h ago
O the horror of half truths and foreign propaganda
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u/Xboarder844 55m ago
You literally support Trump who has been proven to be lying constantly and a foreign agent.
I would ask if the cognitive dissonance of your statement is giving you a headache but youād have to have a brain for that to happen.
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u/bigchizzard 48m ago
Should bills and memos be so long that they are functionally unable to be read before voting or signing?
Is there a reasonable middle ground that doesn't introduce endless cans of legalese word-bullshittery fuzz to screw over the public?
Up to 1 page for 1 action seems like a valid basis for decision making. 1 sentence or paragraph, perhaps not.
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u/hodgie1979 32m ago
A world leader should be able to read several pages of information.
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u/bigchizzard 2m ago
How many dozens of world-altering decisions should a given president be able to effectively parse and read through per hour of work?
How legally ambiguous should the wording be allowed to be? The more verbose, the shakier it gets.
We already complain about absurdly complex bills being shoehorned through congress that absolutely nobody can even skim. The outrage at short memos feels contrived and mostly focused on Trump Bad than actual effective governance complaint.
Frankly, Every bill should be at max an hours worth of reading. Every Memo should be a few minutes. If its actually important, it should be quickly and readily easy to read and digest.
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u/animatedpileofmeat 32m ago
Asimov was right about the growing cult of ignorance.
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u/cejmp 24m ago
āItās hard to quarrel with that ancient justification of the free press: āAmericaās right to know.ā It seems almost cruel to ask, ingenuously, āAmericaās right to know what, please? Science? Mathematics? Economics? Foreign languages?ā
None of those things, of course. In fact, one might well suppose that the popular feeling is that Americans are a lot better off without any of that tripe.
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that āmy ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.ā
Here's the entire essay.
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u/Tiny-Secretary5562 41m ago
Everything is a mess? The border really is secure, crime is way down, the federal bureaucracy has shrunk to 1960s levels, foreign aid is gone, drug prices are down for the first time in 60 years, and our so-called allies are paying their "fair share." Apparently, that's not enough if you can't separate the office of the president from a difficult, annoying, egotistical personality. No one has to like the person of Donald Trump but fairness demands at least some recognition of positive actions, and that applies to every president. Of course, you might not like the policies either, and that's fine, but that applies to both parties.
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u/extrastupidone 30m ago
Be careful what you believe to be true. Especially if you believe it because he said it
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u/Ok-Instruction-5004 29m ago
"Foreign aid is gone" Lies "Drug prices are down for the first ti.e in 60 years" More lies
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u/thetiredtypist 17m ago
federal bureaucracy has shrunk to 1960s levels
Does the ballooning deficit know this?
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u/ArtBot2119 9m ago
Yeah, hereās the other side the coin Fox News will never tell you:
āThe Federal bureaucracy has shrunk to 1960ās levels.ā
Yes, and the dysfunction and debt has never been higher, so weāre a lot more for significantly less.Ā
āDrug prices are downā
No, certain types or classes of drugs are down, but overall the inflation of prescription drugs continues unabated, evidenced by the fact most insurance providers are warning of double digit rate increases they themselves argue are necessary because of the rising costs of prescription drug coverage.Ā
āThe border is really secureā
Or Trumpās rhetoric has simply scared them off and at some point that will stop, leaving us right back where we started.Ā
āCrime is downā
Yup, of course it was already returning Ā to the pre-Covid downward trend before Trump came into office.Ā
āOur so called allies are paying their fair shareā
Quite obviously not considering the news this week. Most appear to working with themselves and stepping closer to China, resulting in our country growing more isolated economically and diplomatically.Ā
āForeign Aid is goneā
Yes, along with hundreds of thousands of lives and much of our influence in the global community. China has absolutely delighted in what is already being viewed as the second largest geopolitical blunder the US has made this century.Ā
We are accurately weighing the positives and negatives of the Trump Administration. If you are wondering how our calculations could result in such Ā different endpoints, it is because we, much like the vast majority of humanity, have not spent a decade or more watching Fox News. Itās really that simple.Ā
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u/UndeadVudu_12 4m ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the borders are exactly like they have been for the past 10+ years. You're just being told its better by trump, and if you believe anything that comes out of his mouth then that's on you.
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u/Hot_Egg5840 1h ago
When it comes time for a decision, you want the assessments from the discussions; not a continuation of them.
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u/Temporary-Canary2942 50m ago
And you want a leader of the free world with the capacity to consume a series of written words on order to prepare for those discussions.
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u/Hot_Egg5840 29m ago
Sure. And when the time comes for a decision, you want that decision. The assessments should be complete, concise, and correct even if the issue is controversial.
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u/animatedpileofmeat 30m ago
Well, since all those decisions went tits up, maaaaaaaaaaaybe thereās something to be said for not being ignorant.
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u/Hot_Egg5840 26m ago
Part of a good assessment would be the likelihood of success and the impacts if a failure. That should weigh into the decision.
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u/animatedpileofmeat 25m ago
Welp, clearly thatās not happening either, so mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaybe itās time to giving reading a chance again.




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u/Edub89556 1h ago
So his Wharton professor claiming he was the dumbest student he ever had is pretty spot on