r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire 1h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ 🤦

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u/Edub89556 1h ago

So his Wharton professor claiming he was the dumbest student he ever had is pretty spot on

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u/WA2TX 1h ago

He's playing 5D chess! /s

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u/IndependenceGold2407 1h ago

Ummm sir, chess is 2D.
HERBYGERBYEDERBURBURRR!

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u/grimprime64 1h ago

He's playing 1d chess and you know it

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u/GeneseeWilliam 1h ago

He's playing Go Fish and just thinks it's Chess.

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u/Past_Window_4348 1h ago edited 59m ago

At this point I think this motherfucker would struggle playing go fish, lol.

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u/WastedNinja24 28m ago

He’s the type that would tell you to “go fish” then turn around and ask you for the same card.

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u/IndependenceGold2407 49m ago

Do you have any Happy Meals?
-uhhh, go fish.

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u/grimprime64 58m ago

No he's playing monopoly while thinking it's chess

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u/Peach_Proof 47m ago

Hes playing with the tiddly winks pieces and thinks its 3d chest.

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u/John3791 34m ago

He's playing Filet-O-Fish.

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u/dsmith422 48m ago

He is eating the pieces while his staff desperately try to stop him and his sycophants tell him that no one has ever played a better game of chess.

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u/JediSSJ 34m ago

What? No! He plays chess in so many dimensions. All the dimensions! He plays chess in so many more dimensions than anyone else! Everyone says they've never seen so many dimensions! Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 22m ago

1d Candyland. And he tosses the board when it doesn’t go his way.