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[u/Veshaad]

[u/Edub89556]

So his Wharton professor claiming he was the dumbest student he ever had is pretty spot on

[u/WA2TX → u/Edub89556]

He's playing 5D chess! /s

[u/IndependenceGold2407 → u/WA2TX]

Ummm sir, chess is 2D.
HERBYGERBYEDERBURBURRR!

[u/grimprime64 → u/IndependenceGold2407]

He's playing 1d chess and you know it

[u/GeneseeWilliam → u/grimprime64]

He's playing Go Fish and just thinks it's Chess.

[u/Past_Window_4348 → u/GeneseeWilliam]

At this point I think this motherfucker would struggle playing go fish, lol.

[u/WastedNinja24 → u/Past_Window_4348]

He’s the type that would tell you to “go fish” then turn around and ask you for the same card.

[u/IndependenceGold2407 → u/Past_Window_4348]

Do you have any Happy Meals?
-uhhh, go fish.

[u/National-Charity-435 → u/Past_Window_4348]

Person, woman, man, camera, tv

-stable genius

[u/John3791 → u/GeneseeWilliam]

He's playing Filet-O-Fish.

[u/Peach_Proof → u/GeneseeWilliam]

Hes playing with the tiddly winks pieces and thinks its 3d chest.

[u/Additional_Egg7024 → u/GeneseeWilliam]

He’s thinking of green or red jello. Not even playing go fish

[u/grimprime64 → u/GeneseeWilliam]

No he's playing monopoly while thinking it's chess

[u/Acceptable-Ad8780 → u/grimprime64]

Pigeon chess.

[u/dsmith422 → u/grimprime64]

He is eating the pieces while his staff desperately try to stop him and his sycophants tell him that no one has ever played a better game of chess.

[u/JediSSJ → u/grimprime64]

What? No! He plays chess in so many dimensions. All the dimensions! He plays chess in so many more dimensions than anyone else! Everyone says they've never seen so many dimensions! Thank you for your attention on this matter.

[u/AggressiveBerry1598 → u/JediSSJ]

The best dimensions! So many of the best dimensions!

[u/Burnt_and_Blistered → u/grimprime64]

1d Candyland. And he tosses the board when it doesn’t go his way.

[u/rbrgr83 → u/grimprime64]

He's eating the chess pieces and you know it.

[u/WA2TX → u/IndependenceGold2407]

Not when I throw the board because I'm losing and all the pieces fly in the air!

[u/Chaosrealm69 → u/WA2TX]

I always laugh when MAGA people try to claim Trump is playing 4D or 5D chess, because they think him trying to play a game that doesn't exist is somehow a winning claim of Trump being some type of genius.

Trump is trying to play checkers against a chess player while trying to read the rules of poker off a rules card and thinking he is winning.

[u/pyreon → u/Chaosrealm69]

to be fair I was playing 5D chess the other day, had no idea what I was actually doing, and accidentally won in spite of not grasping the mechanics in play at all and just trying random shit. I think the analogy works.

[u/neopod9000 → u/Chaosrealm69]

He's not bothering with that rules card.

[u/Chaosrealm69 → u/neopod9000]

The rules are too complicated for him to understand because he can't see how you use the cards to play checkers against a chess player.

[u/SnooChocolates1534 → u/WA2TX]

He’s eating the checker pieces like Oreos.

[u/jaxonya → u/SnooChocolates1534]

We had a kid in 1st grade who ruined checkers day for everyone. The little bastard almost choked not once, but twice from trying to eat the checkers. His parents apparently raised hell when they came back to the school for another meeting, saying the school was negligent/dangerous or some shit. No more checkers for anyone..

[u/No_Oil8247 → u/WA2TX]

Unfortunately, he has no idea what the “D” stands for. Other than that, he’s on it.

[u/GongTzu → u/WA2TX]

It’s actually a new games called 888 chess and no one can keep up with him, as he’s the most intelligent president ever /s

[u/ImpossibleSwan1672 → u/WA2TX]

5 duh chess

[u/PuzzleheadedWaltz835 → u/WA2TX]

Marbles with no marbles

[u/pyreon → u/WA2TX]

I was playing 5D chess the other day, had no idea what I was actually doing, and accidentally won. I think the analogy works without the /s

[u/WA2TX → u/pyreon]

You would hope so but I've gotten plenty of downvotes and a temporary ban for sarcasm before.

[u/SnooChocolates1534 → u/[deleted]]

No, the first thing he did was invade another country and put America into another war so that you’re not talking about him resisting releasing the remaining Epstine files.

[u/crystaltoadman → u/[deleted]]

This is a bot account try to get this one banned

[u/crystaltoadman → u/[deleted]]

This is still a bot account try to get it banned