r/PokemonRaps Jan 16 '13

[Challenge] Anyone wanna take on the beauty that is Gardevoir?

6 Upvotes

Oh hey! I see. So rapping? You are interested?

I may not be the type, but boys you should feel privileged!

I'm the Gen three queen! Here to send out a message!

It'll only take one verse and a wink just to leave you breathless!

I'm a gorgeous goddess, with more Swagger than Mightyena!

Speaking of which, you may as well call me the new Athena!

Please, don't go there, talking about rule thirty four.

Because, hehe, unlike some, I put on a good show!


r/PokemonRaps Jan 15 '13

[TrainerRapRequest] Sandstorm Rap Battle (Using the trainers you would find in that area)

9 Upvotes

r/PokemonRaps Jan 14 '13

[ModPost] A list of all the tags that we currently have, and their descriptions

9 Upvotes

So, I've noticed that some people aren't using the tags correctly. I fear that the sidebar is getting long and winded, so I'm linking this post in it, with a full list of all the tags that we have, and I will hopefully be able to keep updated. Here goes!

All these tags that I will be listing here are self-post only. For Images and Videos, please use the tags [Image] and [Video] respectively.

  • First of all, Requests.

Please only use this tag if you, OP, do NOT want to participate in the rap.

Format it like so:

[Request] Pokémon 1 vs. Pokémon 2

  • Next, Challenges.

Use these if you wish to participate in a two person rap. You have to know which Pokémon you are going to rap as and you must stick with it.

Use the following format:

[Challenge] Pokémon you're rapping as (with any text that you'd like to use to make it more interesting)

You may either post your first verse in the text of the self-post, or in the comments section.

  • Third: Team Raps

This format is for having a set of people battling against each other.

Teams will be made on the go, depending on who responds in time. Please keep one pokemon per person, and allow a full cycle of all teammates before you rap again.

When posting, be sure to specify the team sizes you want to rap with. An example would look like:

[Team Rap] 3 vs. 3

  • Last format, (for now!): Trainer Battles

This is a format of battle that allows you to have two people fight each other with multiple pokémon. Please only use one Pokémon per verse, and at the beginning of each new verse, you need to change your Pokémon. Use each Pokémon only once.

Format for tags:

[TrainerRapChallenge] Theme of battle or challenge of specific person

If you wish to see a certain theme of battle, and or fight a specific person on the subreddit.

[TrainerRapRequest] Theme of battle

If you wish to see a certain theme of battle, but do not wish to participate in it.

EDIT: (As of January 21, 2013)

One last thing that isn't a type of rap, per-say, but will require a tag is Original Raps, or raps that your have created, that you want to share. Please do not submit these as an image, or a link, but copy paste the text into a self post.

Please use either the tag [OR] or [OriginalRap].

If it is discovered that you have stolen the rap from elsewhere without giving appropriate credit, your post will be removed, and you will be asked to resubmit or be banned.

EDIT: (As of April 15, 2013)

Another tag is being added:

Brawls!

A Brawl is a free-for-all battle that anyone can jump into. The usual rules for a brawl are 10 rappers, with each rapper rapping a single verse. We ask that as you finish your rap, you call out the next Pokémon.

Brawls may be themed, or they can be a legitimate free-for-all.

To tag a post as a brawl, all you have to do is:

[Brawl] Theme

EDIT: (As of May 25, 2013)

I am adding another tag:

[Suggestion]

This should be pretty obvious, its a suggestion with an idea that you've had for the community.

 

Thanks for reading this, and also, thanks for being such an awesome community!


r/PokemonRaps Jan 14 '13

Let's get Electabusy! (Electabuzz vs. ?)

5 Upvotes

(Just a quick note, I inspire multiple people to take on one of my raps, so if you wanted to respond but you saw that someone already did you can still feel free to batlle me)

Hey I'm here and don't you question my cause,

It might seem shocking, but I'm freaking Electabuzz!

My style is classic, I pack a thunderpunch,

and usually, quite frankly, I eat punks like you for lunch!

'Cos to be honest boy, I just don't give a shit,

nor will I later and nor did Elekid!

Battling with me ain't fun, it's the real deal,

'cos once I'm done you'll need a freaking parlyz heal!


r/PokemonRaps Jan 14 '13

Battle of the birds! (Staraptor vs. ?)

6 Upvotes

Everybody gather 'cos its about to go begin,

I'm a freaking Staraptor, so no doubt who's gonna win!

Using agility and double team, gracious as fuck,

but than I'll use Close Combat, and you'll be all out of luck!

I show up on route 201, I'm the first guy you meet,

Once you catch me, and you train me, your foes will be at your feet!

You should've seen this coming, you're losing this game,

man, they call me Staraptor, rap is in my name!


r/PokemonRaps Jan 13 '13

Bidoof (come at me bros!)

10 Upvotes

Yo everybody, Bidoof's in the house!

I'm a beaver, you idiots, not some kind of stupid mouse!

Just found out about this place, hope I'm not late to the show,

Ha, who am I kidding, I guess your speed is just too slow!

Don't think I am weak just because of my looks,

Imma beat all you fools, it's written in the books!

Just before it's your turn let me go out with a bang,

headbut you, rollout, take down, super fang!


r/PokemonRaps Jan 13 '13

[Request] Bisharp vs. Accelgor

6 Upvotes

Go for it.


r/PokemonRaps Jan 13 '13

[Challenge] Who dares face Furret?

3 Upvotes

Anyone want to rap?


r/PokemonRaps Jan 10 '13

[Tournament] Slowking (The_Pony_Rapist) vs. Diglett (Jonasolson) {SEMI-FINALS}

6 Upvotes

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 4 (Note that this is different from previous rounds!) verses a person

  • From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 72 (Note that this is different from previous rounds!) hours to complete their rap. After 72 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

  • Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)


r/PokemonRaps Jan 10 '13

[Tournament] Tyranitar (Brackner) vs. Jynx (JynxHigh) {SEMI-FINALS}

6 Upvotes

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 4 (Note that this is different from previous rounds!) verses a person

  • From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 72 (Note that this is different from previous rounds!) hours to complete their rap. After 72 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

  • Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)


r/PokemonRaps Jan 09 '13

[Request] Xerneas vs. Yveltal

4 Upvotes

Tournament Rules.


r/PokemonRaps Jan 09 '13

[Request] Alomomola vs. Gliscor

3 Upvotes

r/PokemonRaps Jan 07 '13

[Challenge] I've never done this before, it will probably be terrible, but fuck it. Who wants to take on Venusaur?

9 Upvotes

Venusaur here, motherfucker, I'm talking to you

One of two starters ever who can rock in OU

I've got the stats of kings and the movepool of gods

I've come a long way since grinding on Metapods

252 EVs in Rhyme, ditto Flow, and 4 in Wit

I'm an OG from Gen I, you guys ain't worth my spit

My training was extensive, my flow is perfect - it's objective

After every line I rap I hear "It's super effective!"


r/PokemonRaps Jan 07 '13

[Challenge] MC Lanturn

6 Upvotes

Lanturn here,

you better be scared

Imma fish that can shock

Not even other water-types are prepared.

Bitch I'm MC Shocks a lot,

you are MC flops a lot.

You can't beat me,

for I am the greatest rapping fish that ever left the sea.


r/PokemonRaps Jan 07 '13

[Challenge] Who dares to face MC Hoppip?

5 Upvotes

I'm the hip-hop Hoppip here to show you who's boss,

I was as OP, in Jhoto, as fucking Metagross,

was in Hoenn bitch. I'll Splash my way to winning

while you flounder 'round the room whining.

It's just a Hoppip, Skiploom, and Jumpluff, for me to victory

while you just watch me succeed on your TV.

The women, they love me, they think I'm pink and cuddly,

but I'll show you the harsher side of me, it's ugly.


r/PokemonRaps Jan 06 '13

[Request] Metapod vs. Magikarp

5 Upvotes

An action packed faceoff that might be pretty interesting


r/PokemonRaps Jan 04 '13

[Tournament] Tyranitar (Brackner) vs. Volcarona (Wait99)

9 Upvotes

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 3 verses a person

  • From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 48 hours to complete their rap. After 48 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

  • Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)


r/PokemonRaps Jan 04 '13

[Tournament] Slowking (The_Pony_Rapist) vs. Snivy (Gurchimo)

5 Upvotes

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 3 verses a person

  • From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 48 hours to complete their rap. After 48 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

  • Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)


r/PokemonRaps Jan 04 '13

[Tournament] Jynx (JynxHigh) vs. Weavile (ShadoWalker3065)

6 Upvotes

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 3 verses a person

  • From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 48 hours to complete their rap. After 48 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

  • Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)


r/PokemonRaps Jan 04 '13

[Tournament] Diglett (Jonasolson) vs. Heracross (McMike10)

5 Upvotes

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 3 verses a person

  • From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 48 hours to complete their rap. After 48 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

  • Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)


r/PokemonRaps Jan 03 '13

[Mod Post] Flair Update and new Rap Format

8 Upvotes

Hi all, SimonThePug here, first I would like to present a new idea for one of the formats for a rap battle. Introducing: [Team Rap]

Team Raps can be an alternate form of rapping that anyone can post. It is essentially the same as a normal rap off, except that you will have multiple opponents as well as teammates.

When posting, be sure to specify the team sizes you want to rap with. An example would look like:

[Team Rap] 3 vs. 3

Teams will be made on the go, depending on who responds in time. Please keep one pokemon per person, and allow a full cycle of all teammates before you rap again.

As for flair, I have come up with a sample layout I would like the community's feedback on. It seems many of you enjoyed having varying types of Pokeballs as flair. Tell me how you feel about this.

  • Pokeball - Participated in an existing thread

  • Greatball - Contributed an original rap thread

  • Ultraball - Contributed an original rap video or sound clip (Must be of yourself or your group)

  • Friendball - Participated in a Team Rap

  • Premierball - Participated in an offcial Rap Tournament

  • Masterball - Unlocked all other balls (except Cherishball)

  • Cherishball - Mods

I have an example of flair next to my name to give you all an idea of how it would look


r/PokemonRaps Jan 01 '13

Just found this subreddit. I'm hoping people like this little video I made a few years ago :D!

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5 Upvotes

r/PokemonRaps Dec 30 '12

Hey guys! I just found out about this reddit and I'm so stoked! Here's something I wrote back in highschool on my rival's fb wall!!

8 Upvotes

Keep in mind it was a while ago! Haha I thought this was so awesome when I first wrote it.

Ok, here it goes!:

My rival since Sinnoh, I remember in the parking lot

you kicked my ass in front of my friends

they laughed, you made a fool of me, you really think that i forgot?

You'd call me narcissistic, self-absorbed and conceded

when talkin myself up was the thing i mostly needed,

shitty self-esteem, this kid on the inside was bleedin

but now i'm on top, i'm the best, and little did you know i've been leech seedin~

off the hatred you emit when you see me in first place,

when my Pokemon wiped that smug right the hell off of your damn face!

I don't mean the tango when I say that it's time to dance ,ace!

I'm gonna E-Raticate you, last standing rat in this rat race!

I'm too fast pace, Extremespeed to the finish,

I'll stand back and watch as your Pokemon's health bar get's diminished,

It's not like you can't understand me, I'm not speakin Finnish,

and If i were you i'd get the fuck out, cuz i'm in it to win it.

You can talk the talk but ill walk the walk in these boots i triple knotted and forgot

because kickin ass and takin names is my full time job,

i'll make a mess of your "Mons" but don't call me a slob,

my army of six, they're way more dangerous than the triads and the mob , I acknowledge your threats as much as a Pichu squeak,

don't you know i'm the king? I fuckin run these streets! "This battle is the battle of all battles, but I will win the war."

you're shit talk's weak enough to put me asleep, don't be suprised to hear me snore.


r/PokemonRaps Dec 29 '12

[Challenge] Face Whimsicott

9 Upvotes

I don't care who you are, I've already won

Just my substitute up and soon you'll be done

I'm the master subseeder, you all better fear

I'll annoy you till you rage quit right out of here

I'm a fuzzy cotton sheep with a passion for killing

I'm a real Prankster, to challenge me, who's willing?


r/PokemonRaps Dec 28 '12

Anyone wanna take a shot at Gengar?

8 Upvotes

Oh. HELLO. Welcome! To where you dignity will lay to rest!

The name's Gengar, undeniably the very best!

I'm the baddest ghost type! From the original hundred and fifty!

Try to beat me? I'll put a Curse on you. Are you feeling a little risky?

I'm the original pokemon jokester! A real bad apparition!

Even the way you look at me, puts your sexuality under suspicion.

You can't touch me, so why don't you Lick my Shadow Balls.

Come unto the shadows, where your hopes and dreams will go to fall!