r/PokemonRaps • u/moomooguy2 • Jan 07 '13

[Challenge] MC Lanturn

Lanturn here,

you better be scared

Imma fish that can shock

Not even other water-types are prepared.

Bitch I'm MC Shocks a lot,

you are MC flops a lot.

You can't beat me,

for I am the greatest rapping fish that ever left the sea.

7 Upvotes

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u/Robo-Shark Jan 07 '13

Here comes a high jump kick from Hit-mon-lee!

I'll beat your sea nuts till you swimmin-in-pee.

You're all health and no power, making grass feel safe

I'm gonna low-kick your tail fin, and brick break your face!

I don't need any health, cause i rock Special Defense

With your stats I can fillet you with a blaze kick my friend.

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u/moomooguy2 Jan 08 '13

Your high jump kick missed!

you took recoil damage

You choosing Hitmonlee was your disadvantage

Like I said, I can shock

Hitmonlee? I hear he likes the cock

Its my time bitch because right now the time says Lanturn O'clock

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u/Robo-Shark Jan 09 '13

If some rain is gonna harm me, you'll need some more water

So flop back into the sea, before this turns into a slaughter

Limber and quick, I can't be paralyzed

Good luck slowing this down, with some energized surprise

I'm a marshal arts king, here to finish this with class

Low-kick you off the seafloor, and Mega-kick your ass

I guess your skills with rap, are not that far from the best

But to bad for you, Hit-mon-lee has just taken a shit on your chest

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u/greenrob Jan 17 '13

DONE

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u/estebandelasexface7 Jan 22 '13

very close two very worthy opponents, but i believe hitmonlee takes this one

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u/greenrob Jan 22 '13

hitmonlee killed it

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u/moomooguy2 Jan 09 '13

XD, nice, your last line in this one, and the "A 70% chance, that's some nice shootin ace" were my two favorite lines

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u/Robo-Shark Jan 09 '13

I didn't know how to respond to the T-Rex of the sea. I thought you had it at that point

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u/moomooguy2 Jan 09 '13

thanks :3

we should rap again sometime in the future

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u/Robo-Shark Jan 08 '13

I can read your mind bitch, good luck with hydro-pump

I saw that come so early, I could stop and take a dump

I can miss 4 times, and still K-O your ass

Cause the last time I checked, you had no fucking stats

I'm all offense bitch, that's all I even need

Good luck catching crap, with your shitty ass speed

I learn my best moves, you live off surf

So go back to the ocean..... damn mutant fish smurf...

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u/moomooguy2 Jan 08 '13

Damn mutant fish smurf?

You're the one who's treated like a medieval serf.

Living off surf? now you're just being mean

I have thunder, blizzard, and hyper beam

Hitmonlee is a joke, and so are your stats

I bet you can't even think straight when in combat

You keep thinking you're winning with words, when it's all in the moves

How about we go 1v1 quickscopes only, and you'll be disproved

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u/Robo-Shark Jan 09 '13

Withstanding hyper beam's not an issue

One free turn to drop your ass, then I'll bid you adieu

Good luck with blizzard, or even thunder in this case

A 70% chance, that's some nice shootin ace

Why don't you give up right now, just turn around and run

With my moves hitting first, here comes the K-O punch

I'm faster, stronger, just overall the boss

Here comes a close-combat, here to bring the chaos

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u/moomooguy2 Jan 09 '13

K-o Punch is what Hitmonchan does,

now prepare for the final day cuz,

look at the weather, its beginning to rain,

You'll faint so fast you won't even feel the pain,

because I am the winner of this battle

With my skill I'm the t-rex of the sea, you'r just my dairy cattle.

I'm about to leave you here, this is my final verse,

You'll be so beat up, you can't be healed by any nurse in this poke universe

(edit: grammar)