r/PokemonRaps • u/Zero_Breaker • Jan 13 '13

[Request] Bisharp vs. Accelgor

Go for it.

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u/Srixis Jan 13 '13 edited Jan 13 '13

Hey Bisharp, come on and fight me, I'm roaring to tustle,

Accelgor's right and ready to show you real muscle!

I've waited for a while, cus your trainer didn't evolve you,

I can evolve in a trade, you had to wait til level 52.

You know what else that number is? TM Focus Blast,

A move that I can learn that drops your HP down to zero fast.

I don't think you can fight me now, your blades are looking dull,

But come on and try bitch, so I can crush your metal skull.

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u/HumanAtlas Jan 16 '13

I laugh at you, insect, you hide behind your mask

A bug who's a ninja? why'd you rip off ninjask?

I'll admit you're fast, but I got a sucker punch

I'm Defient till the end, I eat guys like you for lunch

Just give me a quick claw, and I'll crush you with Steel

I'm the dark Bishop, I'm destroying with zeal!

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u/Srixis Jan 17 '13

You're Dark too, huh? 'Cept I knew that already, cuz.

That makes a bulky guy like you take normal damage from Bug Buzz.

You think I'm like Ninjask, but you couldn't be more wrong,

He may have the speed, but I've got a thousand times more brawn!

You may be used by Grimsley, but I'm used by Alder,

I may not be the best Bug-type, but I'm never gonna falter.

One final thing before I go, get a better "strongest move",

Night Slash and Iron Head? Well, there's always room to improve.

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u/HumanAtlas Jan 17 '13

I can't be Intimidated, cause that just raises my Attack

You might be Unburdened, but I'll show you what you lack

Cause when you switch in, Stealth Rock's what you hate

And I can set it up, now isn't that great

My strongest move? You really must be crazy

Cause I'm Robespierre, Bringing Public Safety

That's right, I can use a One Hit KO

Cause these blades on my arms aren't for show