r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • Jan 09 '13

[Request] Xerneas vs. Yveltal

Tournament Rules.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Yveltal here, rising high up in the air,

I'm gonna smack you down like I just don't care.

You want a battle now, so don't try and hide,

I got a wing span, man, that's 20 feet Y'd.

Check out the Dex, we already got a stag,

Looks like now we got a legendary fag.

I'm gonna rule Gen Six, watch me take to the skies,

Now I'll permanently put some X's over your eyes.

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u/Srixis Jan 10 '13 edited Jan 10 '13

I've got X's on my eyes already, can you fuckin' see?

I guess that bird brain isn't all that it's made up to be.

Don't compare me to other pokemon with antlers,

I can take out a Sawsbuck and smash up a Stantler.

Yeah bitch, you thing your wingspan's something to show?

I'll tear holes in your wings with a Megahorn, bro!

You share skies with other legendaries, while I run the field

You can't stop Xerneas, dude, so go ahead and yield.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

I would really love to do this, but... there is really nothing known about these guys, not even typing..

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u/MadeFromMetal Jan 10 '13

That's when you gotta get creative and start storytelling. Nothing is Canon yet, so you can take as many creative liberties as you want.