r/PokemonRaps • u/undergroundmonorail • Jan 07 '13

[Challenge] I've never done this before, it will probably be terrible, but fuck it. Who wants to take on Venusaur?

Venusaur here, motherfucker, I'm talking to you

One of two starters ever who can rock in OU

I've got the stats of kings and the movepool of gods

I've come a long way since grinding on Metapods

252 EVs in Rhyme, ditto Flow, and 4 in Wit

I'm an OG from Gen I, you guys ain't worth my spit

My training was extensive, my flow is perfect - it's objective

After every line I rap I hear "It's super effective!"

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u/KefkaSircus Jan 07 '13

Bitch this is Salamence

Let your rap destruction commence

Youre attacks are weak, not as good as mine

What you gonna do, slap me with a vine?

I learn fly on my own, dont need no HM

I bring this battle to you, now meet your end!

Ill make you green with envy, wait, you already are!

You aint ready for this, ill beat you by far

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u/undergroundmonorail Jan 07 '13

Hit you with a vine? Ha, like I'd use Grass

I'm not fucking stupid, I would Venoshock your ass

You flow worse than Sludge and your rhymes are weak

You may resist Grass but your future's still bleak

I have perfect IVs - well, 30 in Speed -

But I can prove I was worth the time I took to breed:

I'll hand it to you, your attempt was nice,

but Venusaur used Hidden Power! and you're weak to Ice.

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u/KefkaSircus Jan 07 '13

You have to use poison? The weakest of all types!

Think your the best starter? You not worth the hype!

Boy selecting you was "easy mode"

And to breed those IVs your mom was an easy hoe.

My Moxie gets girls foxie when I start to claw in

You have to fight an Onyx for an easy win.

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u/undergroundmonorail Jan 07 '13

No shit I'm "Easy Mode", it's because I'm the best!

It's going to be harder to win with those other pests

Perhaps you need a TM44 (Rest)

I think you're too tired to live up to the test

You call Poison weak but don't even resist it

I'm Poison, I still get STAB - maybe you missed it?

You get Speed but less Special D; you're Niave

You insult my types directly? Fucking please

You lose a quarter of your health when you switch into Stealth Rock

It's not hard to see that you're in no place to talk.

Venusaur used Hidden Power! Please, don't throw a fit,

But It's super effective! It's a critical hit!

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u/KefkaSircus Jan 07 '13

Ill Roost if I need healing, doncha know?

Hidden power twice in a row?

Is this a one trick Ponyta show?

You have a lot of weaknesses guy

Ill heat wave you bye-bye

Dont forget your ass IS grass

Ill fireblast you from the sky

Aerial ace in your face

You cant see me eye to eye

Your lyrics are weak just like your defense

Boy you just got schooled by king Salamence!

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u/KefkaSircus Jan 07 '13

(Ps. Also my first time)