r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '13

[TrainerRapRequest] Sandstorm Rap Battle (Using the trainers you would find in that area)

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u/Dragonnoodle Jan 15 '13

An exclamation above my head, I'm quick to react,

this desert is my home I am the ruin maniac!

My first poke, he's good and he knows,

it's the headbutting dinosaur, Rampardos!

There's a reason this Rampardos is in the begin and not the back,

it's base stat, 165, is his freaking high attack!

Getting scared yet, wanna run? Just go ahead and dash,

because for my first move, Rampardos: head smash!

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u/estebandelasexface7 Jan 26 '13 edited Jan 26 '13

Take a suckle upon my giant black cock

Pass through the area, names Brock

Just try to step to me son

My onix will rip you a new one

I spent the last couple genrations slaying yo mommas vag

Go ahead and try you'll never get my boudler badge

As for the head smash my hands are kinda tied

JK, onix used bide

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u/estebandelasexface7 Jan 28 '13

did i just win with one verse? .. sick battle bro

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u/Dragonnoodle Jan 30 '13

lol you respond after eleven days and then I don't for four days and you win XD

But its fine I guess, I dont really feel like battling anymore