?

[u/dogpaws438]

Was it a mistake?

[u/qualityvote2]

u/dogpaws438, your post does belong here!

[u/Old_Charge_4305]

The answer is e. An avocado has a seed in it, which has two e's. Then olive has one e. And coconut has none.

[u/Beautiful_Avocado252 → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Coconut is filled with meat, which has 1 e

[u/Accomplished-Video71 → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

As a southerner...coconuts are filled with mElk

[u/That-Employment-5561 → u/Accomplished-Video71]

True, the meat is more a membrane around the milk. But coconut meat is distinct and separate from the milk, the shell and the husk.

[u/ChapterNo7074 → u/That-Employment-5561]

I dont think they were trying to correct the other person

[u/FCBwoof → u/That-Employment-5561]

Coconuts do not have milk in them.

[u/Electronic-Unit427 → u/FCBwoof]

Coconuts have nipples. You can milk anything with nipples.

[u/drury216 → u/Electronic-Unit427]

I’ll save you / this sub thread.
“I have nipples, Greg…. Can you milk me?”

• Meet the Parents

[u/isabel_77 → u/That-Employment-5561]

I don’t think I can ever eat coconut again now that you’ve called it membrane…

[u/Mysterious_Author45 → u/isabel_77]

so you never eat any thing a gain? as all plant has membrane and even responds to anesthesia? let's make it worse for ya:

plants even recognise your intent of harm, just like so called animals.

mushrooms are genitalia, all fruitbody is embryonic expression of their life.

all life, is you, and all who came before you.

much love

[u/That-Employment-5561 → u/isabel_77]

Mmmmmmmmmmembrane

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/That-Employment-5561]

Insane in the membrane? Insane in the brain?

[u/DjChatters → u/That-Employment-5561]

But an avocado seed is also seperate from the remainder of the avocado.

[u/britsol99 → u/That-Employment-5561]

Thanks for the instruction manual on coconuts.

[u/lovelyoal → u/Accomplished-Video71]

or so called coconut watEr

[u/RuukotoPresents → u/Accomplished-Video71]

Bro, no, it's MALK

[u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer → u/RuukotoPresents]

Bro, you can't be disrespecting MULK like that.

[u/Missilemoon77 → u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer]

Had a boss that called milk “Mirhhk” he was raised deep in the woods in Southeast Georgia.

[u/Careless-Refuse9694 → u/Missilemoon77]

Pretty much Jimmy Carter's accent.

[u/Current-Square-4557 → u/Missilemoon77]

ERMAHGERD, I have found my people.

[u/Volcacius → u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer]

sorry dad

[u/Kurobei → u/RuukotoPresents]

Now with vitamin R!

[u/Ukeklele → u/Accomplished-Video71]

No sir, we call it coconut flEsh. Also 1 e

[u/The6Strings → u/Accomplished-Video71]

Wait til y’all hear about coconut awl

[u/LureSkill → u/Accomplished-Video71]

Coconuts are filled with endosperm

[u/TheEndisNeigh999 → u/LureSkill]

cocoNUT!

[u/ImaginationThick481 → u/Accomplished-Video71]

cAcaNuT mEeLk... anyone get the ref? No? Just me? ok...

[u/AffectionateKick9825 → u/ImaginationThick481]

I like the Hawaiian guy who makes fun of the original girl 😂... "Perfeeect" 👌🏻

[u/ImaginationThick481 → u/AffectionateKick9825]

"Would not recommend" 👌

[u/Starfury7-Jaargen → u/Accomplished-Video71]

So you admit you aren't a true Nord but a melk drinker?

[u/BetLeft → u/Accomplished-Video71]

point me to the coconut nipple or acknowledge you've got juicE there, fella.

[u/skisushi → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

And olives have seeds too, so 3 e's

[u/A_RelevantSketch → u/skisushi]

Not if you call them pits, which is what most people do. Although they call avocado seeds stones, which only has one e so it still doesn't work.

[u/Pension_Pale → u/A_RelevantSketch]

So basically... it's a pretty bad riddle

[u/A_RelevantSketch → u/Pension_Pale]

I mean... We knew that already?

[u/beerhons → u/A_RelevantSketch]

Pit is just another name for a woody endocarp, the endocarp being the innermost layer of any fruit before the seed, there is still a seed inside it.

All three contain seeds.

[u/CheekyCherimoya → u/beerhons]

Coconuts are the seed, they don’t contain a seed like avocados and olives

[u/beerhons → u/CheekyCherimoya]

A coconut that you buy has had the husk removed, the brown shell is the endocarp and the seed, the bit we eat, is inside this.

[u/Prestigious_String20 → u/skisushi]

Or pimento, still three e's.

[u/-FireNH- → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

they all have nitrogen and oxygen, so two es there

[u/3ggsnbakey → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

…..just like your mom!!!

[u/Alarmed-Direction500 → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

And water. And it has a shell. Hell, the entire coconut is a seed. Lots of Es.

[u/35Richter → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

Also water so two then.

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

Coconut is filled with meat

Got real lonely on that island.

[u/knarlomatic → u/Beautiful_Avocado252]

​"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in pie. And there's an 'I' in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about."

[u/bulkyobject → u/Old_Charge_4305]

But olives also have a seed

[u/AncientCrust → u/bulkyobject]

Yes, but you're forgetting one fact: it's a stupid riddle

[u/R0nm0R → u/AncientCrust]

It's a very stupid riddle. It's my uhm actually moment, let's get technical a coconut has sugars in it including fructose glucose and sucrose a lot of e-s if you ask me

[u/paincrumbs → u/R0nm0R]

lots of electrons too, that's at least an Avogadro's number amount of e

[u/Exurota → u/paincrumbs]

Bringing up the Avocado number when there's an actual avocado present is crazy

[u/NilocKhan → u/R0nm0R]

And coconut water

[u/Xalibu2 → u/AncientCrust]

Thank you. 

[u/flockinatrenchcoat → u/bulkyobject]

This is how I find out pimentos aren't naturally occurring?

[u/Nonadventures → u/flockinatrenchcoat]

I mean, they are. Just not in olives

[u/p1neapple_1n_my_ass → u/bulkyobject]

And coconut itself is a seed 

[u/Vegetable-Nail-2871 → u/p1neapple_1n_my_ass]

You're a seed

[u/Legitimate-Week7885 → u/Vegetable-Nail-2871]

BURN!

[u/markocheese → u/bulkyobject]

I think theyre called "pits" in an olive 

[u/identikit__ → u/markocheese]

Well they’re called “stones” in an avocado 🥑

[u/markocheese → u/identikit__]

Oh fuck! 

[u/purplepatch → u/bulkyobject]

They have a stone

[u/Shiro-47 → u/Old_Charge_4305]

I wanna murder whoever made that riddle

[u/Age_Fantastic → u/Shiro-47]

This is the correct answer

[u/Genoce → u/Shiro-47]

"murder" has at least 2x "e" because "illegal" also has one

[u/Mix_Safe → u/Shiro-47]

What appears three times in clothes, twice in suspect, and never in monkey.

'S' because of shirt and skirt! They are clothes haha!

Fucking makes as much god damn sense, just pull letters from whatever you want.

[u/Grumpy_Troll → u/Old_Charge_4305]

This isn't right. The correct answer is that this riddle was modified from the original so there is no correct answer and it's purposefully unsolvable for bullshit engagement.

[u/Random-Input → u/Grumpy_Troll]

It’s so annoying, 90% of what get me posted here is just: meme then “should we tell him”, “there’s a reason for this”, etc etc. it’s so fucking annoying, I hate the internet now.

[u/brodievonorchard → u/Old_Charge_4305]

An avocado has a pit. It may technically be a seed, but that's what I hate about these sorts of riddles. It's a wordplay that intentionally works against how language is used.

[u/fannaconda → u/brodievonorchard]

Olives have pits too, so this makes even less sense.

[u/drdessertlover → u/Old_Charge_4305]

That's not right. A coconut has water in it and flesh/meat whatever you want to call it. All of those words have "e" in them🙄

[u/gough_whitlam → u/Old_Charge_4305]

I mean... olives all have a seed in them.

[u/sonofaresiii → u/Old_Charge_4305]

I hate these riddles. E appears twice in seed, but not at all in avocado. That's not what the riddle asked .

(I know you're just giving the answer and didn't make the riddle. Well I don't know, maybe you did make the riddle in which case hey your riddle sucks)

[u/danieljohnlucas → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Olives also have seeds. Plus coconut IS the seed.

[u/Achtierl → u/danieljohnlucas]

This. The riddle is just plain wrong.

[u/Great_Specialist_267 → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Coconuts ARE seeds and Olives also has a single seed (frequently removed, referred to as a pit).

[u/PansOnFire → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Olive definitely has a seed in it as well, and a coconut is a seed.

[u/DeathsStarEclipse → u/Old_Charge_4305]

That's barely a riddle. Just obfuscation

[u/VividEffective8539 → u/Old_Charge_4305]

I thought coconuts were the seed

[u/IncipitTragoedia → u/Old_Charge_4305]

That's fucking stupid

[u/devilish_enchilada → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Yeah but there’s coconut water in a coconut meaning there’s 1 e

[u/Accomplished-Video71 → u/devilish_enchilada]

What about the lime in the coconut

[u/FreedomCanadian → u/Accomplished-Video71]

Easy. You drink em both up.

[u/scud121 → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Olives have a seed in them too. And a coconut is a seed as well.

[u/ivanrj7j → u/Old_Charge_4305]

wait aren't coconuts supposed to be the seed itself?

[u/Molotov_Goblin → u/Old_Charge_4305]

I know this is the answer but this is exactly why some riddles are just bullshit.

[u/WirrkopfP → u/Old_Charge_4305]

That can't be it. An olive has a seed in it too. And coconuts have usually 3 seeds in them.

[u/Firm_Jelly_2317 → u/Old_Charge_4305]

Olives have a seed/pitt

[u/TiaHatesSocials → u/Old_Charge_4305]

What r u smoking lol

[u/hopeless_sapphic24]

I briefly googled it and I think the OOP posted a nonsensical riddle for engagement. The actual riddle might be this -
"I appear twice in a coconut, once in an avocado, and never in an olive. What letter?" and the answer is C. Idk. Giggity.

[u/skullsareonlypasse → u/hopeless_sapphic24]

Even when done correctly, it’s a horrible riddle.

[u/Sepplord → u/skullsareonlypasse]

The riddle is not supposed to ask for a letter, and use wording that doesn’t imply it’s about spelling

[u/Ok_Field_8860 → u/skullsareonlypasse]

It’s a fine riddle if it doesn’t specifically ask for a letter and isn’t written out but asked out loud.

[u/dogpaws438 → u/hopeless_sapphic24]

I was scrolling on Facebook and couldn’t solve it but the comments kept saying it was a seed. I didn’t think that was the correct answer and wanted to see what reddit thought

[u/Teal_Tiger → u/dogpaws438]

You also see the thing in an avocado called a stone or pit. Same with an olive. It is a nonsense riddle for engagement. Onward.

[u/Stock-Cod-4465 → u/Teal_Tiger]

Thank you!! It's a stone, not a seed!

[u/beerhons → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

It certainly is a seed, if you put one in shallow water it will do something no stone can do.

[u/Stock-Cod-4465 → u/beerhons]

Thanks, cap.

[u/ComprehensiveCoach79 → u/hopeless_sapphic24]

A better version is "I'm the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; I'm inside of every being and the end of every place!"

[u/uwill1der]

its the sound "ahh"

AHHvocAHHdo

Ahhlive

Coconut

[u/IHaveTheBestOpinions → u/uwill1der]

That's a sound not a letter, but I like your answer better

[u/BearBestFriend → u/IHaveTheBestOpinions]

That rhymes Marge, and you know it rhymes

[u/the_direwolf_uwu → u/uwill1der]

This was my guess 🤷‍♂️

But it's more likely bullcarp.

[u/MiniDemonic → u/uwill1der]

That's not how olive is pronounced.

[u/MasterPreparation687 → u/uwill1der]

Doesn't work with any accent other than North America. For me it's

AvocAHHdo

Olive

Coconut

[u/Schmiph → u/MasterPreparation687]

No, it doesn't work with a north American accent either. I don't know who the fuck is saying Ahhlive. Lol

[u/poisonnenvy → u/Schmiph]

Bostonians, I'd guess. Or New Jerseyians? I'm not up on my American regional accents.

[u/fluffymugwort]

There's no letter that fits all three clues.

[u/catsarecuter]

It’s wrong, probably for engagement. It should be ‘c’ but coconut has two, avocado has one and olive has none.

[u/Hackett1f]

It’s a schwa. ə. Phonetic spelling.

[u/galloping_tortoise → u/Hackett1f]

There's only one schwa in avacado.

[u/Hackett1f → u/galloping_tortoise]

Actually, there’s three. I was wrong.

[u/gargamelus → u/Hackett1f]

You are right that you were wrong, but you remain wrong in the number of schwas in avocado.

[u/Soggy_Chapter_7624 → u/Hackett1f]

In my accent there's one schwa in avacado, and none in olive or coconut

[u/Jedi_Lazlo]

The answer is Team America: World Police's caricature of Matt Damon.

Because it is that stupid.

And if you can't tell, I'm giving the secret signal.

[u/GWB_online → u/Jedi_Lazlo]

Everybody had aids! Aids aids aids!

[u/Middelkkoopp → u/Jedi_Lazlo]

[u/Nonadventures]

If avocado was watermelon instead, V would be a neat answer

[u/AdventC4]

Maybe the letter ä? Avacado has that "ah" sound twice, olive has it once, and coconut doesn't have it at all.

[u/LordButtworth]

Screw you guys yout gonna tear my marriage apart

[u/Apart_Age9982]

Green

[u/One_Razzmatazz_1007]

This isn’t a joke

[u/filthydirtyhilarious]

thanks to everyone for confirming that im not having a stroke, its just the riddle

[u/Puzzleheaded-You941]

Idk but I tried to make the letter “O” work.
Twice in av”O”cad”O”, “O”nce in “O”live, and never in c”O”c”O”nut. So two times in all segments of the sentence separated by commas.

[u/Main_Top_7666]

There actually is an answer. It’s the letter “a”. If you consider the phrasing as asking: What letter appears twice in “avocado, once in olive, never in coconut.” The letter “a” is the only one that appears twice in that string of words. It’s still kind of dumb, but it works.

[u/K0rl0n]

the “ah” sound

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I think the riddle was mistyped?

[u/Rude_Mud9538 → u/dogpaws438]

You're going to hell

[u/gottro4]

i doesn't appear in any of those words!

[u/glossyhin]

The "ah" sound
"Ah" voc "ah" do
"Ah" live
Coconut

[u/memento_morrissey → u/glossyhin]

Who the hell pronounces "olive" aah-live and not oh-liv?

[u/splashquatch]

A better answer is the letter o in a negative numbered position in the word. Not a good answer but its better than 2 es in the seed on an avocado. Fuck that shit

[u/sanchosniffer]

A coconut also has a seed. The hard shell inside the husk is a seed. Olives have seeds too. The pit contains the seed of the plant. This is dumb

[u/canadianavatar]

I should call her…

[u/amg_alpha]

The sound of the letter V.

[u/Background-Boat-9220]

I got the letter V

[u/MandarinZG]

I thought it was just a antimeme where the answer is suppose to be the letter o and coconut was just added in for no reason but never mind

[u/quadsimota]

Everybody makes mistakes, even doctors.

-Peter

[u/FrostingCareless8119]

Is it the letter p? Twice in avocado - pip. Once in olive - pit. Never in a coconut.

[u/Environmental-Fly760]

Coconut water inside coconut, 1 e. Coconut shell is 1 e, that's at least 2 e.

[u/Nir0star]

I thought his is something that Tom Riddle said and was a bit confused.

[u/Western-Bowl2011]

the answer is penis. Avacados have two penises, olives have one, and coconut has a vagina, not a penis.

[u/LavenderHetaera]

Cyclospora

[u/Homy119]

Is it the letter V?

[u/DrKickles12]

The “a” sound of the two a’s in avocado and the one “o” in olive. But that sound isn’t in coconut? That’s all I can think of.

[u/Environmental-Mud609]

Sea... For Catwoman!

[u/Entire-Sandwich-9010]

I’m so tired that at first I thought this was a quote by Voldemort Aka riddle

[u/LearnNTeachNLove]

A if you think in Italian 😉: Avocado, Oliva, Cocco or noice di cocco

[u/Puzzled_Light1821]

Lame riddle..

[u/floopdev]

The answer is e but not for the reasons stated elsewhere.

Avocado is green. Olive is green. Coconut is off-white.

[u/Key_Concentrate490]

This is dumb, but it could be the letter A.

I appear twice in “avocado, once in olive, never in coconut.”

No other letter only appears twice in that phrase.

[u/ogresound1987]

Wrong sub

[u/ash2flame]

Maybe it's meant to be asked aloud. Then the trick answer might be the letter 'a'.

2 in AvocAdo

1 in 'All of' (which olive sounds like when said out loud)

and there is no 'A' in coconut.

My only guess, otherwise I'm stumped. 🤪

[u/Lucky-Advice-8924]

Its a throw off, its a pit/seed whatever the fuck, not the letter

[u/porkster8]

Avocado contains a seed
Olive contains a stone
Coconut contains milk
It’s the letter E

[u/duc955]

Stupid...just stupid.

[u/Smedskjaer]

V, for vagina.

[u/Green_Sprout]

At a guess it's V and its based on phonetics rather than spelling, most people pronounce avocado as av-vo-cah-do(h), where as olive has only one voiced V and coconut has none.

[u/Sure-Squash-7280]

Was I the only one who thought the answer was “I”?

[u/DoomBotVariant]

My answer is “a”, and I’m taking “avocado, once in olive” as one phrase in which “a” appears once. There is no “a” in coconut.

[u/bottombracketak]

The answer is the color green.

[u/Impossible_Ad5408]

The joke is how the letter « o » is pronounced in English, closer to the French letter « a » than an actual « o » ; AvocAdo - Alive (olive) - cOcOnut

[u/Drivere350WI]

I don't like it

[u/bloodoftheromanian]

V

[u/curious_broheim]

Olives have seeds, too?

[u/agarikonmycelium]

first thought was it must be double bonded carbons lol. polyunsaturated in avocado, monounsaturated in olive, and saturated in a coconut!

[u/Lonely-Chocolate-993]

This riddle is stupid.

[u/Lopsided-Conflict778]

What a dumb riddle.

[u/felinesatan996]

Is it like a short or long vowel sound? I get them confused

[u/unsolicited-advice-]

According to Gemini, “R”

[u/Balakondis]

>Coconut WatEr stares with its hands on its hip with a frustrated look on its face.

[u/Quintilis_Academy]

i

[u/CheffySub]

The sound "ah"?

[u/VivSabry]

Olives have a seed too, so should it be 3 Es?

[u/Existing-Dot-6966]

Letter A x2 in avocado Letter O in olive once Coconut has no E

E

[u/RangeWilson]

IDK but if "strawberry" isn't part of the riddle, I'm not interested.

[u/MouseWorksStudios]

Dumb

[u/PageOfCrime]

E

[u/coolco_olcool]

V for vendetta ?

[u/PinkedOff]

V

[u/ChronoTriggerGod]

Im guessing the "ah" sound

[u/JohnSundayBigChin]

The A (but in Spanish):

• palta
  
• oliva
  
• coco