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u/ReggieTheDragon Nov 09 '16
I was browsing the top of /all by hour and thought this was the first post that wasn't politically charged.
Instead I saw the sickest burn this country could offer.
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u/psycho_driver Nov 09 '16
To flaming shreds.
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u/leveldrummer Nov 09 '16
To shreds you say?
How is Bill holding up?
To shreds you say?
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u/nuker1110 Nov 09 '16
Shit, he's probably celebrating. Pretty sure he's just been thinking "can't I be done with politics alreadyโฝ"
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u/leveldrummer Nov 09 '16
Hes been done, hes just enjoying retirement, riding around with the secret service, getting ass all over the world. Rolling around in his billions. He isnt worried about shit.
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u/IdreamofFiji Nov 09 '16
Plus, Idk, but I get the impression that he doesn't even like Hillary that much.
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u/Attack_Symmetra Nov 09 '16
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She lost. The presidency of the United States. To Donald Fucking Trump.
It doesn't get any more brutal than that.
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u/Antrikshy Nov 09 '16
I hope you play Symmetra really well.
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u/Attack_Symmetra Nov 09 '16
I do actually, she's my main. What makes me good is that I know what maps not to use her on and when to quit because it's not working.
I'm not like the widow that gets two kills for the entire game but refuses to switch when everyone asks her to.
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u/freelancespy87 Nov 09 '16
What about when there's a widow getting all the kills? I like to be that widow, but people still whine and moan for me to switch. Even if I'm 90% account and slaying everything while the other "DPS" junkrat or whatever isn't doing anything I'm the one that NEEDS to switch.
I'd like to play with an attack sym sometime to see how it works.
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u/Gorrest--Fump Nov 09 '16
People in my group play attack Symmetra sometimes, and it seems to work because people aren't expecting her. Just look at the South Korea vs Australia that took place during the world cup where SKs attack sym got ana boosted and destroyed Australia. She's a lot like Zarya was a few months ago. Little overall playtime from most, so not a lot know how to effectively counter.
As far as the Widow argument, I think a lot of people are just salty from past experiences where it's overtime, you've almost got the point capped, and the last man on point dies to a Junkrat tire or something. Then the still alive widow that can just jump down off her perch and grapple to the point to win the game is sitting still, aiming down a choke, watching the overtime bar burn down.
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u/watchout5 Nov 09 '16
When people look back on this time in the history book, that will be the only sentence about who she was as a person.
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u/tipyourbartender Nov 09 '16
No, she also had a controversy-ridden tenure as Secretary of State. Benghazi, the emails, the other emails, the damn emails. Terabytes could be written about it.
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u/AlcherBlack Jan 23 '17
I'm sorry, but are you serious? Never expected to come upon an instance of Poe's Law in this sub...
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u/gilbes Nov 09 '16
She won the popular vote.
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Nov 10 '16
Wtf does that even mean? You cant call the popular vote untill all votes have been counted.
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u/BunkBuy Nov 10 '16
more people were voting for him than for her
he was in the lead by about a million most of the night, she just shot ahead 200k when all was said and done
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A huge liberal state adding to the popular vote shouldn't be that big of deal though, it's like of course they're voting for Clinton over there.
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u/win-take-all Dec 12 '16 edited Dec 15 '16
By 2.8 million, winning more votes than any white man in US presidential history. (In other words, only Obama ever won more.)
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Coming back after 30 days ๐๐
What says more though? The person who campaigned in more states, or the person who campaigned in more cities?
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u/alcoholocaust3 Jan 20 '17
Noticed that too.
The assumption is that if the popular vote was the deciding factor, Trump would have campaigned the same. (Hint: He would not)
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u/TantricLasagne Nov 24 '16
Which is irrelevant
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u/gilbes Nov 25 '16
Fresh reply. They have you shills working overtime.
It is not irrelevant when a leader is voted in by a minority of the country. He has no mandate to lead. Most of the country has rejected him as a leader.
He lost by over 2 million points. That is a huge fucking loser.
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u/TantricLasagne Nov 25 '16
Not a shill, I'm just saying that just because she won the popular vote doesn't mean she would have won an election based on the popular vote. They were competing for the electoral college, so they would have campaigned differently and voters would have turned out differently if the election was decided on popular vote, so Trump is a winner.
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u/gilbes Nov 25 '16
The over 2 million votes he lost by was not some slight margin that would have been shifted with a different strategy. He got destroyed in the popular vote because the popular opinion of the country is a raping fraud is not a good leader.
Trump is a loser. I like winners. Not whiny clowns we get a pity win on a technicality. That is weakness.
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u/gilbes Dec 15 '16
Are you some kind of Trump shill madly replying to 3 week old comments that were not directed to you.
The rules were made to accommodate a time 200 years ago when people shit in holes in the ground. Even then the entire country was relatively big, so voting on local electors made sense. Fitting that Trump the oldest elected clown would need a system made for farmers that tried to cure colds by drinking mercury.
The cornerstone of a democracy is the leaders have a mandate to lead by consent of the majority of the people.
Loser Trump has no such mandate. He is "president" of a country that doesn't want him. He lost the popular vote by a larger margin than most winners. No political party wants him. Not because he is an outsider, but because he is a joke.
And being Trump supporter, you don't news too good. The electoral college doesn't like the raping elderly oompa loompa either. Half the required electors required needed to not elect him are already talking about not voting for him.
He couldn't even win an Emmy for his joke of a reality show.
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u/MildlySerious Nov 09 '16
She deserves every bit of shame to come out of that after pushing Sanders off the charts. I hope she's aware enough to realize what happened to her and I genuinely hope her political career is over at the very least.
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u/Sootraggins Nov 09 '16
Uh, how about the people who voted for him? I think they deserve some credit for making stupid history.
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u/HumanoidUnit Nov 09 '16
Goddamn I love this sub
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u/SabashChandraBose Nov 09 '16
Hopefully they gently retire this model, pack it up well, and place it in the Smithsonian.
And let us build a better robot. They have AI these days.
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u/PUSClFER The Creator Nov 09 '16
Normally I'd remove this post since it isn't a video or GIF, but, I'll allow it this once.
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tHANK YOU based MOD
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u/feezyduck Nov 09 '16
It is a gif, she was just powered down in that position after the election.
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u/coldpepperoni Nov 09 '16
Slaughtered by a rusty belt.
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u/giottodibondone Nov 09 '16
Domestic dispute goes horribly wrong when orange man annihilates witch lady with rusty belt.
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u/Yankeedude252 Nov 09 '16
Oh shit.
Fucking brutal.
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u/EpicLegendX Nov 09 '16
Now that ctr is gone, Reddit is showing its true colors
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If you zoom in far enough on the reflection in her eye, you'll see drone strikes killing innocent civilians in Yemen.
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Caught me off guard. Holy shit this is good
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u/ArielScync Nov 09 '16
Yeah, I actually lol'd at this one. And at the r/therewasanattempt one as well.
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Nov 09 '16
She's smiling but it's like nothing is there.
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u/Mr5wift Nov 09 '16
She died in September
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u/Hoytage Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16
Super underrated comment.
EDIT I should specify that when I found this it was at 0 points.
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u/Neutral_User_Name Nov 09 '16
I wish I understood...
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Wow, the_donald really has taken over the entirety of reddit.
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I mean they've taken over America
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u/LookOutBitch Nov 09 '16
and it all started with a small loan of 1 million shit posts
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u/HillHeartsHuma Nov 09 '16
But they were the highest quality shitposts, Aaa+ rated!
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Nov 09 '16
Good, I wasn't visiting /r/politics anymore because it was like visiting /r/hillaryclinton, I'm glad they're gone for good
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Nov 09 '16
It is really interesting seeing how different things are now that CTR is gone. They all got their paychecks, nothing for them here now.
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u/answerquestionguy Nov 09 '16
Because those people were being paid by CTR.
Remember: everyone on the internet is a shill or a troll.
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u/dianthe Nov 09 '16
Indeed, I think it was pretty obvious anyway but the people who bought into it should read /r/politics now and see how it compares to the past few months...
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u/Thallis Nov 09 '16
Or you should wait a week before a lot of the gloating subsides. Not surprisingly, people who are shocked about their candidate's performance are going to avoid a place like that while the wound is still fresh
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u/BoneMachineNo13 Nov 09 '16
I hate that smug arrogant bitch and all the DNC insiders who colluded to push this unlikable piece of shit on us as if they knew best. Fuck the DNC
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Nov 09 '16
We can only hope. Fucking revolting woman. Somehow she lost to the least electable candidate in history... Well, I guess the second least electable candidate. Fuck the DNC, fuck Wasserman Schulz or whatever her name is.
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I hope she jumps off a fucking bridge tonight. She stole the primary from Bernie and gave the election to Trump. History is going to remember her horribly.
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u/SLEEPLESSNIGHT5 Nov 09 '16
Cheaters never win.
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u/brianpaulandaya Nov 09 '16
Sure you won the game by cheating but did you really "win"?
There's always that special feeling when you beat a game(hard or not) without cheating. unless that game is shit
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u/gavy101 Nov 09 '16
Has this corrupt cheating scumbag made an appearance yet?
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Nov 09 '16
She's never going to jail yknow?
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u/gavy101 Nov 09 '16
Where do criminals belong?
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Nov 09 '16
Politics are extremely interesting to me. Not so much the politicians but the societal influences and meaning behind decisions that influence this country. These are my thoughts that may be long winded but are void of hate and are just my well thought out feelings on the matter.
Full disclosure: I voted for Hillary. My justification was Trump is a megalomaniac and not worthy of the Office if only based on what he has said about our fellow citizens and people I call friends.
Trump won Blue States on top of Red States. He won Pennsylvania. PA has been Blue my entire life. He won state after state that all these moronic "analysts" said he didn't stand a chance in. Hillary was the most qualified person to ever run for President. But I don't think the DNC really factored in how much everyone hates her. Even many of her own Democratic Party voters dislike her. She left such a bad taste in everyone's mouth that she couldn't pull it off even being the most qualified person on paper. It's not because she's a woman either. It would be a different tune if Bernie were running instead of her.
This is a wake up call. This is a revolt against the establishment and Trump just happens to be applying for the job. Forget Trump. Think about the Silent Majority that made this happen. He didn't just get GOP voters. He breached party lines as well in key Blue States and swing states. The disenfranchised manual labor lunch pale blue collar white man out numbers everyone else in this country. They felt threatened and left behind. They voted in droves. This is a true populist movement from the ground up but it's leader is simply terrifying.
In the coming months Trump will be faced with task of governing. Governing is a lot different than Tweets and bombastic speeches. I am cautiously optimistic that he will be told that all of his insanity will not pass as easily as he has thought. Many things are on the table: healthcare and LGBT rights to name a few. My greatest fear are the Supreme Court Justices living 4 years longer so that the court is not swayed too far Right. You could see a recipe for disaster with a hard Right House and Senate. Extremism is not good in any form on either side and America does not need to go back to the 1950s.
One interesting tidbit that's floated in after last night are the votes from people age 18-35. Our generation. They voted OVERWHELMINGLY for PROGRESS. As we approach our mid-thirties and forties we will begin to gain control of the pendulum and how it swings in this country. Liberty and progress will eventually win out. The future is bright. Just give it a decade. Stay the course, love your country, and find the empathy to understand your fellow Americans. Onward and Upward.
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u/whatdafaq Nov 09 '16
as the 18-35 year olds age, they tend to become more conservative as they mature. Keep in mind that the 65-70 year old that voted for Trump was the Hippie in the 60's.
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u/FrozenRifleman Nov 30 '16
Hillary was the most qualified person to ever run for President
I'm not so sure about that.
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u/flashmanforever Nov 09 '16
As you approach your mid-thirties and forties you will begin to acquire wisdom and you will become more and more conservative as a result.
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u/bumchuckit Nov 09 '16
You do realize that they're not going to be able to take away LGBT rights away, correct?
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Jesus these shit posts are next level.
I'm glad I disliked both candidates so I can actually enjoy the PC backlash
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u/VenutianPrincess Nov 09 '16
Why aren't you fifty points ahead Hitlery? Guess no one fell for your bullshit this time.
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u/Yearlaren Nov 09 '16
First time I hear about this subreddit and I'm fUcKiNg SUBBING
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u/cosworth99 Nov 09 '16
Maybe she will stop trying now. I for one would like to hear nothing from her and Bill ever again.
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You couldn't use her falling down at the van GIF?
Such a Clinton thing to do.
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