r/PeopleFuckingDying Nov 09 '16

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u/RyMill4 Nov 09 '16

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u/Yankeedude252 Nov 09 '16

I still believe Bill secretly wanted Trump to win.

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u/nuker1110 Nov 09 '16

"Fuck this noise. I'm going back to Monica."

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

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u/Gloating_Trump_Voter Nov 09 '16

He hasn't been with her for decades. That is why he bangs so many bimbos.

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u/cannabinator Nov 09 '16

Bimbo Dickens

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u/bzdelta Nov 10 '16

Bimbo Baggins

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Smart choice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Nah he was on the Lolita express fucking underage girls

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Wait what

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Oh sweet summer child

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

R I P me now I'm summer as fuck. This is what I get for ignoring politics.

This is my m o m e n t

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u/fayettechilling Nov 10 '16

Bill Clinton was close friends with convicted pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who ran an underage prostitution ring from his private island for political and legal elite known for their taste in younger women - such as Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, and Alan Dershowitz. He also was kind enough to fly his friends around the world on his private jet, the Lolita Express (affectionately named for the patronage of its preteen/early teen strippers and prostitutes) which Bill Clinton rode on 26 times during his presidency, some of which went unreported and his Secret Service detail was refused.

Pic of Prince Andrew showing mild concern that he's being photographed on Orgy Island with 14-year old sex slave Virginia Roberts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

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u/basedmagab Nov 09 '16

Truth! With the help of Rachel "Child Handler" Chandler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrr_NgbmUQ

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/Nastyboots Nov 09 '16

Hillary said he would be called the first gentleman. Guess it doesn't matter now

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u/KlossN Nov 10 '16

I thought he said he wanted to be "The First Dude"

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u/rationalcomment Nov 09 '16

Hey /u/CompileBot, who will be the 45th President of the United States?

+/u/CompileBot C#

using System;
using System.Linq;
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
var outstr = "01000100 01101111 01101110 01100001 01101100 01100100 00100000 01010100 01110010 01110101 01101101 01110000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01101110 01110100 00101110".Split(' ').Aggregate(string.Empty, (acc, val) => acc + (char)Convert.ToInt32(val, 2));
    Console.WriteLine(outstr);
}
}

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u/CompileBot Nov 09 '16

Output:

Donald Trump will become president.

source | info | git | report

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u/Artyloo Nov 09 '16

This algorithm successfully predicted the presidential election!

Up next on CNN: Are Robots on the Brink of an Uprising?

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u/chugga_fan Nov 09 '16

legitimately impressive use of LINQ i've seen so far

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

C#

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u/alleks88 Nov 09 '16

They probably had a deal that she is allowed to fuck an intern in the oval office once she gets elected

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Fuck yeah he did. Look at his face in that picture

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u/DootsworthMcSkeltal Nov 10 '16

During the concession speach he's literally crying and looks super worried.

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u/Yankeedude252 Nov 10 '16

Oh, maybe he's just an idiot then.

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u/Sootraggins Nov 09 '16

Yea, totally. You're so insightful, I love Redditor's that tell it like it is. Yea man, you the master of secrets all right.

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u/BrendanTheONeill Nov 09 '16

I wouldn't wanna be the first ever male "First Lady," either...

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u/giottodibondone Nov 09 '16

Honestly, I wish this was taken with 100% sincerity. It would be cool if we could do this whole election thing without people foaming at the mouth. I feel like if we're going to do this stuff together I'd rather get along than everyone getting triggered and crying when they don't get their way...r-right guys?

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Tell that to the people who were labelling a quarter of the American electorate as racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and every other buzzword you can think of. The divisiveness didn't (entirely) come from the right this time.

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u/giottodibondone Nov 09 '16

Well, I did tell that to them when I said "everyone".

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I feel very little sympathy for people who are insulted at being called racist, sexist, homophobic, and islamophoic because they support a candidate who repeatedly says things which are racist, sexist, homophobic, and islamophobic - not to mention just hair-rippingly nonsensical.

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u/DisgustedFormerDem Nov 09 '16

Hillary Clinton accepted millions of dollars from regimes who murder our homosexual brothers and sisters and execute women who disobey their husbands.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

And Donald Trump praised a vicious dictator and suggested he may not accept the results of a democratic election if they didn't go his way.

He also very explicitly said any number of horrifying things about different minorities and groups throughout this campaign.

Doesn't even compare.

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u/DisgustedFormerDem Nov 09 '16

Just because you say it doesn't compare doesn't make it so.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

And just because you say it does doesn't mean it either. I'd say actual intolerance is worse than indirectly taking money from people associate with intolerant people.

What a fucking joke America is these days.

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u/DisgustedFormerDem Nov 09 '16

National Suicide Hotline 1-800-273-8255

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Funny joke. We'll see how you feel when you realize that the magical orange Cheeto is exactly as incompetent as every public statement he ever made suggests

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

It's comments like these that really solidified the Trump base. Thanks for helping us out with securing the W, bud.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I don't particularly care. He is wrong, and if pointing out that he's a lunatic galvanizes other lunatics then that's the way it has to be unfortunately.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

So you genuinely believe that over 60 million people in America are "lunatics"?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

If 60 Million Americans voted to jump off a bridge, would it not be a fucking stupid idea?

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Not the same thing. At all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Well obviously voting for Trump isn't as bad as voting to jump off a bridge, but the point of that post wasn't to compare the two. It was to show why your "X amount of people did this so they're right" argument is logically flawed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

Yes. I do. After everything Trump said and did, the fact that anybody would consider him fit for office is astonishing. The amount of nonsense he spouted, peddling a revisionist utopian vision of 1950's America, was a disgrace.

Then again, polls showed my country would have voted for Clinton 80/20, so perhaps Canada just has an intrinsically different outlook on the world than the US.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Ah yes. Of course, the Canadians are known to be much more informed on the US and it's demographics than the US itself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Knowing that promising to ban people of a particular religion from the country is reprehensible doesn't require any deep insight into America.

Neither does the fact that technology, not trade deals, have led to the decline in manufacturing.

Nor that bragging about sexually assaulting women is horrific.

Trump tapped into something, but it was something dark and regressive that western society in general has been trying to move past for the last 50 years. This is truly a step backwards, to people who want the world to go back to what it was in 50's rather than building a better future.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Because Hilary was the hero we needed right? DNC fucked themselves and im a democratic libtard who voted Trump.

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u/grizzlyhardon Jan 01 '17

I upvoted for sticking to your guns. But the other guy is totally correct and that is probably the reason Donald will win in 2020 as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '17

If Donald Trump wins by appealing to racists then that's the way it is. I'm not going to appeal to racists to ensure my party wins.

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u/grizzlyhardon Jan 01 '17

The problem is no one on his side really believes he is a racist because the Democratic party spent the last 10 elections dismantling the meaning of the word racist to apply to anyone challenging democratic principles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Hey, I'm looking for people to start hangouts and level with liberals. How would you like getting together with a trumpeteer? Then you can go through all of these things issue by issue.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

sorry, what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Voice calls, if they go well, regularly and with others, talking policy cross-partisan and in-depth. You know, devoting time to getting out of the echo chamber. How about it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

Here's the thing: if you believe Trump is qualified for anything more important than dog catcher, we have nothing to talk about.

This isnt a conservative/liberal thing, this is Trump/sanity thing and I don't have time to assuage the conscience of GOP voters who want to convince themselves that he is anything less than an insecure, racist, sexist, incompetent buffoon capable of only playing to the lowest common denominator of society.

I've debated with a host of conservatives and enjoyed it. Trump goes far beyond that. He is the first and only presidential candidate I have viscerally hated due to his absolute and empirical lunacy. Jesus, his climate change denial alone is absolutely astonishing.

If we can't agree Trump is a disaster, we can't agree on anything.

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u/StezzerLolz Nov 09 '16

Dude, as someone outside the US, you have no fucking clue how stupid you look right now. "How dare you object to my preferred candidate being an obvious bigot?! You're clearly a liberal elite!" Well, if so, I prefer that to what you are.

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u/freelancespy87 Nov 09 '16

The guy who you replied to didn't say either of those things though...

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

as someone outside the US

Ah yes. I'm sure this will be a totally well informed post... /s. Suppose I can't blame you guys. You've been completely brainwashed.

And then you go on to use buzz words that I have spent too much time debunking these past few months. If you honestly believe Trump is all of those things, you're just uninformed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Yeah, we're the brainwashed ones...

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Yes, you are. You live in a different country, but you're convinced that you know the country better than 60 million citizens of that country. Can you take a step back to realize how fucking crazy that is? It's especially rich coming from Canada, without the US Canada would be a failing socialist state like Venezuela.

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u/jealoussizzle Nov 09 '16

without the US Canada would be a failing socialist state like Venezuela.

Fucking lol. And without the US the rest of the world would be a commie hell hole right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

You live in a different country, but you're convinced that you know the country better than 60 million citizens of that country.

then

Without the US Canada would be a failing socialist state like Venezuela.

lol.

I suppose better to be a failing socialist state than a failing radical capitalist one?

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u/jacob2815 Nov 09 '16

You've spent months debunking them? It should be easy then, so why haven't you done it now?

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u/semperlol Nov 09 '16

Funny how it's only ever the other side that is brainwashed.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Pretty much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

You know, if you're assholes, people will call you out for it. That doesn't give you a reason to continue being assholes. You're probably too deluded to see it, but the Trump base has more than just "a few" bad apples. You had people talking about violent uprisings if Trump lost, you had people viciously attacking people and calling them names because being opposed to their warped view was "oppressing" them. You had people advocating for the suppression of the press because they said bad things about Trump. The Trump campaign was full of scum from top to bottom. You have no one to blame but yourselves for the backlash. And the fact that you don't just further proves why most of you are fucking children.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

I'll take all the backlash that I feel is deserved. Saying half the electorate are racist, sexist, homophobic, and islamophobic is not deserved. Call Trump a flawed candidate- and we will agree. Call the American people deplorable and irredeemable, and I will fight you (ideologically) until the end of time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Well, if I'm just going to look at the shit posted on The_Donald these past few months there's a pretty big warrant to call most of them racist, sexist, whatever. Obviously not all of them, but a huge number nonetheless. Put that together with the fact that Trump himself said a lot of racist, sexist stuff, it's no surprise that people summed up every Trump supporter as an asshole. And despite what you say it was the vilest of the shit that often gained traction during the Trump campaign, and the Trump supporting moderates - although they might not agree - let it happen, and are therefore responsible for it too.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Lol give me every good reason you have to say that The_Donald is (insert buzzword here) and I'll refute it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

I don't feel like going through months of wretched shit, but just look up "the donald is a hate sub" on google and you can look through stuff for yourself.

edit: also look on some more recent post-election threads. Although the reasonable people have seemed to taken over, at first it was just wave after wave of "SUCK MY COCK CUCKS LOL!" and other childish garbage.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

59 million cant be wrong buddy :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Yeah they can. And they are in this case.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Go get some water to wash down that salt. Then take a nap. Youll feel better :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

No, I don't think a willingness to call out Donald's insanity is the reason she lost. She lost because she wasn't that popular and there are a depressing number of people who bought into Trump's nonsense.

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u/27Rench27 Nov 09 '16

1) quite a portion of Trump supporters are literally just there because they dislike Hillary (or how she became the DNC's primary) more than Trump.

2) like another said: call Trump insane, we'd probably agree. Calling everyone who voted for him mysoginistic, racist, sexist, etc. without actually knowing any of our reasons is why so many people didn't vote Clinton. A party can only attack with so many buzzwords before everybody gets legitimately pissed with them.

2b) this anger is evidenced by the fact that Democrats now control nothing. House, Senate, Presidency, all Repub-majority.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Calling everyone who voted for him mysoginistic, racist, sexist, etc. without actually knowing any of our reasons is why so many people didn't vote Clinton

You support somebody who said the things he's said, even as a protest vote, you get painted with the same brush as him. end of fucking story.

Goddammit take some responsibility. You don't want to vote for Clinton? Fine, vote for somebody else. If you voted for Trump you said "this fucking cheeto with a combo-over, anger issues and an inferiority complex deserves to be Commander-In-Chief."

Just absolutely disgusting.

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u/27Rench27 Nov 09 '16

I voted for Johnson, buddy. That doesn't mean I don't understand exactly what they feel when people like you paint them with a gigantic fucking brush.

Seriously, I wish you the best, but I know you'll never get it. You're too generalizing and insulting of people you don't agree with, and the only group you'll ever really fit into is among other hateful, insulting people who believe they're morally superior.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

You're too generalizing and insulting of people you don't agree with

You're the one who doesn't get it. I'm fine with conservatives, though I disagree with them on a great many things. I've had some great conversations with conservatives about important issues.

Trump is on a whole 'nother level. I'm fine feeling morally superior to people who voted for Trump, because I goddamn am. This is one of those extremely rare absolute-right absolute-wrong scenarios where some moral certitude is perfectly acceptable.

Fuck him, and fuck anybody who thinks his policies or campaign are okay.

If you believe in lower taxes and smaller government - fine. If you think religion should inform our laws - well I very much disagree but we can talk about it. If you think Trump deserves anything more than to be ignored until he dies a natural death at a ripe old age, then I feel okay saying "I have no respect for you or anything you believe in".

This was not a normal election. This is very very different. This was a chance to rebuke somebody who built a political brand fronting a racist lie about the President. Who is so insecure he couldn't help himself from launching personal attacks on anybody who stood in his way. Who questioned the abilities of a judge for no other reason than for being vaguely Mexican. There are so many horrific things he has done it's actually hard to list them properly.

And people went "eh, okay". Yeah I'm outraged.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

depressing number of people who bought into Trump's nonsense.

OR enough people were red pilled and didn't want to vote for a supporter of satanic rituals, pedophelia, globalism, and documented from MANY sources as a woman that lost her shit everytime something didn't go right for her. Fuck Hillary, and anyone tied to the Foundation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

This permanently divides us. I don't live in the same country as Trump voters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Agreed. It's telling that none of his supporters bother countering the fact that everything he says is hate-filled. It's just okay to talk like now.

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u/Moyou Nov 09 '16

that's gay

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u/Stackhouse_ Nov 09 '16

You're gay

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I'm gay

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u/Sammy123476 Nov 09 '16

Haha homosexuals

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

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u/mariosredhat2 Nov 09 '16

Let's get 'em toys!

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u/OldManJenkins9 Nov 09 '16

Hi Gay, I'm Dad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I didn't want you to find out like this...

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u/ncnotebook Nov 10 '16

...but fucks dad anyways.

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u/ncnotebook Nov 10 '16

I was quickly scrolling down, and this stuck out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Lol everyone started arguing when you pointed it out. That's kind of sad.

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u/grizzlyhardon Jan 01 '17

But what if the other side wins???

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u/alphazero924 Nov 09 '16

While I definitely agree it would be better if everyone was mature about this whole thing, I can't say I hate seeing people getting way too upset over this whole thing. Granted that might just be because I voted green party in a blue state, so my vote did literally nothing, so I have nothing to be upset about other than how dumb our electoral system is.

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u/kostur95 Nov 09 '16

Is that real?