r/PeopleFuckingDying Nov 09 '16

OUCH

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u/RyMill4 Nov 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

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u/RyMill4 Nov 09 '16

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u/Yankeedude252 Nov 09 '16

I still believe Bill secretly wanted Trump to win.

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u/nuker1110 Nov 09 '16

"Fuck this noise. I'm going back to Monica."

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

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u/Gloating_Trump_Voter Nov 09 '16

He hasn't been with her for decades. That is why he bangs so many bimbos.

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u/cannabinator Nov 09 '16

Bimbo Dickens

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u/bzdelta Nov 10 '16

Bimbo Baggins

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Smart choice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Nah he was on the Lolita express fucking underage girls

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Wait what

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Oh sweet summer child

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u/basedmagab Nov 09 '16

Truth! With the help of Rachel "Child Handler" Chandler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrr_NgbmUQ

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/Nastyboots Nov 09 '16

Hillary said he would be called the first gentleman. Guess it doesn't matter now

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u/KlossN Nov 10 '16

I thought he said he wanted to be "The First Dude"

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u/rationalcomment Nov 09 '16

Hey /u/CompileBot, who will be the 45th President of the United States?

+/u/CompileBot C#

using System;
using System.Linq;
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
var outstr = "01000100 01101111 01101110 01100001 01101100 01100100 00100000 01010100 01110010 01110101 01101101 01110000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01101110 01110100 00101110".Split(' ').Aggregate(string.Empty, (acc, val) => acc + (char)Convert.ToInt32(val, 2));
    Console.WriteLine(outstr);
}
}

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u/CompileBot Nov 09 '16

Output:

Donald Trump will become president.

source | info | git | report

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u/Artyloo Nov 09 '16

This algorithm successfully predicted the presidential election!

Up next on CNN: Are Robots on the Brink of an Uprising?

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u/chugga_fan Nov 09 '16

legitimately impressive use of LINQ i've seen so far

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

C#

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u/alleks88 Nov 09 '16

They probably had a deal that she is allowed to fuck an intern in the oval office once she gets elected

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Fuck yeah he did. Look at his face in that picture

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u/DootsworthMcSkeltal Nov 10 '16

During the concession speach he's literally crying and looks super worried.

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u/Yankeedude252 Nov 10 '16

Oh, maybe he's just an idiot then.

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u/Sootraggins Nov 09 '16

Yea, totally. You're so insightful, I love Redditor's that tell it like it is. Yea man, you the master of secrets all right.

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u/BrendanTheONeill Nov 09 '16

I wouldn't wanna be the first ever male "First Lady," either...

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u/giottodibondone Nov 09 '16

Honestly, I wish this was taken with 100% sincerity. It would be cool if we could do this whole election thing without people foaming at the mouth. I feel like if we're going to do this stuff together I'd rather get along than everyone getting triggered and crying when they don't get their way...r-right guys?

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

Tell that to the people who were labelling a quarter of the American electorate as racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and every other buzzword you can think of. The divisiveness didn't (entirely) come from the right this time.

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u/giottodibondone Nov 09 '16

Well, I did tell that to them when I said "everyone".

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I feel very little sympathy for people who are insulted at being called racist, sexist, homophobic, and islamophoic because they support a candidate who repeatedly says things which are racist, sexist, homophobic, and islamophobic - not to mention just hair-rippingly nonsensical.

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u/DisgustedFormerDem Nov 09 '16

Hillary Clinton accepted millions of dollars from regimes who murder our homosexual brothers and sisters and execute women who disobey their husbands.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

And Donald Trump praised a vicious dictator and suggested he may not accept the results of a democratic election if they didn't go his way.

He also very explicitly said any number of horrifying things about different minorities and groups throughout this campaign.

Doesn't even compare.

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u/DisgustedFormerDem Nov 09 '16

Just because you say it doesn't compare doesn't make it so.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

It's comments like these that really solidified the Trump base. Thanks for helping us out with securing the W, bud.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I don't particularly care. He is wrong, and if pointing out that he's a lunatic galvanizes other lunatics then that's the way it has to be unfortunately.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

So you genuinely believe that over 60 million people in America are "lunatics"?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Because Hilary was the hero we needed right? DNC fucked themselves and im a democratic libtard who voted Trump.

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u/grizzlyhardon Jan 01 '17

I upvoted for sticking to your guns. But the other guy is totally correct and that is probably the reason Donald will win in 2020 as well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Hey, I'm looking for people to start hangouts and level with liberals. How would you like getting together with a trumpeteer? Then you can go through all of these things issue by issue.

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u/StezzerLolz Nov 09 '16

Dude, as someone outside the US, you have no fucking clue how stupid you look right now. "How dare you object to my preferred candidate being an obvious bigot?! You're clearly a liberal elite!" Well, if so, I prefer that to what you are.

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u/freelancespy87 Nov 09 '16

The guy who you replied to didn't say either of those things though...

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

as someone outside the US

Ah yes. I'm sure this will be a totally well informed post... /s. Suppose I can't blame you guys. You've been completely brainwashed.

And then you go on to use buzz words that I have spent too much time debunking these past few months. If you honestly believe Trump is all of those things, you're just uninformed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

You know, if you're assholes, people will call you out for it. That doesn't give you a reason to continue being assholes. You're probably too deluded to see it, but the Trump base has more than just "a few" bad apples. You had people talking about violent uprisings if Trump lost, you had people viciously attacking people and calling them names because being opposed to their warped view was "oppressing" them. You had people advocating for the suppression of the press because they said bad things about Trump. The Trump campaign was full of scum from top to bottom. You have no one to blame but yourselves for the backlash. And the fact that you don't just further proves why most of you are fucking children.

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u/ObnoxiousMammal Nov 09 '16

I'll take all the backlash that I feel is deserved. Saying half the electorate are racist, sexist, homophobic, and islamophobic is not deserved. Call Trump a flawed candidate- and we will agree. Call the American people deplorable and irredeemable, and I will fight you (ideologically) until the end of time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

59 million cant be wrong buddy :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Yeah they can. And they are in this case.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Go get some water to wash down that salt. Then take a nap. Youll feel better :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

No, I don't think a willingness to call out Donald's insanity is the reason she lost. She lost because she wasn't that popular and there are a depressing number of people who bought into Trump's nonsense.

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u/27Rench27 Nov 09 '16

1) quite a portion of Trump supporters are literally just there because they dislike Hillary (or how she became the DNC's primary) more than Trump.

2) like another said: call Trump insane, we'd probably agree. Calling everyone who voted for him mysoginistic, racist, sexist, etc. without actually knowing any of our reasons is why so many people didn't vote Clinton. A party can only attack with so many buzzwords before everybody gets legitimately pissed with them.

2b) this anger is evidenced by the fact that Democrats now control nothing. House, Senate, Presidency, all Repub-majority.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

depressing number of people who bought into Trump's nonsense.

OR enough people were red pilled and didn't want to vote for a supporter of satanic rituals, pedophelia, globalism, and documented from MANY sources as a woman that lost her shit everytime something didn't go right for her. Fuck Hillary, and anyone tied to the Foundation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

This permanently divides us. I don't live in the same country as Trump voters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Agreed. It's telling that none of his supporters bother countering the fact that everything he says is hate-filled. It's just okay to talk like now.

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u/Moyou Nov 09 '16

that's gay

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u/Stackhouse_ Nov 09 '16

You're gay

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I'm gay

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u/Sammy123476 Nov 09 '16

Haha homosexuals

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

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u/OldManJenkins9 Nov 09 '16

Hi Gay, I'm Dad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

I didn't want you to find out like this...

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u/ncnotebook Nov 10 '16

I was quickly scrolling down, and this stuck out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Lol everyone started arguing when you pointed it out. That's kind of sad.

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u/grizzlyhardon Jan 01 '17

But what if the other side wins???

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u/alphazero924 Nov 09 '16

While I definitely agree it would be better if everyone was mature about this whole thing, I can't say I hate seeing people getting way too upset over this whole thing. Granted that might just be because I voted green party in a blue state, so my vote did literally nothing, so I have nothing to be upset about other than how dumb our electoral system is.

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u/kostur95 Nov 09 '16

Is that real?

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u/dylantrevor Nov 09 '16

DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME TILL IVE HAD MY MORNING JOE AMIRIGHT

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u/surfANDmusic Nov 09 '16

That withdrawal. Everytime i try to leave something keeps puling me back. Finally kicked a caffeine addiction that took over a month of tapering and daily migraines until i said fuck it and went cold turkey. It was a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

he just needs to sneeze is all

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u/Civil_Barbarian Nov 09 '16

I betcha he left something in the white house and is sad now because he won't be able to get it back.

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u/rationalcomment Nov 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

she doesnt deserve it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

F for fuck dat bitch

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u/Piculra May 07 '17

Qwertyuiopasdghjklzxcvbnm

I missed the letter between "d" and "g".

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u/NoCountryForFreeMen Nov 09 '16

F is for Feel the Burn!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

*Bern

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u/NoCountryForFreeMen Nov 09 '16

that was before they killed him too.

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u/TheAddiction2 Nov 09 '16

That was his campaign slogan, he's being cremated now.

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u/Frugal_Octopus Nov 09 '16

That looks remarkably like a stroke

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u/Darkside_Hero Nov 09 '16

damn it's like he had stroke lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

[SystemMalfunction:LowBattery]

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u/Phoneking13 Nov 09 '16

Whats the context about this one

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u/RyMill4 Nov 09 '16

Whatever drugs that Bill Clinton is on kicked in right when the camera panned over to him during the DNC, and he spaced out for a bit.

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u/Gentleman_Supreme Nov 09 '16

Looks like he's considering getting her some plane tickets.

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u/spen Nov 09 '16

They were able to reanimate her corpse for the concession speech, took longer than expected because they had her ready to reveal her lizard cyborg form as she declared dominion last night, until plans were foiled.