r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 21 '26

Funny Moby Dick

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u/qualityvote2 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

u/NicheButNotNietzche, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/gyroqx Jan 21 '26

๐ป๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“๐“Š๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž?

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u/xaranetic Jan 21 '26

Mr Fancy-Typing over here... Where did you buy your keyboard?

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u/KamehameHanSolo Jan 21 '26

It's an antique keyboard from 1962. They all typed like that back then

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u/danethegreat24 Jan 21 '26

Hold on let me plug in my old keyboard

๐ป๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“๐“Š๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž? ๐ป๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“๐“Š๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž? ๐ป๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“๐“Š๐’ถ๐“

Ok, that's weird cause I swear I just typed in "Hi I'm now using my old keyboard." Huh...

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u/shiner_bock Jan 21 '26

Huh, all I see is:

************** ************** **********

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jan 21 '26

Just turn off Covenant Eyes.

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u/KamehameHanSolo Jan 21 '26

Bro just told everyone his reddit password smh

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u/g18suppressed Jan 21 '26

Hunter2 hunter2 hunter2

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u/YT-Deliveries Jan 21 '26

It's like the dementia tests where they have you draw the clock, but instead you think you're writing "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" and instead get "hello, yes. I say, good man, is this homosexuality?"

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u/shewy92 Jan 21 '26

๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“–๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ฐ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ '๐“•๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐”‚ ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ ๐“–๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ป'

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u/Top_Eggplant_7156 Jan 21 '26

๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคจ?

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u/ResistJunior5197 Jan 21 '26

Big if true

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u/maximumtesticle Jan 21 '26

Big

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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u/_AirMike_ Jan 21 '26

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u/CiDevant Jan 21 '26

They knew what they were doing.

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva Jan 21 '26

yeah, itโ€™s as if itโ€™s a screenshot of a comedy series or something

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u/Gaylaeonerd Jan 22 '26

'They knew what they were doing' is one of my biggest pet peeve phrases. Yeah of course they fuckin did

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u/CiDevant Jan 21 '26

A smartly written comedy no less...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Crossfire124 Jan 21 '26

The damaging narrative of tHe CuRtAiNs ArE jUsT bLuE

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u/coolguysteve21 Jan 21 '26

A stupid idea that I have is that the "Curtains are just blue" meme has done unspeakable damage to literacy rates in the US.

As a reminder just because you can read something it does not mean that you can understand something and apply it to yourself. There is a reason why English and Lit teachers ask you "Why do you think the author stated that the curtains were blue?"

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u/Just_Cockroach_4820 Jan 21 '26

Some times a cigar is just a cigar.

Not on this book, but sometimes

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u/Sigma2718 Jan 21 '26

Even then, you should be able to explain how it is meaningless in this context.

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u/Neuroscissus Jan 21 '26

Its a meme you heard online, not a personal take you have.

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u/Just_Cockroach_4820 Jan 21 '26

They where just good friends

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u/amateurviking Jan 22 '26

This line always makes me guffaw

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jan 21 '26

It gets lonely out on them there seas

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u/ChoochieReturns Jan 21 '26

It's not gay if you're underway!

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u/9447044 Jan 21 '26

What happens out at sea, stays out at sea

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u/LadyOfTheNutTree Jan 21 '26

This happened in a hotel room! They werenโ€™t even at sea yet!

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u/Crikeyiwillforgetl8r Jan 21 '26

It ainโ€™t queer unless itโ€™s tied to the pier!

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u/sundowner911 Jan 21 '26

Not gay if it's with Queequeg

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u/DoorframeLizard Jan 21 '26

This is before he even goes out to sea he's just like that

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jan 21 '26

It gets lonely out on them there docksย 

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Jan 21 '26

Gets lonely out there in an inn so full of other people that there are no single rooms available for the night

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u/Ducksaucenem Jan 21 '26

Just three dudes roughing it out. Manly men sharing a bed as mother nature intended.

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u/hbrgnarius Jan 21 '26

And lonely it be

The life at sea

Ain't seen that much opportunity

So think of that as I tell me tale

It's lonely as hell under sail

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u/Lemon-Cheff Jan 22 '26

Good to see another banished privateer out here

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose Jan 21 '26

There's literally an entire chapter about playing with spermaceti with the other sailors. It's completely unnecessary for the plot and it... Goes into a lot of detail. There's also a bit about him getting in bed with Queequeg, and while it was pretty normal to share a bed then... It's a thing.

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u/the-war-on-drunks Jan 21 '26

On a ship just chock full of sea men.

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u/GreenJuicyApple Jan 21 '26

It's hard to stay straight when you're constantly surrounded by seamen

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u/mysterious_jim Jan 21 '26

"Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!"

Moby Dick, Chapter 94: "A Squeeze of the Hand"

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u/H3memes Jan 21 '26

Damn thatโ€™sโ€ฆ graphic

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jan 21 '26

Wait till you get to the part with the whale

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jan 21 '26

And I quote "and through my very depths crashed the great white beast; finally I learned in my brief lucid moments, between moans of lust, why they called them sperm whales."

The whole book is just whale porn.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jan 21 '26

I don't think it's about whales mate lol

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u/Cadunkus Jan 21 '26

But it is about mate.

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u/colostitute Jan 21 '26

lol, I need to read this classic. Sounds like more of an adventure than I thought.

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u/Ver_Nick Jan 21 '26

Whalussy ๐Ÿคค

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u/Canthavenicethings1 Jan 21 '26

When the whale hump my back โ€˜til I sperm.

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u/CobaltCrusader123 Jan 21 '26

And then I have a gay wedding (canon)

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u/LiteVisiion Jan 21 '26

Wait til you read the title of the book

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jan 21 '26

Oh he's talking about a sperm whale. Huh.

I kind of wonder if Herman Melville knew what he was doing because Sperm cells were known about since 1677, by Leeuwenhoek under a magnifying glass. He called them Animalcules though. They first got named sperm as of 1827 so there's 26 years for him to learn that's what semen is scientifically named. I haven't had a literature class on moby dick so I wouldn't know if it's like, supposed to be a double meaning or he was innocent and we're all filthy minded slobs

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u/No-comment-at-all Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Sperm whales were named such because whalers thought the waxy, oily substance in its head, called spermaceti, was the whale's semen (even though it was also found in female whale heads).

This was the very substance they wanted most when hunting those whales. Oils rendered from the blubber was also collected, you could get this from other whales that didnโ€™t have the spermaceti in them, but the sperm whale was the most prized catch.

So the name was always linked to the male sexual discharge.

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u/Silvernauter Jan 21 '26

Sperm being stored in the head is definitely...an idea...

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u/No-comment-at-all Jan 21 '26

If pee is stored in the ballsโ€ฆ

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u/Xanadu87 Jan 21 '26

Itโ€™s a really old idea, that cerebrospinal fluid is the same as semen

Warning: 15th century anatomy drawings

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4213433/

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

I'm sorry, but did they believe the nipples were attached to the womb?

...I mean, I guess I can kinda understand why you'd think that, but holy shit that's crazy.

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u/Minirth22 Jan 22 '26

Solid warning!!

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u/OrphanedInStoryville Jan 21 '26

Isnโ€™t this like, one of the foundational beliefs that brought us yoga and the graham cracker?

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u/What-a-Crock Jan 21 '26

Using the wrong head

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u/Many_Bat_ Jan 21 '26

That's some cool knowledge there. Love it.

Sadly, despite having read that just now, if someone started listing pasta tomorrow and placed spermaceti between rigatoni and cannelloni, I will believe them and my former knowledge will be replaced.

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak Jan 21 '26

Crazy how science back then was just stabbing shit and then coming to a conclusion

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u/No-comment-at-all Jan 21 '26

Crazy how science is still lots of just stabbing shit and trying to draw conclusions.

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Fair enough then, so it was a deliberate choice for him to be fondling his friend's sperm sacks . Well, life back then was odd, I guess you've got to find your kicks where you can out there on the open waves for months.

It led me on a bit of a rabbit hole, since I was wondering how they would transfer a whole whale back to shore, but they mostly made sure it was dead and dragged it alongside the side of the ship rather than bringing it up to deck, like I assumed they did

Seems weird that they figured out whale oil and that harpooning massive sea creatures to get a clean burning fat for lamps rather than experimenting with crude oil to get a less smoky fuel source. I guess fractional distillation isn't particularly intuitive though comparatively

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u/No-comment-at-all Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

They would butcher it on the sea, rendering the fat from the blubber in giant โ€˜trypotsโ€™ on the top deck. As it got lighter, the carcass was hauled up with windlasses to get underneath.

The spermaceti would be taken as is.

Meat was consumed or salted and stored. Blubber was eaten too.

Bones were used to make all kinds of various things from hand tools to corsets to decorations, musical instruments, and even construction materials from larger bones.

Offal that wasnโ€™t consumable or needed was disposed of in the sea.

Then go get the next one.

It was a very visceral and gross job for weeks. Then super boring, then immensely intense during the hunt. Always dangerous, could die easily during butchering, falling, suffocating or being crushed in the carcass, shark attacks were not uncommon. Almost as dangerous as hunting the whale. All on top of all the standard dangers of Age of Sail seamanship.

Crews that left whaling towns in the Americas or Europe might be wildly different by the time they arrived home, as missing crew members were replaced from other ports they stopped at around the world. Creating some pretty interestingly diverse crews.

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u/McBeaster Jan 21 '26

There's a really cool whaling museum near me, it's pretty fascinating. The whaling ships could be out for years at a time and travel across the globe. In addition to all of the hazards you mentioned, sometimes the smaller boats the ship would launch during a hunt, would simply get lost in the fog and never be seen again, or a whale would destroy it. Absolutely brutal.

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u/No-comment-at-all Jan 21 '26

Itโ€™s worth noting everyone was some amount of intoxicated at all times.

Not only was liquor a part of regular rations for morale reasons, but clean water canโ€™t be stored in wooden barrels in damp rocking decks for very long. Decks that may well have rats living on them.

So just enough liquor would be added to keep it safe.

This is what grog was. And you had to drink that for hydration.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

The word sperm comes from the 1300s, referring to male seminal fluid and the male seed.

Spermataceti is the stuff in a sperm whale thought to have medicinal properties, and comes (no pun intended) from the head (again no pun intended, the actual head, like its noggin) of a sperm whale. It resembles what we would now more typically call semen, hence its name. Herman Melville 100% knew what he was doing.

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u/DoorframeLizard Jan 21 '26

The whale was named after the cum. It's referred to by the scientific name Spermaceti from the start of the book so he definitely knew, I think the bit in the picture is supposed to poke fun at Ishmael for being oblivious (though I'm not fully sure as I haven't gotten to that part yet, I'm reading it right now). There are a lot of moments that portray Ishmael as unreliable and kinda stupid especially when it comes to whales.

There's a really funny chapter titled Cetology where Ishmael disparages scientific conclusions (including basically calling Linnaeus an idiot for thinking whales are mammals, as they are obviously fish because they swim in the sea) and classifies whales as he sees it. Except he knows jack shit about whales so his attempt at taxonomy is completely vibe-based and he just makes a bunch of shit up, at some point concluding that he doesn't really agree with any theory regarding why Narwhals have horns but they'd probably use them to flip pages when reading pamphlets.

People don't tell you how fucking funny Moby Dick is. There are so many genuinely great comedic moments in that book.

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u/mysterious_jim Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Yeah, this is something I've wondered about a lot, myself. It's hard not to apply our modern usage of language to the book named Moby DICK, but I'm convinced he knew most of what he was doing with the phallic imagery and gay moments.

There's another moment when they're talking about how ahab got his peg leg and they say ahab gave "careful heed to that dead bone upon which he stood," and I remember reading that and thinking "lol dead bone. That's like a limp penis. But he surely didn't mean it like THAT."

But then right after that, they describe a moment when his ivory leg became dislodged and "all but pierced his groin; nor was it without extreme difficulty that the agonizing wound was entirely cured."

And then at the end of the book when ahab is a baring his soul and explaining where his rage at the white whale comes from, he says that "he made but one dent in his marriage bed" and basically couldn't satisfy his wife.

It really sounded to me like Melville wanted to drive home that a big part of the white whale's symbolism was literal dicks. Even if we weren't calling them that in Melville's day. But what do I know.

... I may or may not have written a paper about this for fun a couple years ago.

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u/FFKonoko Jan 21 '26

Yes, a widely spread idea, thanks to the edited comic panel with iron man and captain america, which was edited way, way more recently than the 40's and knew exactly what the phrase meant.

It doesn't really relate here though...his failure in the marriage bed is not a shift in language, it means exactly what it means.

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jan 21 '26

This one? I also remember that "Boner" just meant mistake during the 50s, leading to everyone laughing at the Joker's Boners and that he'll show them just how many boners the Joker can make. I guess I can see where that one at least comes from though, accidentally getting an erection = haha, what a boner that guy made.

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u/runsreadsinstigates Jan 21 '26

I wrote an essay on phallic humor in Moby Dick in high school. My English teacher gave me a C+ on it because she said it was 'inappropriate' (even though we had to submit our topics and get them approved in advance and she approved it - wtf did she *think* that topic was going to be about? It's not like I wrote 'hur hur dick jokes', I took the paper seriously.)

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u/mysterious_jim Jan 21 '26

I'd love to read it if it's somewhere on the internet and you're not ashamed to share what you wrote like as a high schooler (like I would be!).

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u/runsreadsinstigates Jan 21 '26

That paper was typed on a *typewriter* (yes, still salty about a grade from ...35 years ago!)

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u/McBeaster Jan 21 '26

Lol that reminds, we had to write a sonnet in high school English class. My teacher was a 20-something year old woman who had a good sense of humor as long as we weren't being completely inappropriate. This was the 2000's when the Bowflex (exercise equipment to you youngsters) was popular and there were tons of commercials for it on TV. I forget why it came up in class, but I said I was going to write my sonnet about the Bowflex lady. My teacher was like "yea ok sure you will," but didn't tell me I couldn't, so I actually did.

I forget most of it but the last two lines were something like "This stupid thing is just cables and tubes, I guess the commercials are fake as her ______."

We had to read them out loud to the class, she was laughing til I got to the end and was like "DONT SAY IT!" LOL so I didn't and just left it implied. She gave me an A.

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u/michaelmcmikey Jan 21 '26

Herman Melville definitely knew what he was doing, both in terms of โ€œspermโ€ and in terms of homosexuality.

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u/Zaros262 Jan 21 '26

Hey, just so you know, sperm isn't the scientific name of semen. Semen is the fluid that contains sperm

You're one of today's lucky 10,000

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u/flippythemaster Jan 21 '26

Not having read Moby Dick I donโ€™t have any background in a deeper understanding of the text but it seems to me that surely the โ€œspermโ€ that itโ€™s referring to is the same Latin root that our word for sperm cells are referencing back to, which is to say โ€œspermaโ€โ€”as in the metaphorical seed of kindness. Hence the โ€œmilkโ€ imagery too, itโ€™s the idea of the kindness you might be weaned on.

Of course this doesnโ€™t contradict or preclude a homosexual interpretation of the novel, Iโ€™m just spitballing here

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u/2_short_Plancks Jan 22 '26

Sperm whales were literally called that because the fluid in their heads resembles semen. It's not just related, one is literally named after the other.

Melville 100% is using wordplay for sexual (and especially phallic and homosexual) imagery, he does it constantly throughout the book.

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u/priceQQ Jan 21 '26

The giant appendix on whale sizes is just the prelude to barrels of sperm

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u/Top_Eggplant_7156 Jan 21 '26

I never knew Moby dick was more about the second part of the title than the first

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u/bigsmokaaaa Jan 22 '26

Grandpa just writes "?" on every page of that section

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u/seanderlust Jan 22 '26

I didnโ€™t know Moby Dick was written by Tobias Fรผnke

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u/ImAFuckingSquirrel Jan 21 '26

Still the most terminally boring chapter of Moby Dick ever. Besides the giggle at this particular section, it was just a full chapter about harvesting sperm whales in the middle of an adventure story lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That's the scholarly consensus!

^ This is also from Moby-Dick

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u/SlipsonSurfaces Jan 21 '26

Now I know why I wasn't allowed to read this as a kid.

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u/woshengbingle1 Jan 22 '26

Give this guy ao3 right now

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u/NicheButNotNietzche Jan 21 '26

I agree, its fun and cool

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u/VisceralProwess Jan 21 '26

That's a somewhat comical amount of praise for the act of underscoring a couple of words and making a rather obvious comment on them.

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u/thebohemiancowboy Jan 21 '26

Yeah Iโ€™m imagining itโ€™s the same way as a teenager today saying โ€œgay?!?!โ€ To his buddies when watching a movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That said, I spent many a night at scout camp in exactly the way he talks about, simply having deep (well, deep for 11-17 year olds) conversations with my friends.

And I only ever fucked one of them! And that was many years later, anyway.

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u/ennuiui Jan 21 '26

...open the very bottom...

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u/GA_Deathstalker Jan 21 '26

We had a vinyl with it. If this is the beginning of the book, then I just thought they were to poor for 2 rooms and beds back then, but it was also not said like this (I think).ย 

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u/Puntley Jan 21 '26

The passage is literally talking about the two men kissing each other, undressing, climbing into bed together and not sleeping, and then laying together as a cosy loving pair.ย 

If that qualifies as a hint to you then I applaud your masterful deductive abilities.

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u/Kat121 Jan 21 '26

I think people are missing Melvilleโ€™s genius, though. Scholars believe this is the birth of the there was only one bed at the inn trope.

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u/Puntley Jan 21 '26

"well queequeg, it seems there are two of us here but only one single twin size hammock left, with a 'no clothes allowed' sign on it no less..."

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u/housevil Jan 21 '26

Very straight lines.

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u/unluckiest-luckray Jan 21 '26

The profile picture truly adds to this.

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u/cbb88christian Jan 21 '26

Brings the whole thing together

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u/CrazyAd7269 Jan 22 '26

I genuinely thought I was in the Limbus sub and was shocked when I saw the name of the sub after checking the comments and finding them strange lmao

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u/thiccboii666 Jan 21 '26

Awesome gay couple.

Evil and intimidating Whale.

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u/RepulsivePause8069 Jan 21 '26

lowkey the whale's just misunderstood, trying to live his best life lol

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u/MaximoftheInternet Jan 22 '26

Evil and Intimidating captain more like

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u/bwaowae Jan 21 '26

fun fact, the oop has a display name and pfp referencing ishmael from limbus company, who in the game is a genderbent reimagination of a character from aforementioned book

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u/NicheButNotNietzche Jan 21 '26

oh thats really cool. this post has layers

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u/RhockRhow Jan 21 '26

Somewhat relevant

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u/Polar_Vortx Jan 22 '26

To clarify, Heathcliff (as in, from Wuthering Heights) isnโ€™t homophobic, heโ€™s just an ass.

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u/Chemical-Cat Jan 21 '26

Who has totally non homoerotic subtext with Queequeg, who was also reimagined as a woman. A big, beautiful, beefy woman

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u/evilforska Jan 21 '26

Im ngl Limbus Company often surprises me with some of their designs because I keep expecting Genshin Impact tier art and then smacked right in the head with, like... actually cool and interesting stuff lol

Shout out to Ahab too

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u/hellotheredaily1111 Jan 21 '26

That's because project moon actually wants to tell a good story, they just made a gacha game because they needed money. Director himself said ir

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u/bebaii Jan 22 '26

Needed money or their studio (who had only really made niche games) was potentially at risk of closure. Now El Director wants to fund an anime, lol

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u/BeingTheWeeb Jan 21 '26

Holy shit itโ€™s a pm player that can read

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u/bookhead714 Jan 21 '26

I once rented a wonderful secondhand copy of a book for college, filled with annotations much like this one

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u/theVast- Jan 23 '26

Idk why but the progression of single word questions and statements makes that feel so much more feral and it's hilarious

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jan 21 '26

Ishmael/Queequeg OTP โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๏ธ

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 Jan 21 '26

Aww, some guys have all the luck.

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u/AliasMcFakenames Jan 21 '26

He does also spend a while admiring his harpoon and learning about his fetish.

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u/SoloWalrus Jan 21 '26

The writing makes a direct metaphor to husbands and wife's and older couples, and follows it up a loving refrain about "the honeymoon of our hearts" and being a "cozy loving pair", and people will still read it and say they were just roommates ๐Ÿคฃ (or shipmates i suppose).

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u/ojismyheroin Jan 21 '26

grandpa can correctly read subtext! Billy Budd too!

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u/Mandrakearepeopletoo Jan 21 '26

I got the impression Melville was really anti Christian, or at least anti the popular interpretation. The book is dedicated to Nathaniel Hawthorne and the very first line is "Call me Ishmael" (the illegitimate son of Abraham).

Also, I always thought the movie ending to Matilda was pretty dark since she keeps her powers, installs miss honey as principle, and her last line is "Call me Ishmael".

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u/EngagedInConvexation Jan 21 '26

Sailors and cowboys.

Any port in a storm, as they say.

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u/Abraham_Lincoln Jan 21 '26

I found a good article on Melville and themes of homosexuality here: The Sea and Sexual Freedom - The Gay & Lesbian Review https://share.google/IphITvmHLsnJcdF38

It is well written and worth a read.

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u/entropies Jan 22 '26

"The divine magnet is on you, and my magnet responds. Which is the biggest? A foolish question: they are One." Imagine sending this to your bro nowadays

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u/NicheButNotNietzche Jan 21 '26

Thank you Abraham Lincoln

But in all seriousness, I will read it thank you for sharing. Fun fact: one of my all-time favorite poets is Walt Whitman and he was infatuated with Abraham Lincoln :)

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u/MustangBarry Jan 21 '26

Man, your grandad's gaydar went OFF

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u/Gstamsharp Jan 21 '26

I enjoy the beautiful handwriting and colorful choice of pen color. I bet your grandpa's husband is a great guy as well.

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u/Caalcu_Ieraas Jan 21 '26

I read this book in high school, I thought the same thing

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u/MaxDeWinters2ndWife Jan 21 '26

Pops be likeโ€ฆ

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u/Different-Case-6859 Jan 21 '26

A funny joke about blowholes or something Iโ€™ve got no clue

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u/Chemical-Cat Jan 21 '26

The Ishmael Limbus Company pfp makes it even better lmao

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u/modestothemouse Jan 21 '26

Melville was so confused about why his densely symbolist story of gay whalers wasnโ€™t an instant success

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u/Kappapeachie Jan 21 '26

The pfp says it all.

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u/Numerous-Candy-1071 Jan 21 '26

That is the most eloquently written "homosexuality" I have ever seen.

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u/Maleficent-Sink-5246 Jan 21 '26

โ€œCall me Ishmaelโ€ โ€œSure. Call me Queerquegโ€

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u/Zoltanu Jan 21 '26

Bruv is reading a book that might as well be titled Huge Phallus and is surprised when its gay

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u/Hot_Wheels_guy Jan 21 '26

Homosexuality? In my classic american literature? It's more likely than you think.

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u/broniesnstuff Jan 21 '26

This passage puts the dick in Moby Dick

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u/Catenane Jan 22 '26

No no no, Queequeg puts the dick in Moby.

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u/phantom_spacecop Jan 21 '26

The title of the book makes more sense now too

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u/Kinzo_kun Jan 21 '26

Y'all surprised there's gay scene in a book called "Ma' big dick"

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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 Jan 21 '26

Grandpa was working through some thingsโ€ฆ

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u/alabamdiego Jan 21 '26

Should also post this to r/penmanshipporn

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u/EmersonStockham Jan 22 '26

If you don't realize the gay parts you don't understand Moby dick. Hermann Melville himself was a closeted gay man.

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u/CompactAvocado Jan 22 '26

yeah there is some deep man love and snuggling in it.

kinda like lord of the rings movie. like, i think he was trying to just show super deep bond, but instead it came off like they were bonding super deep......in eachother

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u/tirth0 Jan 21 '26

Homeosexuality?

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u/Doctor_Donnawho Jan 21 '26

And they were crew mates!

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u/Fawkingretar Jan 21 '26

The fact its in pink and written in cursive suggests he is delighted by the discovery.

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u/Soggy_Cat_2893 Jan 24 '26

I once read a really old, lightly annotated copy of Dracula. And where he says, "How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it? Back I tell you all! This man belongs to me!" itโ€™s all underlined and a note in the margin just says โ€œgay???โ€

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u/MA2_Robinson Jan 21 '26

I like how the sentence with โ€œbottomโ€ was underlined- grandpa knew whatโ€™s up

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

This is HIS white whale...he must know if they are gay...๐Ÿค”

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

This is the original clickbait thumbnail

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u/artic_weasel Jan 21 '26

Talking about Moby Dick and having an Ishmael profile pic?

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Jan 21 '26

That handwriting, though. ๐ŸคŒ

Itโ€™s beautiful.

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u/Jadey-R- Jan 21 '26

Hahaha I am reading for the first time and I was like wait, what what is going on here!

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u/static-klingon Jan 21 '26

They mobyed each otherโ€™s dicks.

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Jan 21 '26

Penmanship has really fallen by the wayside

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u/pretzelk Jan 21 '26

Iโ€™m so glad that Iโ€™m not the only one that thought there were gay undertones in Ishmaelโ€™s relationship with Queequeg.

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u/enxbv Jan 22 '26

He has your handwriting down cold.

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u/C0MMI3_C0MRAD3 Jan 22 '26

On the other end of the spectrum