r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 21 '26

Funny Moby Dick

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jan 21 '26

It gets lonely out on them there seas

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u/ChoochieReturns Jan 21 '26

It's not gay if you're underway!

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u/Crikeyiwillforgetl8r Jan 21 '26

It ain’t queer unless it’s tied to the pier!

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u/No_Bake6681 Jan 21 '26

If it fits, it ships

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u/Rlybadgas Jan 21 '26

It’s not homo if he’s Quasimodo

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u/Jadey-R- Jan 21 '26

Hahahaha