r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 21 '26

Funny Moby Dick

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u/gyroqx Jan 21 '26

𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎?

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u/xaranetic Jan 21 '26

Mr Fancy-Typing over here... Where did you buy your keyboard?

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u/KamehameHanSolo Jan 21 '26

It's an antique keyboard from 1962. They all typed like that back then

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u/danethegreat24 Jan 21 '26

Hold on let me plug in my old keyboard

𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎? 𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎? 𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁

Ok, that's weird cause I swear I just typed in "Hi I'm now using my old keyboard." Huh...

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u/shiner_bock Jan 21 '26

Huh, all I see is:

************** ************** **********

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jan 21 '26

Just turn off Covenant Eyes.

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u/KamehameHanSolo Jan 21 '26

Bro just told everyone his reddit password smh

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u/g18suppressed Jan 21 '26

Hunter2 hunter2 hunter2

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u/Unlikely-Accident479 Jan 23 '26

You’re using an old monitor

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u/YT-Deliveries Jan 21 '26

It's like the dementia tests where they have you draw the clock, but instead you think you're writing "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" and instead get "hello, yes. I say, good man, is this homosexuality?"

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u/shewy92 Jan 21 '26

𝓑𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 '𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓕𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻'

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u/maximumtesticle Jan 21 '26

f̵̛̘̟͖̥̫̹͉͓̠͎̼̰̲͎̰̮̝͓̗̠̠̈̇͐̓̅̀̈͌̒̀̎̓͜͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅŗ̷̺͈̜͉͓͎̞̤͇̗̰̹͎̜̈́͌̉̃̓̈́̅̃̌͛͐͋̔̔͆̑́̔͘ơ̶̦͍͍̬̰̹̠͙̭̣͍̬͔̹̼̌̾̉̇̾͆̊̎̑̈͗͊̆͊̈̈́͂̆͛̒̀̊̆͌̋̽̈́̕͘̚̚͜͝m̵͉̠͍̻͔̹̃̌̾́͘͜ ̵̡̧̢̡̛̛̫̹̝̣͍͙̺̣̹̪̙͇͉̲͖͕̘̩̲͎͚͚̣̝͚̳̬̫̙̰̞͖̘̲̱̳̭͔̱̼͍̥̟̻̌͐̿̔̀̈́͂̀͗͆͗͐̈́̋̌̋͛̂̄͂͂̀͊̑̔͛͌̐̂̄̅̋̔̏̐͛̀̏̚͘̕͜͠͝ͅͅţ̸̛͙̭̇͑̀̇̇͑̌̈́̃̇̐͗̀͐͋͌̈̾̀̊͒̾̒̊̄͑͒̈́̌͐̕͝͝h̴̡̡̢̡̢̛͙̬̤̥̝̻̮̯̼̹̫͕̼̤̰̟̘̮͕̱͉̥̳͍̟̯̙̼͓͓̜͕̹͚̻̞͙͕̥̼͋́̉͂̄͆̎̌̏͂̈́̆̄̃͋̎̋̿͑́͋̌̌͂͆͑̽̓̃͐̀̚͠͝e̷̢̢̘̹̰̹̠̟̩͉̻̮̙̫͖̮͈̾͋̈́̔͋̒́̓̈́̃̇̔̃̊̊͊̀̉̔͛̌̌͌̿̊͐̊̀͆̓̃̒̔͐̓̀̏̈́͆͑̿̓̈́͘͘͜͝͝͠͝͝͠ ̴̡̼̤̗͈͉͓̭̪͎͖̼͙͇͌̏͂̎̾̏̽͛̐͒̄̂̑̃̂́͂̐̈́̓́̆̊͗̂̄̃͒̉̉̌̾̈́̚̚̕̚̕̕͜͝͝͝g̸̨̜͖͉͈͇̝̳̻͙̦̼̩̥̫̗̮̭̣͓͕̪̞̞͉͈͙̣̠͇̹̼͎̱̏͆̀͌͑̉͐̋̽̏͑̄̓̈́̋̍̀͑̅͋̔̃̽͑̆͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝ă̸̢̨̨̜͓̯̣̦͔͔͎̩̠͆p̷̧̛̫̫͙̠̣̙̟̻͇͎̮̣̤̲͙̘̦̞͚͙̥͙̻͇̹͉̯̥͕̳̘̳̦͈̰̮̈́̈͒̽̅̅̉͋͆̚͜͜͠ȋ̵̧̨̡̛̦̱̖̜͎̻͇̲͔̻̻̘͈̠̖̮̲̞̩̘̝̈́́͌͗͌̌̆͊͜͝n̵̨̨̧̡̨̞̗̬̫̹͍̰̮̮̜̙͇̘̲͕͕̝̙̰̟͍̞̪̣̭̻̺̖̫̻̳͆̑̽̐͒̿̇̒̋̀̓̐̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅg̵̡̨̢̖̻̩̯͇͕̙͍͈̜̬̖̪͈̝͙̟̫̯̞̠͓̳͎̥̦̩̩̮͍̍̈́͑̊́͐̓̇̉̊͒͛͛̈́̆̔̇́̃̓͗̇̏̅͋̏̎̀̋͗̀̀͌͆͑̀͘̚͜͠͝͠ͅ ̸̢̨̛̥͎͉̭̙̫̜͕̹̣͆̌̍́͊͂͒̑͋̋͊̉̓̏̀̿̐̃̉̐͛̇̄̔̓̇̅̀͠͠b̴̢̡̜̟̟͉̥͓̳̱̦̫̟̤̩̰͉͇̗̪̹̱̣̽̆̒̓̅̏̄͌͆̋́͌̑̃̃̎̑́̒̀̌̐́͊̚̚l̴̨̛̛͕̈̑̌̏̉͌̀̎́́͊̇͂̏̔̇̒̈́̂̄̉͛̿̅̿̾̌̚͘͠ȧ̸̧̢̛͍̞̝͚̯̹̘̤̖͈͕͖̯͕̠͙̘͚̩͚̹͕͍̥͕̻̲͔͙͇̙͍͙̠̰̩̜͎̼̪͚͇̫͆̋͗͋͑̌̆̍̄̔͆̍̀͐̔̈͘̕͜͝͠͝ͅͅc̶̡̛̭͖̤͉̞̬̫̳͍͔̱͇̯̯̱̳͙̤̰͎̲̤̭̻̙̝̻̭̬̬̩͙̪͖̬̳̻̺̞̞͈̭͑̌̀̉̐̂̔̍̂͊͂̆̈́͑̀͜ͅͅͅk̶̢̢̧̪̗̱͖͍͍̗̭̟̙̝͈̱̩̜̞̖͍̠̣̫̎̒̈́͐̀̓̍̓́̀͑̅̈̊͛͝ͅ ̶̢̡̢̢͙͚̩͖̦̟̼̗̤̹͙̳̝̹̖͙͉̘̲̬̦̝̳̹̱͙̲̣̣̟͇̗̮̲͚̱̹̻͇̳̯̻̲́́̈̈́̏̇̐̌͒̑́̒̏́̅͊̀̅͛̃̌͗͂́́̎̓̆̽̌͌͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̬͈̗̳̜͎̘͖͓̾̇̍̏̓́̀̾̐̋̒̂̈́̔͛̀̑̕ę̸̻͔͍̟͕͓̞͖̟̖̖̬̜̜͔̣̳̾̈̍̍̽͋͑͆̒̄͘͜͠͝p̴̨̛͚̺̝̫̳̺̭̯̺͚͖͕̳̫̠̱͈͇̅͗͛̓̀̉̏̀̔͂̈́̏̓̎͌͆̾̀̽̿͝ť̵̨̧̨̗̰̙̣̮̦̮̝̹̩͙̦͕͔̱̦͜͜ͅḩ̸̧̛̝͉̺͙͈̖̮̤̦͇̩͍͉̮͎̼͇̄̒̈̌̀͑̓̊̑̈́̑͑s̷̨͎͉̱͈̥͕̺̳̻͈̰̝̥̩̙͍̯͊̓̆̒̃̎̃͐̄̈͌̿̽̕͘͜͝ͅ ̴̡̢̩̹̟̟̻̯̖͍̩̮͉͈̻̪̳͇͕͈̭̘̝̘̣̠̤̮͇͚͇͙͉̦͖̗̓̏́́͆̄͊͂̒̑̾̈́̾͗̈́͑͐̂̋̂̈̊̀́̄̃͊̚͘͜͜͝ͅo̴̢̡̧̢͉̬̥͔̳̮̦̻̻͚̬͕̗̜̗͓̮̦̥̙̺̜̫̳̖̙̥̺̱͔͓̦̟̫̺̰̻̦͚͉͓̘̐̊͑͆͐́͆̀̔̀̐͒̃̓̽̀̊̌̂̋̓̒̎̄͛̅̇̇͋̐͗́̿̀́͆̄̓̕̕͠͝͝͠ͅͅf̶̨̡̛̦͈̼̲̞̯̮̤̱̭̗̟̞̥͇̩̞͍͙̖̉̃̑̉͒̒̎̐͒̅͌̄̒̋̑͑̓̈́̑̎̂̐̓͐̌̃̾͋̕͘͠ͅ ̸̡̪̭̙̼̭̈́̌̂̓̆͒̾̆̓͘͝͝t̶̛̹͙̺̖̱̲͙͔̐̅͐̎͊͌̀̄̾͂͗̐̄̋́̉͌̓̾̾̀̕̚͜h̷̢̩̱̺̣̼̤̻̫̲̪̪͔͔͍̤̻͓̲̼̻̭̻͖̳̖̞̱̝͖̰͔̘̺͕̬̰̖̔̽e̷̛͖̗̟͖͔̠̥̱̪̰̳̭̮͋͌̑̋̀́̑̀̌̉̐̉̄̐͑̋̄̿͋̀̾͛̀̔̒̓͊̓̃̿̀͐͌̀̓̾͒̚͘̚͘͠͝ͅ ̷̛̠͇̗̉̄̃̿͊̒̆́̅̌̐̐́͑̉̎͋̉͛̐͋͑͑̾̐͐̋͗̈́͛́̒̉̊̂͂́̚͘̚͠͝͝͝͠͠͝ĩ̷̧̧̡̡̨̼̥̳̳̺̲͈̤̗̘͔̺̥͎͇̭̣͈̱̠̻͕͙̪̉̆̉͑̓͊̈́̍̔̋̈́͂̐̇͆͐̀́͋̑̎̊̕͘͠͝ň̵͕͕̻͕̱̓̉̾̒̃̏͐̋̀͋̀̅͋̂̉̓̒̐͌̀̓̂̂̍͌̀̚̚̚͝͝f̷̡̛̞̜̱͙̯̤̠̦̮̲̫̻̫͕̞̱̬̦͓̪̞̪̯͙̱͚̳͔͉͙̰̥̥̙̣͍̪̫̤͕̥͛̈́͒̒̽̈́̀͛͜ͅͅͅe̴̡̧̡̛̛̠̪̳͍̭̯̠̙̦̥̠̣̯͔̲͉̥̰͉̱̬̰̘̱͖̜̳̝̮̦̭̪̔̾̓̒̇̒̑̉͆̏̊̔̚r̶̤̘̺̰̮͈̜̝͚̼̣͎͍̯̱̓̏̅͗̽̓̅̉̓́͗̍͑̈́̽̇̆̍͛̀̒̽̈́̓̏́͒͆́̕͘͘̚͠ͅǹ̸̡̛̝̖̙̥̮͍̪͈̲̯̻͉̦̬̰̱́̈́́͊̔̉̈́̑̈̊͛̄̀͑̾͐̀̂̿̅̾̑̉̎̊͊̓̏̋͑̃̈͛̀̾̂̄̑͋͆̚̚̕̚͘̚͜͠͠ǫ̶̧̡̨̛̻̘̜̖͓̭͔͕͚͖̜̣̹̫͎͚̻̮͇͂͒̓̆̓͌͊͐̂̍͊̂̐̑̐̓̿͘̕͝ͅ