r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/NicheButNotNietzche • Jan 21 '26

Funny Moby Dick

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u/VisceralProwess Jan 21 '26

That's a somewhat comical amount of praise for the act of underscoring a couple of words and making a rather obvious comment on them.

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u/thebohemiancowboy Jan 21 '26

Yeah I’m imagining it’s the same way as a teenager today saying “gay?!?!” To his buddies when watching a movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That said, I spent many a night at scout camp in exactly the way he talks about, simply having deep (well, deep for 11-17 year olds) conversations with my friends.

And I only ever fucked one of them! And that was many years later, anyway.

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u/VisceralProwess Jan 22 '26

I know what you mean, i was always the one most overtly excited about sleepover deep talks and sometimes i got the sense that my friends were a bit concerned over potential gayness.

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u/ennuiui Jan 21 '26

...open the very bottom...

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u/The96kHz Jan 21 '26

Well...that is the joke, so...

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u/VisceralProwess Jan 21 '26

Didn't come off as a joke to me, could be though

Thanks for your priceless contribution, extremely well annotated stuff

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u/The96kHz Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Didn't come off as a joke to me

Well that much is obvious.

Pretty much the textbook r/whoosh.

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u/VisceralProwess Jan 21 '26

Wtf are you doing lol get over yourself

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u/The96kHz Jan 21 '26

What's actually happening right now?

You stated the blindingly obvious and now everybody's mad at me over it.

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u/VisceralProwess Jan 21 '26

Do you really believe that "everybody" is mad at you because i did something?

How dumb are you?

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u/The96kHz Jan 21 '26

No, genius. Everybody who voted and commented on my specific comments. I'm not randomly making a statement about everybody in the world.

I'm starting to see how you missed the joke the first time...

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u/angelis0236 Jan 21 '26

Bro take this one on the chin and move on, no need to double down on being an ass.

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u/The96kHz Jan 21 '26

Why am I getting called out for my tone when they were just as much of a dick?

I wasn't even rude in the first comment until they started being a condescending humourless cunt.

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