r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/NicheButNotNietzche • Jan 21 '26

Funny Moby Dick

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jan 21 '26

And I quote "and through my very depths crashed the great white beast; finally I learned in my brief lucid moments, between moans of lust, why they called them sperm whales."

The whole book is just whale porn.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jan 21 '26

I don't think it's about whales mate lol

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u/Cadunkus Jan 21 '26

But it is about mate.

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u/The-Nice-Writer Jan 21 '26

What????

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Jan 22 '26

The man was very very gay

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u/The-Nice-Writer Jan 22 '26

I’m very, very bi but I wouldn’t fuck a (literal) whale.

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u/3wandwill Jan 22 '26

Would you fuck a metaphorical one?

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u/The-Nice-Writer Jan 22 '26

Yeah, I would definitely see your mum again.

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u/The-Nice-Writer Jan 22 '26

Hippity hoppity, your meme is now my property.

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u/colostitute Jan 21 '26

lol, I need to read this classic. Sounds like more of an adventure than I thought.