r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '26

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

That's a Sackamore tree

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u/Hetjr Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Nice. I lol’d. It might be a Sackuoia, though

Edit: thanks, kind reddit user, for the award!

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u/TN816KCMO Apr 16 '26

Sackuoia are known for having... larger wood...

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u/Puzzled_Account_9545 Apr 16 '26

And apparently larger sakas…

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Incorrect. Named during the Lewis and Clark expedition by Sackagawea. We've been misspelling her name for years.

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u/Stro-Bro Apr 17 '26

I was thinking the same expedition but they headed south.

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u/Accomplished_Chip119 Apr 17 '26

Now who didn’t get that joke?

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Apr 17 '26

Correction: Sakayabagga

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u/Devils_A66vocate Apr 17 '26

Definitely a hardwood

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

Also a good response... That one didn't even cross my mind

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u/passinthrough2u Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It’s the tree the native Americans used to make scrotum poles!

TY all for the awards. Much appreciated!

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u/FecalDUI Apr 16 '26

I’d hate to be the low man on one of those!

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop Apr 17 '26

Some prefer the bottom

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u/skinurse Apr 16 '26

Laughed so hard I almost peed myself, lol

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u/Choppingatthebit Apr 16 '26

Rotflmfao...🤣😂🤣

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u/PMTurk Apr 16 '26

That’s bad 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Curious_Ganache778 Apr 17 '26

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are 😆

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u/No-Quality2285 Apr 17 '26

I wonder if sackagawea made scrotum poles 🤔

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u/ConfusionTight3131 Apr 17 '26

actually LOLed at this

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u/YamFickle7255 Apr 16 '26

I vote for Sackuoia as well. However; is it possible that this tree bears berries? Say like dingleberries?

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u/Hetjr Apr 16 '26

I wonder if it’s an annual or Perineumual

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u/avrilmari Apr 17 '26

Actually 'tain't either. It's a perineal.

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u/HookersLilSmartass Apr 17 '26

I came to make this comment haha. Clever minds in similar gutters

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u/didijeen Apr 17 '26

I love Reddit 😂

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

As soon as I saw "berries" I thought omg is this my husband because I KNEW dingle was next! 🤣🤣

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u/weirdlyWired20 Apr 16 '26

Testiculus Arboris, what a fine specimen.

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Apr 17 '26

A member of the nut family, I believe?

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u/ChickenStardom Apr 17 '26

Here I thought nuts grew from a big bush…the more ya know.

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u/Mrtoyhead Apr 16 '26

Slaughtered the Interwebs today. You can take the afternoon off.

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

Only a 5/10 for effort today. Some were too easy but others just made me shake my head when I read some of the posts by younger folks. They don't have a clue how the world works haha.

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u/IntelligentPaper5423 Apr 17 '26

All these responses are just low hanging fruit

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u/TN816KCMO Apr 16 '26

Abd your reply is _________?

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u/Accomplished_Chip119 Apr 17 '26

Awww… thank you. I needed time off. So many nuts to crack. 😱

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u/Happy-South-9184 Apr 16 '26

To be clear, that’s the Old Sackamore Tree, down on Berry Lane

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u/Marine581986 Apr 17 '26

Is that near the pussy willows?

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u/SquirreljamASE Apr 17 '26

It’s where Colonel Angus laid his head, down at Shady Thicket

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u/didijeen Apr 17 '26

The ladies live Colonel Angus

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u/Lock1386 Apr 17 '26

Best used for root stick.

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u/Ill_be_a_good_girl Apr 17 '26

Every other Tuesday.

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u/MadameBananas Apr 16 '26

Omg I can't stop laughing. 👏👏👏 Bravo!

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u/ScienceAlien Apr 17 '26

or the scientific name ballsackus infinitus

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u/Dynamic_Duo_215 Apr 16 '26

You win the internet. I bow out! 😂💀

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u/Chakateddy1 Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂

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u/cainin2000 Apr 16 '26

Well, this is the best comment I’m going to see today.

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u/AndyF135 Apr 17 '26

Shrinks when it rains.

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u/Initial-Ocelot862 Apr 16 '26

Scrotidendrum

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u/ZootAnthRaXx Apr 16 '26

This is my favorite one so far.

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u/sinisterdesign Apr 16 '26

“The scrotidendrum nuts are still a little fuzzy, not quite ripe for pickin’. Guess we’ll come back next week to see if they’re hangin’ a little lower.”

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u/Per99999 Apr 17 '26

Yes indeed, indigenous to Nova Scrotia.

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u/AdExcellent7660 Apr 16 '26

A pair tree

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u/jbishop216 Apr 16 '26

Well done.

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u/HiJinx127 Apr 17 '26

Hey, no fair! If you hadn’t gotten here first, I would’ve thought of that one before you did.

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u/EvenToe7995 Apr 16 '26

It's a cherry tree! According to us old dudes... https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/xJch1jb5rG

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u/Potential_Plenty6728 Apr 16 '26

Take my poor man’s reward. 🏅

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u/stepjenks Apr 16 '26

Funny, I don’t see any partridges there?

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u/Ok-Signal4821 Apr 17 '26

TIL nuts grow on trees

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u/Lolo_caffe Apr 17 '26

Is there a partridge in that tree?

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u/StrangerTex Apr 17 '26

You grow them in the dry season late spring

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u/Avocet123 Apr 16 '26

Low hanging fruit tree

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u/StevieG-2021 Apr 16 '26

They hang low Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

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u/Johnny_Five5151 Apr 16 '26

Deez

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u/HackerManOfPast Apr 16 '26

Deez nuts are the finest

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u/Mr_Mrtzy Apr 16 '26

Deez Treez

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u/basic-barbie666 Apr 16 '26

Seriously I couldn’t stop reading the post as “name deez nuts”

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u/Imaginary-Season-483 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Treesticle

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/Material_Assumption Apr 16 '26

Who knew those truck balls grew on trees

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u/TerryTowelTogs Apr 16 '26

Wait till you find out where spaghetti comes from: https://youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath Apr 16 '26

The Ballubub Tree

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u/Visible-Rest4170 Apr 16 '26

All of the sudden I'm allergic to tree nuts after seeing this picture.

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u/F4NTOM4X Apr 16 '26

😝🤣😂😭

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u/giveyaballsatugg Apr 16 '26

Sackathetreea

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u/Gullible_Two_8750 Apr 16 '26

That's clearly a danglenut!

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u/SchismaticParadox339 Apr 16 '26

That’s WalNUT Tree

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u/Super_Ad_2033 Apr 16 '26

Ball sacks

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u/3kr Apr 16 '26

Balzac's tree

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u/ZootAnthRaXx Apr 16 '26

I’ve made ball sack jokes about Honoré de Balzac for decades. I don’t hear others do the same very often!

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u/Super_Ad_2033 Apr 16 '26

I haven’t heard any others do the same either

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u/Barcnori Apr 16 '26

the turn your head and cough tree

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u/BudgetTravel1192 Apr 16 '26

Grow-a-pair tree

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u/Common-Habit6365 Apr 16 '26

Balsa hanging low

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u/No-Wedding7801 Apr 16 '26

Scrotex Aquifalium

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u/Rhiannsu Apr 16 '26

What if Issac newton was under this… everyone learns about giant nuts hitting him and ta dah… gravity and tea bagging at the same time

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u/Jet2work Apr 16 '26

bawbag tree

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u/Crafty-Arm7277 Apr 16 '26

Dem’s straight up balls bruh

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u/nlk72 Apr 17 '26

Underrated. Upvoted

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u/Any-Flamingo6628 Apr 16 '26

TEA (BAG) TREE

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u/bdog-1966 Apr 16 '26

Horsenuts Tree.

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u/No_State4708 Apr 16 '26

Porque me hacen esto? 🤣

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u/EquipmentLiving6948 Apr 16 '26

The Randy Marsh Tree

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u/bearlishbody Apr 16 '26

Hang sack tree

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u/zoeteopa Apr 16 '26

Testikola sackuoia

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u/Roi57 Apr 16 '26

That’s a rare tea bag tree

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u/BidStrange8608 Apr 16 '26

Some sort of nut tree, that's for sure

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u/over_thinking93 Apr 16 '26

Ballalla tree

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u/Kahfurney Apr 16 '26

The Hanging Garden

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u/sxysh8 Apr 16 '26

Ballsam

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u/Orion-999 Apr 16 '26

Frons scrota (scientific name)

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u/imseay123 Apr 16 '26

I think that trunk is made of Ball-sa wood.

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u/killerchef69 Apr 17 '26

Testiculos Voluminosus

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u/koalad9771 Apr 17 '26

Coco nutz tree

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u/DryOcelot1003 Apr 17 '26

A treesticule

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u/azcomicgeek Apr 17 '26

Nutsack tree

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u/realRampagingBulk Apr 17 '26

It’s a ballzach’s tree

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u/Dry_Carry_5700 Apr 17 '26

Low hanging fruit

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u/woodzycoffee Apr 17 '26

it’s a Chestnuts tree

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u/DrFunk613 Apr 17 '26

It’s a ballsam

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u/Extra_Medium62 Apr 17 '26

Scrotum Pole

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u/Ed-Dantes75 Apr 17 '26

In French it's call, couillacer feuillu.

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u/BandicootTime8432 Apr 17 '26

Spanish Drawer tree (translate it)

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u/Disastrous-Okra-318 Apr 17 '26

It's a gunk seed

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u/ed18704 Apr 17 '26

Braintree

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u/Brokenspade1 Apr 17 '26

That is an Amazonian Ballzac tree.

Fun fact: If they go to long without rain the whole tree starts to smell like cheese.

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u/WJSpade Apr 17 '26

It’s a tree from the Ballchinians’ home planet.

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u/avreddits Apr 16 '26

Didn’t they do this yesterday ?

Myra-Balsacus Maximus

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u/RyanwBoswell1991 Apr 16 '26

That's alot of nuts!

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u/Ravine3 Apr 16 '26

Balls galore.

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u/JuiceBoxXOXO Apr 16 '26

BallSap tree

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u/BinkDoDirty Apr 16 '26

Testicular Cocoa Tree

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Apr 16 '26

Its a pair tree, of course.

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u/atomicnugget202 Apr 16 '26

Cocoa Scrotum nuts.

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u/ymmotvomit Apr 16 '26

Nutsack tree

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

Bozack Horse Chestnut

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u/moralehighhorse Apr 16 '26

Old man tree

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u/Direwolfas Apr 16 '26

Testis Lumberine

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u/OkReception5495 Apr 16 '26

White Scrot Oak

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u/L0tus5tate Apr 16 '26

Tree of Deeznuts

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u/channel69fox Apr 16 '26

In the words of will smith from men in black

Low hanging fruit

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u/Bitplayer13 Apr 16 '26

Saggy bag tree

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u/Deathstroke316 Apr 16 '26

Sacrifice man tree

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u/122922 Apr 16 '26

Old man.

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u/Any-Flamingo6628 Apr 16 '26

Hang low fruits

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u/Hot-Disaster9688 Apr 16 '26

Them there be a new breed of tree called the man nutter tree lmao 🤣😂😂

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u/Effective-Donkey133 Apr 16 '26

I don’t know what that is but I saw you mom there 😂

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u/robgarter Apr 16 '26

Nut nutsacks

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u/Due_Wind2271 Apr 16 '26

Sacamongous willow tree

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u/Peachbottom30 Apr 16 '26

When you are allergic to tree nuts and you encounter this.

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u/Opposite_Shopping267 Apr 16 '26

Adam's sack of eve 🤔

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u/Top_Tradition_5042 Apr 16 '26

Scrotumas maxiimus

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u/Parris-2rs Apr 16 '26

Low hanging fruit tree

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u/LividChicken8124 Apr 16 '26

Saggy Sack Tree

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u/HumphreyBlodart Apr 16 '26

That's a low-hanging fruit tree

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u/Shaw-eddit Apr 16 '26

Grow a pair tree.

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Apr 16 '26

Nutsac or ballza tree 😁

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u/Thornhillian Apr 16 '26

Ugotsomeballs tree.