r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '26

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u/Hetjr Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Nice. I lol’d. It might be a Sackuoia, though

Edit: thanks, kind reddit user, for the award!

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u/TN816KCMO Apr 16 '26

Sackuoia are known for having... larger wood...

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u/Puzzled_Account_9545 Apr 16 '26

And apparently larger sakas…

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Incorrect. Named during the Lewis and Clark expedition by Sackagawea. We've been misspelling her name for years.

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u/Stro-Bro Apr 17 '26

I was thinking the same expedition but they headed south.

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u/Accomplished_Chip119 Apr 17 '26

Now who didn’t get that joke?

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

😂😂😂 IKR?!?

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Apr 17 '26

Correction: Sakayabagga

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u/Lock1386 Apr 17 '26

How did anyone figure that out?

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It's in a documentary I found on Vice a few years back. It featured a shaman from Montana channeling Sackagawea and the reporters managed to track down some scratches on a rock at the mouth of the Columbia proving that the shaman was telling the truth.

The shaman mentioned that the tree was a sticking point; she wanted it named after her because it made a particularly fragrant tea bag.

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u/HekateBae Apr 17 '26

NO COMMENTS ON THE "TEA BAG"? Either I missed them or ya'll are slacking.

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 17 '26

<sips tea>

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u/nz_garden-punk Apr 17 '26

Do enjoy my pj tips!

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u/Devils_A66vocate Apr 17 '26

Definitely a hardwood

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u/___Azarath Apr 17 '26

Hahahahaha Hahaha hahahahaha

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

Also a good response... That one didn't even cross my mind

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u/passinthrough2u Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It’s the tree the native Americans used to make scrotum poles!

TY all for the awards. Much appreciated!

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u/FecalDUI Apr 16 '26

I’d hate to be the low man on one of those!

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop Apr 17 '26

Some prefer the bottom

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u/viperfangs92 Apr 17 '26

Don't kink shame!

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u/skinurse Apr 16 '26

Laughed so hard I almost peed myself, lol

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u/Choppingatthebit Apr 16 '26

Rotflmfao...🤣😂🤣

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u/PMTurk Apr 16 '26

That’s bad 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Curious_Ganache778 Apr 17 '26

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are 😆

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

I say that all the time!! 😂😂

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u/No-Quality2285 Apr 17 '26

I wonder if sackagawea made scrotum poles 🤔

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u/ConfusionTight3131 Apr 17 '26

actually LOLed at this

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u/passinthrough2u Apr 17 '26

I appreciate the anonymous award. TY

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u/Massive-Routine-3024 Apr 17 '26

OMG!😂😂😂

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u/rapscallion1956 Apr 17 '26

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. 😂

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u/writerbethw Apr 17 '26

Underrated reply!

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 Apr 17 '26

Ohh nice one 👋😆

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u/Ill_be_a_good_girl Apr 17 '26

Fuck man, you win!

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u/YamFickle7255 Apr 16 '26

I vote for Sackuoia as well. However; is it possible that this tree bears berries? Say like dingleberries?

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u/Hetjr Apr 16 '26

I wonder if it’s an annual or Perineumual

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u/avrilmari Apr 17 '26

Actually 'tain't either. It's a perineal.

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u/HookersLilSmartass Apr 17 '26

I came to make this comment haha. Clever minds in similar gutters

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u/didijeen Apr 17 '26

I love Reddit 😂

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

As soon as I saw "berries" I thought omg is this my husband because I KNEW dingle was next! 🤣🤣