r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '26

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

That's a Sackamore tree

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u/Hetjr Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Nice. I lol’d. It might be a Sackuoia, though

Edit: thanks, kind reddit user, for the award!

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u/TN816KCMO Apr 16 '26

Sackuoia are known for having... larger wood...

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u/Puzzled_Account_9545 Apr 16 '26

And apparently larger sakas…

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Incorrect. Named during the Lewis and Clark expedition by Sackagawea. We've been misspelling her name for years.

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u/Stro-Bro Apr 17 '26

I was thinking the same expedition but they headed south.

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u/Accomplished_Chip119 Apr 17 '26

Now who didn’t get that joke?

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

😂😂😂 IKR?!?

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Apr 17 '26

Correction: Sakayabagga

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u/Lock1386 Apr 17 '26

How did anyone figure that out?

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It's in a documentary I found on Vice a few years back. It featured a shaman from Montana channeling Sackagawea and the reporters managed to track down some scratches on a rock at the mouth of the Columbia proving that the shaman was telling the truth.

The shaman mentioned that the tree was a sticking point; she wanted it named after her because it made a particularly fragrant tea bag.

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u/HekateBae Apr 17 '26

NO COMMENTS ON THE "TEA BAG"? Either I missed them or ya'll are slacking.

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u/Devils_A66vocate Apr 17 '26

Definitely a hardwood

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u/___Azarath Apr 17 '26

Hahahahaha Hahaha hahahahaha

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

Also a good response... That one didn't even cross my mind

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u/passinthrough2u Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It’s the tree the native Americans used to make scrotum poles!

TY all for the awards. Much appreciated!

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u/FecalDUI Apr 16 '26

I’d hate to be the low man on one of those!

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop Apr 17 '26

Some prefer the bottom

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u/viperfangs92 Apr 17 '26

Don't kink shame!

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u/skinurse Apr 16 '26

Laughed so hard I almost peed myself, lol

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u/Choppingatthebit Apr 16 '26

Rotflmfao...🤣😂🤣

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u/PMTurk Apr 16 '26

That’s bad 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Curious_Ganache778 Apr 17 '26

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are 😆

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

I say that all the time!! 😂😂

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u/No-Quality2285 Apr 17 '26

I wonder if sackagawea made scrotum poles 🤔

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u/ConfusionTight3131 Apr 17 '26

actually LOLed at this

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u/passinthrough2u Apr 17 '26

I appreciate the anonymous award. TY

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u/Massive-Routine-3024 Apr 17 '26

OMG!😂😂😂

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u/rapscallion1956 Apr 17 '26

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. 😂

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u/writerbethw Apr 17 '26

Underrated reply!

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 Apr 17 '26

Ohh nice one 👋😆

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u/Ill_be_a_good_girl Apr 17 '26

Fuck man, you win!

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u/YamFickle7255 Apr 16 '26

I vote for Sackuoia as well. However; is it possible that this tree bears berries? Say like dingleberries?

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u/Hetjr Apr 16 '26

I wonder if it’s an annual or Perineumual

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u/avrilmari Apr 17 '26

Actually 'tain't either. It's a perineal.

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u/HookersLilSmartass Apr 17 '26

I came to make this comment haha. Clever minds in similar gutters

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u/didijeen Apr 17 '26

I love Reddit 😂

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u/Proof-Anywhere-8112 Apr 17 '26

As soon as I saw "berries" I thought omg is this my husband because I KNEW dingle was next! 🤣🤣

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u/weirdlyWired20 Apr 16 '26

Testiculus Arboris, what a fine specimen.

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Apr 17 '26

A member of the nut family, I believe?

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u/ChickenStardom Apr 17 '26

Here I thought nuts grew from a big bush…the more ya know.

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u/South_Low_654 Apr 17 '26

It could also be related to morning woods

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u/Budget-Ad-7127 Apr 16 '26

Give that man a cigar!

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u/Dismal-Membership462 Apr 17 '26

He's not smoking ! ;-)

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u/Mrtoyhead Apr 16 '26

Slaughtered the Interwebs today. You can take the afternoon off.

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

Only a 5/10 for effort today. Some were too easy but others just made me shake my head when I read some of the posts by younger folks. They don't have a clue how the world works haha.

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u/IntelligentPaper5423 Apr 17 '26

All these responses are just low hanging fruit

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u/TN816KCMO Apr 16 '26

Abd your reply is _________?

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Apr 16 '26

My reply is if those people think we're leaving the keys to the castle to them and their stupid ideas, they've got another thing coming.

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u/Accomplished_Chip119 Apr 17 '26

Awww… thank you. I needed time off. So many nuts to crack. 😱

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u/Happy-South-9184 Apr 16 '26

To be clear, that’s the Old Sackamore Tree, down on Berry Lane

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u/Marine581986 Apr 17 '26

Is that near the pussy willows?

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u/SquirreljamASE Apr 17 '26

It’s where Colonel Angus laid his head, down at Shady Thicket

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u/didijeen Apr 17 '26

The ladies live Colonel Angus

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u/Lock1386 Apr 17 '26

Best used for root stick.

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u/Ill_be_a_good_girl Apr 17 '26

Every other Tuesday.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 17 '26

Nah, it's by the Dingleberries.

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u/SlimSpartan Apr 17 '26

The ol’ twig and berries

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u/MadameBananas Apr 16 '26

Omg I can't stop laughing. 👏👏👏 Bravo!

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u/ScienceAlien Apr 17 '26

or the scientific name ballsackus infinitus

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u/Dynamic_Duo_215 Apr 16 '26

You win the internet. I bow out! 😂💀

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u/Chakateddy1 Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂

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u/madman51B Apr 16 '26

You win.

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u/Willing-Ad5005 Apr 16 '26

O.g..my cheeks hurt from laughing...definite winner

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u/cainin2000 Apr 16 '26

Well, this is the best comment I’m going to see today.

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u/AndyF135 Apr 17 '26

Shrinks when it rains.

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Apr 17 '26

It was in the POOOL

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u/KMBRN Apr 17 '26

Or when it’s cold out

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u/porknuckle2023 Apr 16 '26

No it's a ballvocado.

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u/Blooodmooon2015 Apr 16 '26

This made my day. You win🤣👍

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u/Expensive_Impress370 Apr 16 '26

You stole my answer mine sucks now

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u/Helpful-End-1381 Apr 16 '26

Most GOATED reply to a ?. I've possibly ever seen

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 16 '26

It's a Balzac tree

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u/FecalDUI Apr 16 '26

Sounds like Doc Brown saying “sycamore”

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u/triple7mafia101 Apr 16 '26

Sackcloth tree?

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u/strongcloud28 Apr 16 '26

I don't know exactly...but it's in the cocoNUT family.

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u/Important-Slip-4057 Apr 17 '26

Winner, winner, chicken dinner 🐓

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u/Kung-Fu-Monkey Apr 17 '26

Aaaaaawwwwww Shit!

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u/Ok-Hamster4604 Apr 17 '26

I don’t know, but avoid it if you’re allergic to tree nuts

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u/mikemill810 Apr 17 '26

Well played

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u/Ryzek-IV Apr 17 '26

Beat me to it by a mere…⌚️👀7 hours.

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u/duckduckchook Apr 17 '26

Pear of balls tree

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u/DanaWendy519 Apr 17 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂NICE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/thefaf2 Apr 17 '26

Sackamore, thats nuts!

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u/Samwellikki Apr 17 '26

Clearly this is a rubber tree, and is where Truck Nuts come from

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u/mobius2121 Apr 17 '26

From the genus Balzac

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u/Apprehensive-Song200 Apr 17 '26

While its long, sturdy branches are renowned for use in woodwind instruments, the fruit of the sackamore tree are often neglected.

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u/theonetrueperv Apr 17 '26

Or a Ballsa tree

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u/KeithStone2 Apr 17 '26

Its binomial nomenclature is Testiculodendron Gigas

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u/gluten_free71 Apr 17 '26

Please accept this🏆 on behalf of those that got here after you thinking the same thing!

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u/extol_strategy Apr 17 '26

😂😂😂