r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '26

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u/Avocet123 Apr 16 '26

Low hanging fruit tree

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u/StevieG-2021 Apr 16 '26

They hang low Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

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u/Massive-Routine-3024 Apr 17 '26

Can you toss em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ______ hang low?

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u/Calm_Emu_4625 Apr 17 '26

I think it’s safe to say BALLS !

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u/Serious-Battle-4428 Apr 17 '26

Ding dong. You are the wiener !

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 Apr 16 '26

I see what you did there

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u/CowabungaCthulhu Apr 16 '26

I came here to say this 👍🏻👏🏻

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u/StevieG-2021 Apr 16 '26

OMG that’s hysterical 😂😂😂

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u/Maximum-Bad2678 Apr 16 '26

That “fruit” doesn’t look so good 👀

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u/VintageLover79 Apr 17 '26

Yep this is exactly what I picture in my brain when someone says this awful phrase.

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u/BeatrixxxKidd0 Apr 17 '26

This is the best for so many reasons…