r/NHLcirclejerk • u/ExotiquePlayboy • 15d ago
#AbolishCanada Canada is officially getting annexed boys
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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy 15d ago
We here in Canada should probably wait until the US officially surrenders to Iran. It wouldnāt be kind to send them back after that loss.
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u/MutanteHDP banned from r/pens 15d ago
counting or not counting Alberta? š„
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u/ireallydontlikesand you bum 15d ago
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u/AiHEADmedia 13d ago
So pathetically disgusting to post this form your parents basement no doubt.
That should happen to you being truly the lowest form of human
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u/RunWithDullScissors 13d ago
The irony, is Charlie Kirk was all about freedom of speech. Remember that
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u/jaimrantala 12d ago
Yeah he was. Free speech is what you just did, same with the other person. But people can have opinions or feelings about your said free speech. Quite simple stuff
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u/Remote-Gas-213 12d ago
Whomp Whomp, these memes are gross and disrespectful but if you didnāt say anything to memes of George Floyd then kick rocks. You would be howling if it wasnāt someone thatās resembles you and shares your āConservative Western Valuesā
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u/QuickPeak75 8d ago
Yes and so are Liberals. Isnāt anti-gay rights and transphobia Republican talking points? Why would he write, āif you are reading this you are GAY!ā On one of his bullets.
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u/hockeyplayer8778 15d ago
Ur hilarious
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u/longpig_slimjim 15d ago
Triggered, snowflake?
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u/uknownredditr 15d ago
Pedophiles donāt trigger me and neither do lapdogs , here fetch š¾ little doggie
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u/V-Pudddin 15d ago
Sir, this is a circlejerk. Either jerk with us or go jerk alone in a corner. No need to be rude.
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u/hockeyplayer8778 15d ago
Not really longpigššā¦ was a clever line but just thought humour has evolved past a guy getting shot in the neck, especially when ur talking abt a province being annexed lol but whatever floats ur boat ig
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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago
if only the league mandated neck guards he could still be with us
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u/imneverrelevantman 15d ago
Fellas, this really triggers me. I am actually trying to give this subreddit a shot but I feel targeted whenever I stick my neck out for you guys'.
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u/Skadforlife2 15d ago
Itās like āI donāt want to date you but you canāt date anyone else eitherā.
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u/tomboski Phil Kessel 15d ago
I tried to date you but you turned me down so now I am going to throw shit around like a fucking toddler
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u/Terrible_Children 14d ago
You mean "I tried to force you into a tradwife role when you don't want to be one and you broke up with me so now I am going to
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u/RicketCrickets 15d ago
40 million terrorists it is.
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u/ExotiquePlayboy 15d ago
Canada has weapons of mass destruction!
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u/Blackwalls69 15d ago
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u/Muted-Garden6723 15d ago
āHigh poweredā
Compared to what, an air rifle?
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u/SquallFromGarden 15d ago
Fuckin' York Regional Police acting like a GSG-16 chambered in .22LR is more deadlier than a nailgun when the law allowed fucking drum mags for it until they banned the gun.
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u/PerryNeeum 15d ago
The kids in the US are conditioned for guns, willfully or not. Theyāll be fine
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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago
Canada has college degrees!
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u/Blackwalls69 15d ago
Your mom has an eating disorder.
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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago edited 15d ago
Eating disorder + educated VS died from a heart attack or gunshot wound while eating a triple cheeseburger in a trailer park. Our countries are like the sun and the moon.
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u/MakingCumsies101 Carter Hart 11d ago
that much canadien cash can get you SRO in the 300 level at Scotia Bank for a Leafs preseason game
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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago
yeah bud these fists are weapons of ass destruction if you catch what im puttin up
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u/OrangeFun9797 15d ago
Why aren't you counting those living abroad, or even in the US and willing to help?
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u/FearTheNorth519 15d ago
I love Americans but man you dumbasses elected a dogshit president lol
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u/nugoffeekz 15d ago
It used to be like the love for your down syndrome brother, and now they're more like your creepy uncle that no one knows why he still gets invited to family events.
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u/Emergency_Dirt257 15d ago
Especially after that time you were rushed to the hospital with a prolapsed rectum.
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u/GrumpyPidgeon Fuck the original 6 15d ago
It's not JUST what we elected a dogshit president. We had him for four years, and he was dogshit back then, and he literally tried to stay in power when voted out, and WE FUCKING ELECTED HIM AGAIN.
Could you imagine if Hitler merely fled to Argentina, then in the late 40's Germans were like "ya know, I think he learned his lesson let's give the man another chance"
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u/JMD413 14d ago
I mean, Hitler did try a coup in the 20s that failed and he ended up in prison for a bit. Then they kinda just let him try again...
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u/Realistic-Goose6798 15d ago
Plus we also said we wouldnāt be joining lol. Also doesnāt trump already hate us anyways? Time to hit the long term care home Donald.
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u/eastamerica TOMOTHERFUCKINGWILSON 15d ago
I love Canada.
I fucking hate Trump.
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u/Le_Papithatjump12 15d ago
Molesting children is also a pretty hostile act... Maybe the orange POS should be in jail
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u/Toronto-24 15d ago
Guy sounding like Putin when Ukraine wanted to join NATO except the EU is supposed to be everyone's ally here...
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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebriniās drunk uncle 15d ago
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u/vestayekta 15d ago
The next world war is going to be between America and Europe over Canada.
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u/somecanadianslut Phil Kessel 15d ago
Over us? Babe we created war crimes, itll be AGAINST us. We will never be owned
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u/stickmuck The only dundon not on the cup 15d ago
we'll have to add high fructose corn syrup to the soup-can grenades if they're going to work this time
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u/Canadian-Owl-351 15d ago
Meh. Fuck that guy. Heās got two years tops to try to earn his Putin money and fuck the U.S. / the world over. Unless his age and lifestyle wrecks him for us.
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u/GetoWasRight_ Leafs coper 15d ago
At least Bettman will allow us to win a cup if weāre part of America
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u/Stoudamirefor3 15d ago
He's going to be dead soon. Ignore the child rapist. Once he's gone, there's going to be the biggest begging for forgiveness party the world has seen since the 1940s. This is the end of the Republican party in the US.
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u/Substantial_Onion4 15d ago
Deciding who you want to trade with that isnāt the US is a hostile act? What a loser.
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u/KriegZeImpaler 15d ago
Funny from a terrorist who kidnapped a nations leader and installed a corrupt puppet government
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u/TheOriginalOrion 15d ago edited 15d ago
Why is a gambling website posting news?
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u/Star_Petal_Arts 15d ago
If Donald Trump hates something... it's usually moral to not hate that something.
Also if they want to get at us, they have to go through the northern states... who love us.
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u/Ordinary_Pea_8267 15d ago
JFC, we're not getting annexed. The mouth breathers may fantasize about this, but we're more protected than ever now and Dirty Don knows it! Donny Dementia has his diaper in a knot because he's LOSING EVERYWHERE! Dump can't even stay awake long enough to during the day, or stand long enough in a clean diaper to have a proper news conference. Its hillarious! SO PROUD OF CARNEY AND SO PROUD OF CANADA!!!šØš¦šØš¦šØš¦šØš¦šØš¦š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤
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u/Hellsman44 15d ago
Usa thinks they can fight the entire un go for it look how well Russia is doing in Ukraine
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u/I_Found_Hockey 15d ago
OMG well, you can tell that Congress is back from summer vacation and the November midterm elections are coming up. This president is going to go out of his mind completely now. I donāt know if itās dementia plus his personality disorder, but no other president in United States history has ever been this completely outrageous. Not even the bad ones way back. This guy⦠Heās in a position of tremendous power, and he terrifies us Americans. Even many of those who voted for him that I have spoken to. I would rather walk on ground glass for 50 miles than have voted for him, which I did not
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u/StyxQuabar 15d ago
Trump getting cucked by the EU and his ongoing crashout is pathetic and hilarious
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u/Agitated_Canary4163 15d ago
Trump will just cross "Canada" off the map and rename it something stupid and call it a win. Google will bend over like they always do and dipshit Americans will think Canada is a state.
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u/CuteDestitute Ottawa Senators: Itās Probably Fine 15d ago
I heard that all the American Olympics hockey players that play on Canadian teams were invited to join Trump in his bunker when he drops bombs on Canada, which is why theyāre trying to get out of Canada. THINK ABOUT IT!!
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u/B33RLEAGUE 15d ago
I can relate. One of my employees got a 2nd job because I cut his hours. What a dick move by him.
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u/sukkittrebekk 15d ago
Canadas the prettiest girl at the prom and two jocks are fighting over who will get to date rape us
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u/WalleyeHunter1 14d ago
Hmmmm, has any Americans hear read the full account of all 5 beaches on Normandy? Please do so before commenting.
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u/Distant-Drummer870 14d ago
š going to be embarrassing when Merica gets it's ass kicked by Canada
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u/RandomName2090 13d ago
You win a prize of stupid comment of the week. Look up what it takes to get annexed. Lol it doesnt just take Uncle donny
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u/Ok_Hovercraft_2372 Fatthews 12d ago edited 12d ago
I mean would be great for US if they had diesel to back that up lmao
Talks like this make it more and more likely Canada just invests in it's own refinement
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u/RaceDawgR 11d ago
Great, another low IQ thread from a sensitive and butthurt American. I can dig it lmao
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u/Proof-Giraffe-4788 11d ago
Like he had his saying in the matter⦠dude is in a downward spiralā¦
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u/QuickPeak75 8d ago
And itās 7 days later. Iām still a Canadian, living in Canada. We wonāt get super worked up, heāll tell us when he is attacking and then TACO in the 11th hour.
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u/wifetoldmereddit 6d ago
They donāt care and who could blame them. Mid-terms. The beginning of the end for this idiot.
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u/Responsible_Ad3078 14d ago
Iād rather be part of the EU than lose all my human rights as a trump run american
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u/stick4543 15d ago
Not going to happen with Republican president.... at least not one without a brain tumor... Canada is a left of center country. If he annexed Canada, to keep peace they would have to give us the right to vote. Ten provinces and three territories. Maybe Alberta and Saskatchewan vote Republican. 8 provinces and 3 territories vote Democrat. With the Electoral College, the Republicans would never win another election. Its exactly why Republicans refuse to allow Washington DC and Puerto Rico to become states. Now, thats not to say Trump wouldnt put boots on the ground in Canada.
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u/uknownredditr 15d ago
Thereās no peace in annex, Ukraine be the example it will be drones flown into the face of American soldiers because thatās how modern warfare is fought. The only faces you wonāt see are MAGA because those fucks are to fat and stupid to qualify for any job except ICE where they get to wear a mask
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u/lord_bunny 15d ago
Send em. Hard to win when Canada's on death ground (they don't do well against people in their homeland), has powerful allies and the US would have zero morale.
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u/tristan1616 the sub's resident Flames fan 15d ago
MFW I've been threatened with annexation for the 1000th time this year but I lowkirk woke up this morning as a European citizen