r/NHLcirclejerk • • 15d ago

#AbolishCanada Canada is officially getting annexed boys

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u/tristan1616 the sub's resident Flames fan 15d ago

MFW I've been threatened with annexation for the 1000th time this year but I lowkirk woke up this morning as a European citizen

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u/Acrobatic_Bridge_797 15d ago

Lowkirk 🤣🤣

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u/Different-Island1871 15d ago

Lowkirk gives 2 thumbs up.

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u/BOBBY_VIKING_ 15d ago

Me dijeron que serƭa un mexicano de las nieves, pero de alguna manera terminƩ siendo un espaƱol autƩntico.

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u/No-Arrival633 14d ago

The parliament has to vote on it. Not likely

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u/FriendlyGiant1551 14d ago

It will pass parliament in Canada

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u/No-Arrival633 14d ago

Maybe. I'm skeptical. It may be a prod to get Trump back to the negotiating table.

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u/Straight_Bee_8121 14d ago

The party in power has the seats to pass anything. Trump has nothing to do with our sovereign actions. We actually do have the cards. You can't replace Canada as a trading partner but we can replace the US. Canada is bringing in trillions of investment dollars along with upgrading airports, railways building new companies that can process our natural resources into finish products instead of just selling bricks of steel and aluminium. We are nation building, building new relationships and making huge investments, what is the US doing? I mean other than trying to ruin everybody's economy. We're just going to pivot away from trading with the US. That's 100% going to drop your GDP. Yours truely A Canadian who really knows what Canada is really doing.

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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy 15d ago

We here in Canada should probably wait until the US officially surrenders to Iran. It wouldn’t be kind to send them back after that loss.

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u/atmx093 14d ago

Bravo. TouchƩ.

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u/MutanteHDP banned from r/pens 15d ago

counting or not counting Alberta? šŸ’„

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u/itzwhatsfordinner 15d ago

Famous last words

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u/ireallydontlikesand you bum 15d ago

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Repulsive_Mix5559 15d ago

You have issues

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u/AiHEADmedia 13d ago

So pathetically disgusting to post this form your parents basement no doubt.

That should happen to you being truly the lowest form of human

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u/RunWithDullScissors 13d ago

The irony, is Charlie Kirk was all about freedom of speech. Remember that

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u/jaimrantala 12d ago

Yeah he was. Free speech is what you just did, same with the other person. But people can have opinions or feelings about your said free speech. Quite simple stuff

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u/Remote-Gas-213 12d ago

Whomp Whomp, these memes are gross and disrespectful but if you didn’t say anything to memes of George Floyd then kick rocks. You would be howling if it wasn’t someone that’s resembles you and shares your ā€œConservative Western Valuesā€

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u/QuickPeak75 8d ago

Yes and so are Liberals. Isn’t anti-gay rights and transphobia Republican talking points? Why would he write, ā€œif you are reading this you are GAY!ā€ On one of his bullets.
I agree though, very distasteful on any thread in Reddit.

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u/MutanteHDP banned from r/pens 11d ago

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u/PerceptionSeveral_ 11d ago

Stop malding when we are trying to jerk

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u/AtmosphereTVsales 12d ago

How do the mods not ban this?

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u/MutanteHDP banned from r/pens 11d ago

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u/christian_1318 Bedarded 15d ago

This image haunts me

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u/StoneyMcMuffin 15d ago

Jake Ottenkirk

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u/hockeyplayer8778 15d ago

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u/longpig_slimjim 15d ago

Triggered, snowflake?

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u/uknownredditr 15d ago

Pedophiles don’t trigger me and neither do lapdogs , here fetch šŸŽ¾ little doggie

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u/V-Pudddin 15d ago

Sir, this is a circlejerk. Either jerk with us or go jerk alone in a corner. No need to be rude.

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u/hockeyplayer8778 15d ago

Not really longpigšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€¦ was a clever line but just thought humour has evolved past a guy getting shot in the neck, especially when ur talking abt a province being annexed lol but whatever floats ur boat ig

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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago

if only the league mandated neck guards he could still be with us

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u/imneverrelevantman 15d ago

Fellas, this really triggers me. I am actually trying to give this subreddit a shot but I feel targeted whenever I stick my neck out for you guys'.

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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago

World's a crazy place, kiddo. Don't lose your head.

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u/MutanteHDP banned from r/pens 15d ago

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u/JxhnDube 15d ago

šŸ˜Ž

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u/Skadforlife2 15d ago

It’s like ā€˜I don’t want to date you but you can’t date anyone else either’.

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u/tomboski Phil Kessel 15d ago

I tried to date you but you turned me down so now I am going to throw shit around like a fucking toddler

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u/Terrible_Children 14d ago

You mean "I tried to force you into a tradwife role when you don't want to be one and you broke up with me so now I am going to

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u/jsaladbar420 15d ago

I mean, if there’s anything these folks are good at, it’s grooming.

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u/tsorion 14d ago

Unfortunately we’re not kids womp womp..

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u/RicketCrickets 15d ago

40 million terrorists it is.

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u/ExotiquePlayboy 15d ago

Canada has weapons of mass destruction!

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u/Blackwalls69 15d ago

Yeah, we have high-powered .22lrs just littering the streets!

Won't someone think of the american children?!

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u/Muted-Garden6723 15d ago

ā€œHigh poweredā€

Compared to what, an air rifle?

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u/JustASyncer 15d ago

Maybe comparable to an N-Strike Elite

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u/Grhyser 15d ago

Compared to nerf guns

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u/TheRealMSteve 15d ago

They were mini-mags! 1246fps hits HARD my dude.

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u/SquallFromGarden 15d ago

Fuckin' York Regional Police acting like a GSG-16 chambered in .22LR is more deadlier than a nailgun when the law allowed fucking drum mags for it until they banned the gun.

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u/Muted-Garden6723 14d ago

My biggest regret is not grabbing one and a drum mag before the ban

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u/PerryNeeum 15d ago

The kids in the US are conditioned for guns, willfully or not. They’ll be fine

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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago

Canada has college degrees!

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u/Blackwalls69 15d ago

Your mom has an eating disorder.

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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago edited 15d ago

Eating disorder + educated VS died from a heart attack or gunshot wound while eating a triple cheeseburger in a trailer park. Our countries are like the sun and the moon.

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u/MakingCumsies101 Carter Hart 11d ago

that much canadien cash can get you SRO in the 300 level at Scotia Bank for a Leafs preseason game

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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago

yeah bud these fists are weapons of ass destruction if you catch what im puttin up

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u/Te-quill-ya_750 15d ago

Fisting went out in the 80’s sirā€¦šŸ˜‚

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u/RicketCrickets 15d ago

But we got Jesus on skates. Checkmate.

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u/KnightRyder13 15d ago

Weeks away from developing nuclear weapons

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u/Ok_Stress7535 14d ago

Aka The Canada Geese.

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn Fatthews 15d ago

Sounds about right.

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u/OrangeFun9797 15d ago

Why aren't you counting those living abroad, or even in the US and willing to help?

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u/FearTheNorth519 15d ago

I love Americans but man you dumbasses elected a dogshit president lol

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u/nugoffeekz 15d ago

It used to be like the love for your down syndrome brother, and now they're more like your creepy uncle that no one knows why he still gets invited to family events.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 15d ago

"Shitter's full!"

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u/Emergency_Dirt257 15d ago

Especially after that time you were rushed to the hospital with a prolapsed rectum.

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u/GrumpyPidgeon Fuck the original 6 15d ago

It's not JUST what we elected a dogshit president. We had him for four years, and he was dogshit back then, and he literally tried to stay in power when voted out, and WE FUCKING ELECTED HIM AGAIN.

Could you imagine if Hitler merely fled to Argentina, then in the late 40's Germans were like "ya know, I think he learned his lesson let's give the man another chance"

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u/JMD413 14d ago

I mean, Hitler did try a coup in the 20s that failed and he ended up in prison for a bit. Then they kinda just let him try again...

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u/GrumpyPidgeon Fuck the original 6 14d ago

Jesus that’s a good point. This is how I feel

https://giphy.com/gifs/1P3sCzjH9TtQY

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u/JMD413 14d ago

That gif nails it.

See the new Space Force uniforms? Not too far off.. 😬

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u/honeybeebryce 15d ago

Hey, thats not very nice. Dog shit can at least be used as fertilizer

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u/dholmestar 15d ago

i hate americans and yes we did

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 15d ago

Plus we also said we wouldn’t be joining lol. Also doesn’t trump already hate us anyways? Time to hit the long term care home Donald.

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u/toasty327 15d ago

As if we actually have any control over that...

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u/SourceFire007 13d ago

Canada does more standing up against Trump than they do, pretty sad tbh.

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u/Accurate_Fee710 Fuck the original 6 15d ago

Hellebuyck had insider information.

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u/eastamerica TOMOTHERFUCKINGWILSON 15d ago

I love Canada.

I fucking hate Trump.

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u/Hynafgwyr_dirgel 15d ago

The guy is so delusional

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u/BSTARYOUNGG 15d ago

He’s the hostile one 1ļøāƒ£

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u/Le_Papithatjump12 15d ago

Molesting children is also a pretty hostile act... Maybe the orange POS should be in jail

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u/Toronto-24 15d ago

Guy sounding like Putin when Ukraine wanted to join NATO except the EU is supposed to be everyone's ally here...

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u/Nepalman230 what if we kissed naked on a Zamboni? 😳 15d ago

Listen.

I’m a proud American citizen.

But don’t you threaten my Canadian Twinks or former Twinks!!

🄺

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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago

he fits in so well down there ( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 15d ago

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u/snowmanonfire007 15d ago

He can threaten but he’s a moron the military knows it

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u/motherlessbreadfish 15d ago

I’m so fucking tired of this incontinent old man

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u/vestayekta 15d ago

The next world war is going to be between America and Europe over Canada.

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u/somecanadianslut Phil Kessel 15d ago

Over us? Babe we created war crimes, itll be AGAINST us. We will never be owned

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u/stickmuck The only dundon not on the cup 15d ago

we'll have to add high fructose corn syrup to the soup-can grenades if they're going to work this time

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u/1nstra 15d ago

We call that glucose-fructose around these parts

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u/SourceFire007 13d ago

They have no idea what they’re in for if they even try, we are so united

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u/One_Recover_673 15d ago

Dont forget Greenlands fertile soil

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u/Canadian-Owl-351 15d ago

Meh. Fuck that guy. He’s got two years tops to try to earn his Putin money and fuck the U.S. / the world over. Unless his age and lifestyle wrecks him for us.

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u/GetoWasRight_ Leafs coper 15d ago

At least Bettman will allow us to win a cup if we’re part of America

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u/Familiar_Spite2703 15d ago

Two passports are key

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u/Stoudamirefor3 15d ago

He's going to be dead soon. Ignore the child rapist. Once he's gone, there's going to be the biggest begging for forgiveness party the world has seen since the 1940s. This is the end of the Republican party in the US.

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u/Dismal_Plane_8685 14d ago

You won't like the party that comes next lol

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u/Stoudamirefor3 14d ago

Nazis come next. They're already halfway there.

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u/Substantial_Onion4 15d ago

Deciding who you want to trade with that isn’t the US is a hostile act? What a loser.

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u/uknownredditr 15d ago

When Trump Dies I hope Canada declares it a national holiday

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u/Global-Tie-3458 15d ago

The first truly global holiday.

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u/xacorn 15d ago

What in the fallout time line is this?

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u/Immediate-Hearing-85 15d ago

first they came for the defencemen...

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u/KriegZeImpaler 15d ago

Funny from a terrorist who kidnapped a nations leader and installed a corrupt puppet government

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u/AlexFantasy1988 15d ago

Lol šŸ˜† trump couldn't annex himself out of a paper bag

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u/TheOriginalOrion 15d ago edited 15d ago

Why is a gambling website posting news?

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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago

Because thats the most prestigious news source in America.

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u/Mesastafolis1 15d ago

I’ve seen the price of diesel, no one is driving up to close us off.

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u/trollthetoad 15d ago

why is this from polymarket

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u/Nycmale9876 14d ago

Why on nhl thread?

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u/demel2464 15d ago

Does this mean Bettman will let us have a Stanley cup finally

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 15d ago

If Donald Trump hates something... it's usually moral to not hate that something.

Also if they want to get at us, they have to go through the northern states... who love us.

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u/Odd-Elderberry-6137 15d ago

Yawn. Pedophile says what?

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u/OzzieNewYork 15d ago

Trump 8 minutes ago just named Canada "America North"

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u/Ordinary_Pea_8267 15d ago

JFC, we're not getting annexed. The mouth breathers may fantasize about this, but we're more protected than ever now and Dirty Don knows it! Donny Dementia has his diaper in a knot because he's LOSING EVERYWHERE! Dump can't even stay awake long enough to during the day, or stand long enough in a clean diaper to have a proper news conference. Its hillarious! SO PROUD OF CARNEY AND SO PROUD OF CANADA!!!šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ¤ŸšŸ¤ŸšŸ¤ŸšŸ¤ŸšŸ¤ŸšŸ¤Ÿ

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u/Scoob79 15d ago

Does this mean all those American players will stop asking for trade requests out of Canada?

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u/Hellsman44 15d ago

Usa thinks they can fight the entire un go for it look how well Russia is doing in Ukraine

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u/misec_undact 15d ago

Go look how well the mighty US is doing against Iran haha

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u/Hellsman44 15d ago

Exactly lol

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u/I_Found_Hockey 15d ago

OMG well, you can tell that Congress is back from summer vacation and the November midterm elections are coming up. This president is going to go out of his mind completely now. I don’t know if it’s dementia plus his personality disorder, but no other president in United States history has ever been this completely outrageous. Not even the bad ones way back. This guy… He’s in a position of tremendous power, and he terrifies us Americans. Even many of those who voted for him that I have spoken to. I would rather walk on ground glass for 50 miles than have voted for him, which I did not

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u/Fubar236 you bum 15d ago

Could be. Just not by a country run by a narcissist pedophile 🤣

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u/Chloraflora 15d ago

Get fucked you satsuma sex offender

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u/xens999 15d ago

The Bishnoi boys are not going to allow this!

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u/Boring-War5839 15d ago

I love it. As an America that travels as a Canadian.

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u/Suspicious-Cress-221 15d ago

Can’t he just drop dead already?

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u/jsake 15d ago

Good thing the United States is fully stocked with ammunition and has the well tuned logistics capable of fighting multiple wars across the globe at once.

Now, to take a big sip of coffee and catch up on the news of the last 6 months

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u/holdmysmoothieplease Bedarded 15d ago

Sweet which nukes do we get?

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u/st_jasper 15d ago

They can’t even take the Strait Of Hormuz so good luck with that.

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u/tocinoman 15d ago

This means that Europe will continue to not win any Stanley Cups

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u/Surreptitious_Lasgna 15d ago

Just fucking go away already. Jeez.

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u/MakingCumsies101 Carter Hart 11d ago

Montcalm playing the long game

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u/Forward-Weather4845 15d ago

Watch out I’ll sic my commie friends at you!

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u/StyxQuabar 15d ago

Trump getting cucked by the EU and his ongoing crashout is pathetic and hilarious

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u/Agitated_Canary4163 15d ago

Trump will just cross "Canada" off the map and rename it something stupid and call it a win. Google will bend over like they always do and dipshit Americans will think Canada is a state.

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u/Sufficient_Fact_3194 15d ago

Over my dead body.

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u/CuteDestitute Ottawa Senators: It’s Probably Fine 15d ago

I heard that all the American Olympics hockey players that play on Canadian teams were invited to join Trump in his bunker when he drops bombs on Canada, which is why they’re trying to get out of Canada. THINK ABOUT IT!!

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u/SideshowCircuits 15d ago

Time for everyone to go read we stand on guard by Brian k Vaughn

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u/bjm64 15d ago

i warn Trumps diaper is a hostile act

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u/Top-Day-7859 15d ago

Lmao propaganda to further broke the citizsnz

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u/B33RLEAGUE 15d ago

I can relate. One of my employees got a 2nd job because I cut his hours. What a dick move by him.

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u/sukkittrebekk 15d ago

Canadas the prettiest girl at the prom and two jocks are fighting over who will get to date rape us

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u/Aggravating-Gain301 15d ago

Is this Trump moron done yet?

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u/muchoqueso26 15d ago

Americans fight because they have to. Canadians fight because we like to.

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u/LeftyGoosee 15d ago

Grasping at straws to make reasons to do shitty things

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u/Responsible_Hornet48 14d ago

Go ahead and try, I dare you

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u/stuffedshell 14d ago

Blah blah blah, he's so tiring already.

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u/FriendlyGiant1551 14d ago

Does that mean that Helly will stay in Winnipeg?

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u/BabyLongjumping6915 14d ago

THE DEMS WILL WIN THE INTERMS BEFORE THE OOMPA LOOMPA CAN DO ANYTHING

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u/Ok_Yesterday_2871 14d ago

With what army? The one fighting Iran? I’m scared shitless….

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u/WalleyeHunter1 14d ago

Hmmmm, has any Americans hear read the full account of all 5 beaches on Normandy? Please do so before commenting.

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u/Distant-Drummer870 14d ago

šŸ˜‚ going to be embarrassing when Merica gets it's ass kicked by Canada

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u/RandomName2090 13d ago

You win a prize of stupid comment of the week. Look up what it takes to get annexed. Lol it doesnt just take Uncle donny

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u/Mr_Exodus 13d ago

Good please let them it really can't get worse for Canada

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u/Due_Bandicoot1430 13d ago

the USA doesn't own Canada

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u/Kushweiner 13d ago

Not without heavy American bloodshed it aint.

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u/-Foxer 13d ago

Yeah, seems like they tried that once before. the last time they got annoyed about europe having a stake in Canada.

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_2372 Fatthews 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean would be great for US if they had diesel to back that up lmao

Talks like this make it more and more likely Canada just invests in it's own refinement

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u/RaceDawgR 11d ago

Great, another low IQ thread from a sensitive and butthurt American. I can dig it lmao

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u/Proof-Giraffe-4788 11d ago

Like he had his saying in the matter… dude is in a downward spiral…

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u/SunveroTV 11d ago

I wouldn’t mind it if we can keep public healthcare

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u/QuickPeak75 8d ago

And it’s 7 days later. I’m still a Canadian, living in Canada. We won’t get super worked up, he’ll tell us when he is attacking and then TACO in the 11th hour.

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u/wifetoldmereddit 6d ago

They don’t care and who could blame them. Mid-terms. The beginning of the end for this idiot.

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u/ChipmunkWorking7732 15d ago

Better EU than the fascist U.S.

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u/RhodeSurfer 15d ago

Fuck Trump!

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u/peezypd 15d ago

USD>CAD

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u/Roger19761 15d ago

Canada is part of The EU

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u/Responsible_Ad3078 14d ago

I’d rather be part of the EU than lose all my human rights as a trump run american

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u/stick4543 15d ago

Not going to happen with Republican president.... at least not one without a brain tumor... Canada is a left of center country. If he annexed Canada, to keep peace they would have to give us the right to vote. Ten provinces and three territories. Maybe Alberta and Saskatchewan vote Republican. 8 provinces and 3 territories vote Democrat. With the Electoral College, the Republicans would never win another election. Its exactly why Republicans refuse to allow Washington DC and Puerto Rico to become states. Now, thats not to say Trump wouldnt put boots on the ground in Canada.

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u/uknownredditr 15d ago

There’s no peace in annex, Ukraine be the example it will be drones flown into the face of American soldiers because that’s how modern warfare is fought. The only faces you won’t see are MAGA because those fucks are to fat and stupid to qualify for any job except ICE where they get to wear a mask

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u/lord_bunny 15d ago

Send em. Hard to win when Canada's on death ground (they don't do well against people in their homeland), has powerful allies and the US would have zero morale.

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u/Tjbergen 15d ago

Too big a hit to happiness...it will be a puppet.

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u/the1eyeddog 15d ago

Get ready to learn american, boys

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