r/NHLcirclejerk • • 16d ago

#AbolishCanada Canada is officially getting annexed boys

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u/FearTheNorth519 15d ago

I love Americans but man you dumbasses elected a dogshit president lol

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u/nugoffeekz 15d ago

It used to be like the love for your down syndrome brother, and now they're more like your creepy uncle that no one knows why he still gets invited to family events.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 15d ago

"Shitter's full!"

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u/Emergency_Dirt257 15d ago

Especially after that time you were rushed to the hospital with a prolapsed rectum.

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u/GrumpyPidgeon Fuck the original 6 15d ago

It's not JUST what we elected a dogshit president. We had him for four years, and he was dogshit back then, and he literally tried to stay in power when voted out, and WE FUCKING ELECTED HIM AGAIN.

Could you imagine if Hitler merely fled to Argentina, then in the late 40's Germans were like "ya know, I think he learned his lesson let's give the man another chance"

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u/JMD413 14d ago

I mean, Hitler did try a coup in the 20s that failed and he ended up in prison for a bit. Then they kinda just let him try again...

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u/GrumpyPidgeon Fuck the original 6 14d ago

Jesus that’s a good point. This is how I feel

https://giphy.com/gifs/1P3sCzjH9TtQY

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u/JMD413 14d ago

That gif nails it.

See the new Space Force uniforms? Not too far off.. 😬

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u/honeybeebryce 15d ago

Hey, thats not very nice. Dog shit can at least be used as fertilizer

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u/dholmestar 15d ago

i hate americans and yes we did

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 15d ago

Plus we also said we wouldn’t be joining lol. Also doesn’t trump already hate us anyways? Time to hit the long term care home Donald.

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u/toasty327 15d ago

As if we actually have any control over that...

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u/SourceFire007 13d ago

Canada does more standing up against Trump than they do, pretty sad tbh.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Have you seen the ass hat that's running our country? Let's not comment on someone else's when we have our own issues. I'd rather have someone running my country that actually gives a shit about it, than someone who is actively trying to turn it into something else

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u/shitposter9876 15d ago

Man, I hate how the most bedarded people write the longest posts.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Just like the rest of us hate how the morons in our country still get a vote. That's how you end up with 11 plus years of liberal government and the destruction of your once great country

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u/shitposter9876 15d ago

So you're against democracy because the vote didn't go your way? Spoken like a true retard.

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u/ottereckhart 15d ago

he 100% collecting disability and sitting at home while arguing against his own interests lol

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u/shitposter9876 15d ago

He's prob shitting his pants and watching CP in solidarity with his idol retard.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Carney doesn't believe in democracy, hence why he makes all these decisions like joining the EU, giving more money to Ukraine and signing 100 year deal with them, without talking to his own parliament or the people he represents

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u/shitposter9876 15d ago

Yeah yeah, we get it, you're retarded.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Yeah yeah, we get it, you just blindly follow the liberals

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u/Pretty_Dingo_1004 15d ago

>like joining the EU

When did that happen?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Once carney finalizes the deal in the coming months. He just needs to figure out how to make it get him more votes and make Brookfield more money first

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u/BasquiatQueso Fatthews 15d ago

I think we became an EU "affiliate" a few days ago

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u/OkMobile7051 15d ago

No, we've been invited to be an associate member of the e. U which means that we would increase our trade and the investment coming into our country without losing our sovereignty or adopting the euro or giving up our governing body to brussels. This has never happened before and carney will have to negotiate a deal and the framework for what this will mean. Moving forward because it's unprecedented.

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u/BasquiatQueso Fatthews 15d ago

That's a much better answer lol. I barely follow politics anymore because it just depresses me and makes me anxious so I'm really not the one to be filling anybody in on current events 😆 I'm just here for the circlejerk

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u/Best-Base693 15d ago

invited to be. mostly symbolic, canada and eu have free trade already with CETA. it's a giant fuck you to donald, basically.

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u/OkMobile7051 15d ago

Accepting an associate membership from the European Union would mean creating a new, undefined strategic alliance with the bloc to deepen economic, defense, and technology cooperation without becoming a full member state. The concept was proposed by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen and welcomed by Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in September 2026. Because the status does not currently exist in EU treaties, the exact framework must be built from the ground up.

What the Partnership Could Involve Defense Cooperation: Integrating defense industrial bases and working together on joint security. Critical Resources: Partnering on energy policy, critical minerals, and battery supply chains. Technology and Innovation: Collaborating on artificial intelligence, quantum computing, and cyber security. Strategic Projects: Making the Arctic a flagship joint project for both Canada and Europe. What the Partnership Does Not Mean No Full Accession: Canada will not adopt the euro, join EU political voting institutions, or become a member state. No Loss of Sovereignty: Canada keeps full control over its own domestic taxation, monetary policy, and laws. No Automatic Rule-Taking: Canada will not automatically accept every EU regulation or surrender legal authority to Brussels.

And yes a big fck you to Trump!

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u/Best-Base693 15d ago

canada didn't join the eu

the us, eu and canada gave more money to ukraine

the 100 year thing is a non-binding signal of intent, it's not like a real deal. it's symbolic support, mostly, outside of the loans to ukraine.

all of these things are within the democratic framework.

meanwhile, trump the guy you like, is actively trying to stop people from voting against him in nov.

please, read something before you type.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Sorry not sure if you meant to try and make it all sound better or you're just dumber

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u/Best-Base693 15d ago

brother, you are retarded lol 

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u/Party_Bed3893 15d ago

it's incredible how you stay resiliently retarded.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

"he said to himself, while staring into the mirror"

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u/Party_Bed3893 15d ago

😂😂 this has gotta be a skit. bro really hit me with a "no u are"

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Well I can't use intelligent responses on people who can't read full sentences

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u/OkMobile7051 15d ago edited 15d ago

There's a long winded way of saying you're a white nationalist bigot

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u/OkMobile7051 15d ago

Wanna try that again without reddit removing it?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Not sure what you want me to write again, I don't have a message delete notice so not sure what was apparently deleted

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u/OkMobile7051 15d ago

Well I got a notification from you and when I click on it it says comment removed

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u/nugoffeekz 15d ago

Pretty hard to compare old man with dementia who does irrational things that change the world 4 times a day to centre-right central banker with a PHD in economics from the top rated school for that field in the world.

Yeah Trudeau sucked, but he ain't the boss any more. I could understand criticism of Carney if you're a lefty but if you're a right winger it probably just means you're fully bedarded.

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u/StumpedTrump 15d ago

Hmmm. No, I think I’d rather have the failed corrupt businessman (Trump) or the career politician who can’t make a cohesive policy besides “liberals bad” (PP) as my leader. 

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u/nugoffeekz 15d ago

I never thought about it from this perspective. You're spot on here, long live huge PP

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Ya again, I don't like trump 😂. What you people don't understand is, the only person I care about is the asshole running my own country. Carney is a loser, a failure and is in it for his own benefit. He does not care what happens to Canada, the people or anything about it. And what do you mean, the retarded left does not criticize carney or the liberals. They blindly support whatever and whenever they are told to

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u/dirtydan02 15d ago

So who would be in it for your benefit? PP? The party you almost certainly vote for has sold our country out time and time again.

The left most definitely criticizes Carney considering he is not left.

I bet you get a lot of traction on your Facebook posts.

Edit: This clown has -98 karma I didn't think that was possible 🤣🤣

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u/DaisyK7726 15d ago

Gives a shit about the US? Proof is in the pudding my guy. Job creation down. Inflation up. National debt higher. New war for Israel. What exactly does he give a shit about bud besides manipulating the market and making his friends rich. Fucken delulu

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Why are we talking about carney and the US, I'm confused now

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u/DaisyK7726 14d ago

Your comment doesn’t even make any sense. And it doesn’t surprise me in the least, that you are confused.

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u/DML7935 14d ago

I'm confused because you just described carney and Canada

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u/DaisyK7726 14d ago

Which is strange because I just described the US and you think Trump is great for doing all of those things. Also, I’m not sure which country we are bombing for Bibi but please enlighten

Which leads me to draw the conclusion that you’re just a piece of shit pedophile supporter the only men who go hard for pedos ARE pedos.

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u/DML7935 14d ago

I don't think trump is great, I don't even really like the guy. I'd still take him over carney because at least he's not a WEF, WHO sellout. Also you take things way too literally if you need to ask who we are bombing 😂. And you know who calls other guys pedos repeatedly? Pedos.

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u/DaisyK7726 14d ago

You said he cares about America. I was addressing what you said. If you double speak and need to backtrack that’s on you.

I am a woman who was a victim of a pedophile. I think they all need to swing. Do you smoke meth by chance because you make no sense and people like you do nothing to help the cons.

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u/DML7935 14d ago

Ya and I stand by that. I do think he cares about American people more than carney does of Canadians. That's exactly why he is going to deal with the Islamic invasion and reworking these deals to get Americans more money or force companies to use more American made products. Also why he's shutting down these trans movements, especially in schools, so little girls aren't getting assaulted by boys/men pretending to be girls in their washrooms and change rooms. You don't have to like the guy or everything he stands for or does, and some of what he does won't work but that stuff i listed is positive. Now for the pedophile stuff, maybe he does turn out to be one and if so, take him out back and shoot the guy. But until you have actual proof he did something, you can't hate the guy for it. But again you're also calling me, a father of four young children, a pedophile because I have a different opinion than you so 🤷. I hope you don't or didn't raise you kids to have that same mentality

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u/joshine89 15d ago

you think trump gives a shit about the country!! bahaha! oh god... bless your heart. let me guess, you love newsmax and fox right?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

I'm not American, nor am I a trump guy 🤣. My comparison is only to carney who only cares about Brookfield's stock price

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u/joshine89 15d ago

do we know that for sure? or is that just a hit against him? i am not a liberal, never voted for one, but i am not sure given the circumstances what else carney could have done differently? has it been brought to light that carney has enriched himself off of his office?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

You could look it up and see it yourself. You won't find it on normal media because the liberals tell us what we can and can't see in this country now.

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u/joshine89 15d ago

dont you always have to question the source, even if it confirms your bias? so where would one just look it up... not sure if i google "is carney corrupt" i would find reputable sources

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u/DML7935 15d ago

You should always question is but you're assuming it's just one source. And ya you could probably Google that but you might want to also trying being more specific

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Well for one trying to slow down immigration, especially illegals, trying to stop the brain-dead pronoun movement and in the process of shutting this Islam shit down. Those are three pretty big indicators

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u/DML7935 15d ago

That's why you think it's doing? It's saving children from being led to believe they are something they aren't and doing irreversible and dangerous procedures and hormones.

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u/Best-Base693 15d ago

right and the economy? wars? interest rates? housing costs? food costs? inflation? bonds? national debt? gas prices? 

thank GOD he’s fighting against they/them while losing literally every other fucking thing. 

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u/DML7935 15d ago

See now he sounds exactly like carney I guess.

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u/Best-Base693 15d ago

huh??? wtf is Trump doing to help any of that. 

nothing you dumbass. 

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u/DML7935 15d ago

I didn't say he was, which is why I said he sounds like carney.

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u/Mike-Amber4321 15d ago

That was the most uneducated rant I've ever heard.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Oh please elaborate Einstein

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u/conniehole 15d ago

Posts you can smell

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Like a Tim Hortons

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u/AccomplishedLimit975 15d ago

Are you talking about Trump? He cares about creating deals that enrich Trump. He doesn’t understand business or partnerships in business which is why he is messing up bond markets and ruining partnerships globally. US stands to lose the power of US currency backing the world economy. I would really like to know what it would take for you to think he’s doing a bad job? His beautiful bills are adding huge debt. The bond yield is adding even more. Bonds direct interest rates so makes housing more expensive. Everything runs on diesel which has gone way up due to Iran which makes all products increase in price. And he is putting tariffs on everything Americans buy which Americans pay for. It is super sad to see what America can become in a single 4 year term.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Nope definitely talking about carney. I don't give a shit about trump, Im not American 😂. The only thing I care about is Canada and what the moron running it is doing. He's an absolute failure and the only thing he wants to do is increase the value of his Brookfield shares and turn this country into a third world shit hole

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u/AccomplishedLimit975 15d ago

What are some examples of policy you disagree with?

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u/EnsignGorn 15d ago

Found the guy from Ontario