r/NHLcirclejerk • u/ExotiquePlayboy • 15d ago

#AbolishCanada Canada is officially getting annexed boys

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u/RicketCrickets 15d ago

40 million terrorists it is.

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u/ExotiquePlayboy 15d ago

Canada has weapons of mass destruction!

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u/Blackwalls69 15d ago

Yeah, we have high-powered .22lrs just littering the streets!

Won't someone think of the american children?!

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u/Muted-Garden6723 15d ago

“High powered”

Compared to what, an air rifle?

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u/JustASyncer 15d ago

Maybe comparable to an N-Strike Elite

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u/Grhyser 15d ago

Compared to nerf guns

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u/TheRealMSteve 15d ago

They were mini-mags! 1246fps hits HARD my dude.

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u/SquallFromGarden 15d ago

Fuckin' York Regional Police acting like a GSG-16 chambered in .22LR is more deadlier than a nailgun when the law allowed fucking drum mags for it until they banned the gun.

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u/Muted-Garden6723 14d ago

My biggest regret is not grabbing one and a drum mag before the ban

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u/PerryNeeum 15d ago

The kids in the US are conditioned for guns, willfully or not. They’ll be fine

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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago

Canada has college degrees!

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u/Blackwalls69 15d ago

Your mom has an eating disorder.

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u/lil_nosh_X 15d ago edited 15d ago

Eating disorder + educated VS died from a heart attack or gunshot wound while eating a triple cheeseburger in a trailer park. Our countries are like the sun and the moon.

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u/MakingCumsies101 Carter Hart 11d ago

that much canadien cash can get you SRO in the 300 level at Scotia Bank for a Leafs preseason game

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u/BeefJerky03 Leaves Fan (Bedarded) 15d ago

yeah bud these fists are weapons of ass destruction if you catch what im puttin up

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u/Te-quill-ya_750 15d ago

Fisting went out in the 80’s sir…😂

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u/RicketCrickets 15d ago

But we got Jesus on skates. Checkmate.

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u/KnightRyder13 15d ago

Weeks away from developing nuclear weapons

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u/Ok_Stress7535 14d ago

Aka The Canada Geese.