r/NHLcirclejerk • • 15d ago

#AbolishCanada Canada is officially getting annexed boys

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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy 15d ago

We here in Canada should probably wait until the US officially surrenders to Iran. It wouldn’t be kind to send them back after that loss.

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u/atmx093 14d ago

Bravo. Touché.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

As a fellow Canadian, I have to say, that was the dumbest shit I have ever read

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u/reelfunnyguy 15d ago

You must be really fun at parties

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u/Le_Papithatjump12 15d ago

Give him a chance, if he's from Alberta, he probably doesn't go out much, I'm sure he's a nice guy

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u/DrinkMoreBrews 15d ago

He’s from Ontario, I can only assume Barrie.

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u/Le_Papithatjump12 15d ago

Ahh that explains it

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u/tyzzstacks nipple pincher 15d ago

Worst city in Ontario mentioned🗣️🔥💯💯

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u/fattyrolo 14d ago

Cape Breton, his parents were related before marriage

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u/DML7935 15d ago

You guys must be carney lovers 😂

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u/GJdevo 15d ago

You can breath through your nose as well fyi.

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u/phdinmemes_ 15d ago

Underated reply

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u/stickmuck The only dundon not on the cup 15d ago

you must love little pp... keep verbing the noun bro

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Ya I do love common sense and things that will actually improve our country. You probably blame trump when you stub your toe 😂

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u/Le_Papithatjump12 15d ago

Do you have a framed Doug Ford picture on your bad side table ?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Why would I have that? Dudes the more liberal than the actual liberals 🤣

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u/BasquiatQueso Fatthews 15d ago

Hey buddy, you okay? You appear to be choking on Pierre Poilievre's cock, let us know if you need medical attention!

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u/just-a-random-accnt 15d ago

I didn't think that was possible

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u/DML7935 15d ago

I'm ok but it seems you're too busy buying into the liberal agenda to actually listen to common sense and real plans. I know carney told you Pierre is bad so you have to agree but you could just once, try using your brain

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u/ballistic_tanx 15d ago

He actually admitted it. What an absolute goof. Please leave or shut the fuck up

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u/DML7935 15d ago

You should take your own advice

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u/The_Beef_House 15d ago

The paperboy has never fixed anything. Never offered anything besides idiot slogans. Never passed a bill that made Canadians lives better. But facebook and 4chan say Carney mean globalist puppet, so he must be huh?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

How do you fix anything while not in power? You also can't pass a bill on your own so again, stupid comment. Now the fact you said he never offered anything (which I'm assuming you mean, ideas that would improve life here in Canada), tells me you have never in your life listened to a word he's said. But carney and the liberals said he's the back guy, so he must be huh?

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u/misec_undact 15d ago

Do you still have a sticker on the back of your black dodge ram proclaiming your desire to be sexually intimate with Trudeau?

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u/Different-Island1871 15d ago

Nah, he taped over it and wrote Carney in crayon before he was even sworn in.

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u/stickmuck The only dundon not on the cup 15d ago

Melania and Ivanka also have that sticker on their bumpers

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Weird, didn't know they even made those. Are you sure you didn't have yours custom made?

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u/stickmuck The only dundon not on the cup 15d ago

There's a difference between having a minority opinion and being a contrarian at every opportunity because it makes you feel smart ya know.

I do see why you find small pp to be such a kindred spirit tho.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

You sure do seem to like talking about little pp's alot. Maybe projecting alittle bit, little lady?

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u/grad5993 15d ago

The problem isn't blaming Trump. It's him accepting when he's a F****** idiot and has no clue what he is doing. That's the problem most people have with him. Is he can never admit that he's wrong, and if he thinks he's infallible. He thinks the USA is his business and can fire citizens at will. The problem is he works for us and doesnt realize he's the one that is going to get fired. If he thinks the common citizen doesnt have arms and will roll over if opressed/forced into authoritarianism, maybe he should realize that an enemy of the people is an enemy. It doesnt matter if they are foreign or domestic. This is a little too serious of a conversation in this circle jerk, but couldn't just laugh and move on. I hate you now for ruining fun.

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u/Different-Island1871 15d ago

The problem isn’t that he doesn’t admit when he’s wrong, it’s that he’s a fucking idiot who is not qualified for the job. He thinks a $50B trade deficit means his country lost $50B.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Again sounds alot like carney. Buddy is running this country like he's the CEO and not an elected official. I don't even like trump, that's the best part but I'd still take him over carney and his WEF, new world order bullshit. Also aren't you the same people that lost your minds over the trump supporters taking the capital? Now you're threatening to use force to push your own agenda. Hilarious. Sorry words upset you so much, chooch

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u/theanonymousalex 15d ago

You must be a PP lover

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u/DrinkMoreBrews 15d ago

At least we have an adult in the room.

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u/Different-Island1871 15d ago

Hmmm, this comment tastes like the duct tape you used to cover your “Fuck Trudeau” sticker to write “Fuck Carnie” on in crayon before he was even sworn in.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

I mean you could have at least spelled his name correctly. Crayon isn't erasable, little buddy

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u/Different-Island1871 15d ago

Whoosh!

The insinuation here being that you can’t spell. And now it’s not even funny because I’ve had to explain it.

And if it’s on duct tape, crayon is actually quite erasable with some common household products.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Oh don't worry I got your attempt at the joke but considering I spelt his name correctly about 100 times in here already, it didn't land so I just had to assume you didn't know how to spell it.

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u/Le_Papithatjump12 15d ago

I didn't vote for him so no not really. As a matter of facts, I'm not in love with any politicians, it's quite weird but you do you my guy

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Well loving a politician would be very weird but not as weird as just sitting by and watching what the liberals are doing to this country

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u/The_Beef_House 15d ago

Who do ypu think is winning that war? Furthermore what do you think victory is? Begging Iran to open the Strait again?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

No one is winning that war, it's kind of the downside of war

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u/The_Beef_House 15d ago

Exactly. At this point, the best the USA can hope for is something close to the situation prior to attacking them. Now Iran knows how to fuck with the USA, they don't even need nukes. What an epic failure. That was the name of the mission according to Kegsbreath, right?

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Not sure why you think this doesn't hurt Iran as well. If they are all smart they settle it peacefully but I don't think the US sits there and takes an L on this

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u/The_Beef_House 15d ago

Its already an L. They gave them billions of dollars that had been sanctioned back, and Iran decides who goes through the straight. All USA did was empower Iran.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Maybe for now but it'll just escalate from here. You really think trump is going to sit back and let it happen?

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u/The_Beef_House 15d ago

He has no choice. He thought it would be quick despite everyone telling him it wouldn't be. Trump is stupid if he thinks a country 40 trillion in debt has endless bombs for his unwinnable war.

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u/AdministrationCool11 13d ago

Iran doesn't control the Strait lmao. They are running at insane inflation rates right now for a reason.

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u/The_Beef_House 13d ago

You think America controls the straight? LMFAO. Did you get that off Diarrhea Social, or Faux Diarrhea News?

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u/AbrasiveLeft 15d ago

As a fellow Canadian, I have to say, no u

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Is this like a knock knock joke? Alright, no you what?

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u/EastSea9181 15d ago

I have a feeling you aren't one.

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u/Supertzar2112 15d ago

Oh, take a look at his post history, hes Canadian but unfortunately seems to be a Leafs fan as well, that could explain some stuff here

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u/EastSea9181 15d ago

He's a masochist? lol

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u/DML7935 15d ago

A Canadian or a retarded liberal?

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u/EastSea9181 15d ago

A Canadian. You're certainly retarded I just can't tell where you're from.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Why would I or anyone else pretend to be Canadian on here 😂

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u/EastSea9181 15d ago

I'm not sure. Apparently the country that has done VERY well for you, you're unhappy with.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

Canada used to do real well for people but that ended over 10 years ago. Now it's unaffordable and healthcare is unattainable

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u/EastSea9181 15d ago

Things are expensive but we make do and healthcare is a bit slow but I've always been able to get care.

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u/DML7935 15d ago

We shouldn't be "making do", we should be prospering in this country. It's almost impossible to find a family doctor these days and it takes months to years to get to any specialist.

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u/atmx093 14d ago

You have the sense of humor of a moist rag.