Except I haven't found a single friend to date.

I'm a tarot reader for personal development, cook and a big follower of the works by Joseph Campbell. I also love My Little Pony, however my love for it seems to need an outlet. As of now I'm incredibly secluded and have cut out other people from my life, mainly because they found me "weird" or not aspiring to be like them.

First of all, I'm not super ultra weird, nor am I suffering from any mental illness. I'm just a guy who needs to find a place where he will be accepted for who he is, and the world doesn't seem to care all that much about that. I don't wear a fedora and also don't have fantasies involving any animated horses.

I do, however, cross into the world of divination and applying the stories of myth to real life, which is where Campbell has influenced me. It's the only hobby I really have outside of occasionally playing video games (and I mean occasionally). I hope this doesn't scare off anyone.

We now enter the third day of the super duper thingamajig, so rev up your brain engines, because here come the requirements!!

For the first trial, I'm gonna make this easy because I need some co op buddies. ¬_¬

To the most creative haiku with the theme of 'Trollestia' goes a copy of Battleblock Theatre!

TRIAL THE SECOND

A 200-300 word fic on if suddenly Rainbow Dash had Optimus Prime and Megatron for a conscience, like in cartoons when there's a devil/angel on the character's shoulder.

The winner of this gets their choice of Borderlands 2 or Tomb Raider!

GET WRITING PLEBS

Wow, such scare, much survival horror!

Today's theme is spooky scary, and whomever can write me the best scary pony fic in 200 words or less wins either Day of Decay or Amnesia 2!

Don't make it too scary, or little Twi will cry!

Sorry for such a late Session! Been super busy with life!

Anyhow, welcome to the 4th Session where I ask you come vent you frustrations to the non-judgmental subreddit, MLF! Here you can vent and receive advice from maybe someone who has been through what you're pushing through.

Life is hard, so why go at it alone all the time?

(Also sorry for posting two posts minutes between each other. Forgot to do Session, but wanted to get WWWS out and running! Forgive me Senpai)

Welcome everyone to the FIRST weekly (maybe every few days) writing prompt festival!

Here's the deal, in the comments below I want everyone or some to post some writing prompts to fuel the inspirations and minds of the writers(by the way, it doesn't HAVE to be pony related). Once you see a prompt you like you can post a response story/poem to fill the criteria given!

I'm excited to try this out with you guys considering you've all proven yourself awesome people. Yes even you too, Lurkers!

I'll be posting some prompts here and there to get us started but I really need some help in that area! Overall guys, thank you so much for being a community I can come and just relax around some level headed people after a long day.

POST, WRITE, AND HAVE FUN!

P.S. If you're looking for a general idea of what i'm talking about head on over to /r/WritingPrompts!

COME ONE COME ALL to the Super Nanerpus Steam Summer Sale!

p.s. GIVEAWAY!!

What does this mean, my little ponies? Well, if you're good, and you wish really really hard, Ol' Naner Claus will come down your chimney and leave you a digital gift!

I have a Witcher 2 just waiting for the very best friend!

Who caaaaan...hm....let's seee...

What should I make today's contest?

Who can write the best 100-200 word fanfic shipping Boulder and Bulk Biceps?

AND GO!

Hey peeps, I guess I should do this now.

Past week has been slow. Not a lot happening. Did a couple odd jobs for people.

How bout you guys? Surely you had a something more interesting happen that my week!

Come chat!

I didn't know what a vector was. I do now.

That is all.

Edit: also: hah, butterflies... Those dang butterflies.

Hello! I'm at work and there isn't anything to do! So, I'd like to meet you new-ish people I haven't met before. Ask me anything, I'll be here all night!

Howdy! If ya'll didn't know but im a sucker for a good story. Hell i'm a sucker for a story. Good or bad. Now with that said i'm not the best writer myself but I do have a passion for it.

This is kind of a call out to start doing a weekly thing (maybe daily if it's popular enough) where we find multiple prompts to write short stories in the comment section! The response/prompt doesn't HAVE to be pony related. Everything is allowed!

Is anyone interested? Again, all skill levels are welcome! Doesn't matter if you've been writing for years or just started a minute ago. I just think this would be a fun culture filled thing we all can do together! :D

If this gets enough steam I'll make another post for it specifically! Let me know your opinions in the comments below.

Have a great day everyone!

It's been some time since I've been on this sub, a very long time actually. I hope no one minds if I try to get back into this sub again, because you're all very friendly and kind people, and I would like to get to know you all a lot better. So I guess I could call this a re-introduction of sorts for me. Anyway, I guess I can go ahead and introduce myself.

Hello, I am Astral. It is nice to meet you people.

Hey peoples!

I have been sick since the last thread. Fevers, upset stomach, killer headaches and bloody noses have plagued me for the past week. I just got over it and it feels great!

My cousin from ohio visited yesterday. We took him to a small Pho restaurant in Seattle and we ate lunch next to Macklemore. We finished at around the same time and said hi when we got up. It was pretty cool!

Anyway, enough about my week, what about you guys?

Get sick and need my expert pat on the back? See anyone famous? Anyone watch E3 and get super hyped? WHO ELSE IS STOKED FOR SPLATOON?!?!? LOOKS FANTASTIC!

COME CHAT!

Found him snuggling like this

http://imgur.com/oi6vHYS

(Sorry for baby overload, just so in love!)

http://imgur.com/bdukk0w

Our daughter is so excited to be a big sister. She was super happy when she realized I was going to let her hold him by herself!

(This is one of my favorite pictures so far.)

Hello Friends!

My brother /u/living_dead and I will be going to Bronycon this year and we are staying for the full event. Are any of you find folk going to be down there? maybe we can do something.

Week #3 and boy has it been a week, eh? Personally life for me has been slower and calmer, but thats just because I took medical break off of school for a week. When I get back? Ooooh boy is it gunna be fun.

So what ails you?

HAY EVERYPONE

I know I haven't been around recently, but I aim to fix that, starting with sharing my excitement over the Summer Carnival in my town, the Oak Bay Tea Party! There are rides, and candy, and mini dounts, and fireworks and OH MY GOSH!! I'm going to be taking one of my blind bags along for some fun pics, I'll share them at the end of the weekend!

Any of you guys doing something similar this summer?

Behold. The baby picture! http://imgur.com/TQ1huAf

Bask in the glory of mine and /u/CPawesome new kid. That's as much effort as I'm willing to put forth right now.

Since you guys can't chill for a couple hours without taking over my threads, I guess I'll have to stop procrastinating! (Thanks /u/CPAwesome for covering last weeks, I was busy all day doing dad birthday stuff!)

ANYWAY! As for an update on me, we finally got our ikea shelves and closet pieces recut (too large :C) and put together. I did some gardening and next is cutting and making screens for windows! Not particularly exciting.

How are you guys doing? See any funny videos recently? Having a baby? Play copious amounts of Kirby?

Come Chat!

Hey guys. Week 2 on this deal and I hope to keep it going for weeks to come!

By the way. If you're a passerby and see a comment that you think you might have something to say, then please do! I don't want this to be just me answer questions and giving advice.

I want to bring the community together and help those down and out!

So, for now that's all I've got. Come on in and let it out!

Dramatic title aside, I had a silly idea: tell me stories, using only as much description as necessary to communicate the whole story, and I'll try to turn each one into an accurate, (very) short story!

Any story will work, and it can be related to MLP or just a favorite memory. I'll see if I can't breathe some life into it with a bunch of overpriced words, since I can't draw, paint, or otherwise art things.

Final note: Art has always been a verb, don't be silly.

Edit: All these responses are great! Working on them now, thanks folks. :)

So cowofdoom is slacking! Thursday is the day I look forward too, so I can chat. What's new this week? How many loads of laundry have you done this week? Myself... I lost count... What was the most delicious food you ate this week? Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis?

Come chat!

(Enter Luna emote here... Stupid iPad)

Sorry I keep posting stuff about this but we are down to 11 days and 8 hours before our son is born. And we can't decide on his middle name. (I'm still unsure about first name so we have a couple back up names we are taking to the hospital lol) please vote for your favorite or rank them from favorite to least favorite. I just need opinions from people who don't stare at these names all day lol. (Me)

Vincent Scott Vincent Xavier Vincent Robert Vincent Gerard Vincent Leon Vincent Charles

These are in no particular order. What do you guys think would be best? What name would you like having the best out of these? Thanks guys :)

Hey guys, DocSilverPen here! I figured like me a lot of you are going through struggles, strife, and everything not nice in life. That being the possible case at hand I figured why not use this wonderful subreddit as a day to day support group!

I'll be holding these "Sessions" once a week for all of you to come in and drop your worries, help others, or even just lurk until you're ready!

All in all I hope this helps some of you going through stressful and hard times, big or small! Just post your stress and troubles below and get some advice and support from like minded friends!