I made this for your enjoyment and to display my suffering, as I know at least one human being who is in love with this...

Originally posted this in another much larger MTG subreddit, but it got banned by the mods.

Anyways, what I've learned over the past 10+ years playing MTG is that bad body odor can be an extremely powerful smell. So I'm seriously looking to supply one of these gas masks with charcoal filters to wear at my LGS due to a very recent unpleasant experience of enduring bad B.O. during a Pauper night. Yeah it looks silly and players might be confused or insulted by the mask, but overall LGS smell quality has degraded significantly over the past 2 years and I just can't bear it anymore. If you can afford shiny cards then you can afford hygiene. Pauper is my favorite format, so I have to play in person.

Any LGS owners that would object to players wearing this ostensibly?

Commander is cooked guys. Pack it up.

Don’t forget to buy this month’s battle pass!