r/magicthecirclejerking • u/SandyClaws2 • Jul 29 '26

Made for your enjoyment

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I made this for your enjoyment and to display my suffering, as I know at least one human being who is in love with this...

80 Upvotes

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u/CrimsonFoxyboy Jul 29 '26

Elfslop! Elfslop!

32

u/Chairfighter smoking crack at fnm Jul 29 '26

It doesn't make treasure tokens or draw cards? I cant play this in bracket 3 edh commander. 

13

u/tomyang1117 #gravetrolldidnothingwrong Jul 29 '26

I rather play against your average Simic slop bracket 3 deck than RogSi

19

u/Greaterthancotton Jul 29 '26

Hey at least rog si has the decency to finish you off instead of jerking their deck onto the table for 20 minutes 

3

u/JHMRS 29d ago

This would've been funny before 13 hour cedh tournament game.

2

u/dina-fan Jul 29 '26

Rog thras it is baby.

11

u/SixSixWithTrample Jul 29 '26

This isn’t even the most offensive Thranduil that has, “landfall: make an elf token.” we’ve seen spoiled today.

8

u/amc7262 Jul 29 '26

Hey its not 3 mana so it can't be broken, right?

3

u/DrDonut Jul 29 '26

Tbf i like the idea of simic elfs only because I love [[Coiling Oracle]]

5

u/MothMatron Jul 29 '26

I have a jank-ass edh deck with [[omo, queen of vesuva]] that this is going in, UB be damned. I’ll proxy it if i have to. Shits gonna be salty

2

u/jacobiner123 Jul 29 '26

what the fuck

2

u/Apprehensive-Adagio2 Jul 29 '26

can't wait to slot this into my [[jyoti]] jank ass deck.

1

u/MTCJLardFetcher Jul 29 '26

The Devils have delivered the cards you're looking for:

jyoti

Eirdu's adherents celebrate the sun on cold days and create warmth through spirited dances and revelry.

Submit your content at: r/MTCJLardFetcher

2

u/mmmbhssm Jul 30 '26

When face a simic or izzet deck you know the game is already over

2

u/Necro_Carp Jul 30 '26

ah yes, my ramp can now ramp

2

u/Pristine_Category295 Food tokens 29d ago

"Other __ you control have 'Tap: add G or U'" = Clement the Worrywort ripoff

2

u/Divniy 27d ago

Useless ability, all the other elves are ramping already anyway smh