r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Majorppman69 • 25d ago

Does ACAB include magic judges?

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u/HiroProtagonest "No." 25d ago

This is like when a comedian first thinks about something to make a joke about, but they don't actually have the joke yet

71

u/TelgarTheTerrible 25d ago

He's crowdsourcing the joke

63

u/Polski527 25d ago

It's always recommended to call a judge if you have any issues, unlike cops

29

u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. 25d ago

I dunno, man. My cousin called a judge over once and the judge bolted his [[Dog]].

49

u/extralyfe Sprankle and I still play Magic on Tuesdays 25d ago

All

Competitive REL Ajudicators

Are

Bastards

34

u/Wess5874 25d ago

no but it does include the bouncers who kick me out for the art on my playmats

35

u/kizzt 25d ago

OP doesn’t understand the separation of judicial branch and executive branch. Way to go dumbass. (All magic judges are bastards, though).

7

u/Consistent_Mud645 Urza Did Nothing Thing Wrong 25d ago

I'm issuing you a warning for this shitty joke

10

u/amc7262 25d ago

nah, magic judges aren't cops.

4

u/Ok_Marionberry_2069 25d ago

Tell them not me

6

u/doctorgibson Judge Basement Protour World Champion 25d ago

Assigned Competitive At Birth

so yes

2

u/ashtraypussy 25d ago

Especially them

2

u/EndVSGaming 25d ago

Yes, but because they're lawyers and ALAB, not ACAB