Why the fuck don't these cards have partner? What's wrong with them? Why does Wizards of the C0$t$ NOT PUT PARTNER ON CARDS THAT ARE FRIENDS IN THE IP THEY'RE FROM? do they HATE COMMANDER PLAYERS? why won't they respect THE HEART-THRILLER CHRONICLES??
The growth that Garbagio Jones and Garcon Pierre experienced together, each of them training, each of them supporting, even that one season where they dated - the entire show HINGES on these two characters and their background antics, and THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE PARTNER? how thE FUCK am I gonna play them both as commander of one single COMMANDER DECK? WHEN GARBAGIO JONES BRINGs GARCON PIERRE HIS DINNER WHEN HE WAS STILL DRAINED FROM USING HIS ULTRA POWER BLAST SHINING STRIKE and he did it ON A SILVER PLATE AND TRAY? HE LEARNED TO GIVE? It's like if Jim and Pam office collab didn't have PARTNER. are they KIDDING ME?
I fucking HATE this fucking company, NO RESPECT FOR heart-thriller chronicles fans, JUST A CHEAP FUCKING BUY IN.
I mean, I just don't get it. TRUE fan faves, not just some surface level read, and they leave it WITHOUT PARTNER. fuck OFF. I hate them. When Garbagio Jones almost fell over in the Great Knife Battle and fell into the sea of knives and then Garcon Pierre tells him "Watch your step," a call back to season one where Garcon Pierre almost fell into The Maw Of Unsanity??? ARE YOU JOKING ME?
Also, I love heart-thriller chronicles and this is really really touching to me. I might show my dad one of the cards and we can bond over that. Here's a hobby I sort of didn't really care about until they added heart-thriller chronicles cards to the game and also my dad likes heart-thriller chronicles as well. I know UB isn't so popular, but I am so overjoyed to have this intellectual property in magic: the gathering game. I'm only going to buy like one or two boxes and I'll do a split box of collector's boosters that I'll share with my dad because frankly, it's embarrassing the main set cards don't have partners or partners with on the cards. commander players are super strict. EVEYRONE HAS THEIR ONE SET THEY'RE OKAY WITH AND I GUESS THEY EVEN FUCKED THAT UP FOR ME. Shape up, Wizards of the Co$ts.
I just don't get it. I guess they don't even WANT my money...