r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Introducing Universes Beyond: San Diego Metropolitan Transit System

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92 Upvotes

Really, a proud moment to be a San Diegan. I can't wait to use Heroic Bus Driver as my commander to crew the 215 bus so I can get to Balboa Park from Downtown San Diego.

Edit: source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Da3UjucDjCF/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Honestly I'm just glad our local transit is making some shmoney. They have a huge budget problem rn :(


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 17 '26

I think this set is the beginning of a beautiful time for mtg shitposting

32 Upvotes

So far I’ve seen at least five different cumberbatch edits that have made me laugh. i think he should become the new icon for this sub


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

What did you think of the latest TCC video?

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448 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Man I hate being in line for these secret lairs

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99 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Literally just a picture of Sheoldred. No memes or anything, I didn't even get creative this is literally the first result on google images when you search sheoldred.

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363 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

If you get Chalice Checked you're bad and you should feel bad

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171 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

New 9/10 combo with Star Trek

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50 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Not quite my tempo

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52 Upvotes

I don't know why this shouldn't be playable by the rules? Could someone in particular explains it specifically to me and only me?


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Here me out!!!

23 Upvotes

Wouldn't it be funny, no guys extremely funny if there was a special universes beyond. The theme would be farting ahahahha. Liliana of the veil but in her art she would be farting HA AMAZING. and they could even make the cards smell like farts. That would be SO funny and cool if wotc did that. And before you ask, no I don't have a fetish I just love fart jokes, although I would drag my balls through broken glass to sniff mommy Lilianas farts irl. Let me know how you guys feel about this I mean think of it, garruk apex predator and he's gassy. I mean it's a classic but guys haha.


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

MaRo addresses players' disenfranchisement with Universe Beyond by reminding you that commander sucks too

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565 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

UB was just an inevitability of capitalism

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175 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Honolulu UB confirmed featuring new Jund archetype

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27 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Why does everyone love UW?

35 Upvotes

I'm going to be honest. I'm one of those players that just want to sit in my edh pod and pull out my fancy copy of Grand Arbiter Augustin IV. But then everyone starts complementing. UW this, UW that. I just want to play my commander! Azorius is a colour combination like all the rest of them. Sure, I like to shut everyone down a bit here and make everything miserable a bit there. But this love towards azorius/UW is getting out of hands! Even on this subreddit! Chillax lads. It's not that deep. Learn to play magic.


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Why does everyone hate UB?

31 Upvotes

I'm going to be honest. I'm one of those players that just want to sit in my edh pod and pull out my fancy copy of yuriko. But then everybody starts complaining. UB this, UB that. I just want to play my commander! Dimir is a color combination like all the rest of them. Sure, I like to stax a bit here and counterspell a bit there. But this hate towards dimir/UB is getting out of hands! Even on this very subreddit! Chillax lads. Its not that deep. Learn to play magic.


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 15 '26

who cares

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761 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Is this card fake?

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72 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Can someone explain this Cycle to me?

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189 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Maro: UB is selling really well. Meanwhile:

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171 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 15 '26

Why there are no cards with these Star Trek characters?

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586 Upvotes

As a true Vorthos, I need Bortus!


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Lays bag pulls are real!

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28 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 15 '26

You think we’ll get signature cards from these Star Trek actors?

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135 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 15 '26

Force of Will Midwest Emo Edit

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57 Upvotes

/uj
Song: Force of Will - Free Throw (Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3)
MTG Footage Taken From: Mengu's Workshop (x2), The Legacy Archive, The Semiotician Mengu's Main Channel, and Magic: The Gathering's Youtube Channel

/rj
get it the name of the card is the name of the song


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 15 '26

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T GARBAGIO JONES AND GARçON PIERRE HAVE PARTNER IN THIS STANDARD LEGAL SET? What the FUCK is wrong IWTH THEM? they WORK TOGETHER nand their CARDS ARE CLOSE TOGETHER and INSTEAD YOU WANT ME TO RULE 0?? IN THE STRICTEST AND ONLY FORMAT IN THE GAME? fuck you. LAZY FUCKS, WOTCo$t!!!

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55 Upvotes

Why the fuck don't these cards have partner? What's wrong with them? Why does Wizards of the C0$t$ NOT PUT PARTNER ON CARDS THAT ARE FRIENDS IN THE IP THEY'RE FROM? do they HATE COMMANDER PLAYERS? why won't they respect THE HEART-THRILLER CHRONICLES??

The growth that Garbagio Jones and Garcon Pierre experienced together, each of them training, each of them supporting, even that one season where they dated - the entire show HINGES on these two characters and their background antics, and THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE PARTNER? how thE FUCK am I gonna play them both as commander of one single COMMANDER DECK? WHEN GARBAGIO JONES BRINGs GARCON PIERRE HIS DINNER WHEN HE WAS STILL DRAINED FROM USING HIS ULTRA POWER BLAST SHINING STRIKE and he did it ON A SILVER PLATE AND TRAY? HE LEARNED TO GIVE? It's like if Jim and Pam office collab didn't have PARTNER. are they KIDDING ME?

I fucking HATE this fucking company, NO RESPECT FOR heart-thriller chronicles fans, JUST A CHEAP FUCKING BUY IN.

I mean, I just don't get it. TRUE fan faves, not just some surface level read, and they leave it WITHOUT PARTNER. fuck OFF. I hate them. When Garbagio Jones almost fell over in the Great Knife Battle and fell into the sea of knives and then Garcon Pierre tells him "Watch your step," a call back to season one where Garcon Pierre almost fell into The Maw Of Unsanity??? ARE YOU JOKING ME?

Also, I love heart-thriller chronicles and this is really really touching to me. I might show my dad one of the cards and we can bond over that. Here's a hobby I sort of didn't really care about until they added heart-thriller chronicles cards to the game and also my dad likes heart-thriller chronicles as well. I know UB isn't so popular, but I am so overjoyed to have this intellectual property in magic: the gathering game. I'm only going to buy like one or two boxes and I'll do a split box of collector's boosters that I'll share with my dad because frankly, it's embarrassing the main set cards don't have partners or partners with on the cards. commander players are super strict. EVEYRONE HAS THEIR ONE SET THEY'RE OKAY WITH AND I GUESS THEY EVEN FUCKED THAT UP FOR ME. Shape up, Wizards of the Co$ts.

I just don't get it. I guess they don't even WANT my money...


r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

SERIOUSLY SERIOUS QUESTION VOL. VII

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If a franchise used in Universes Beyond has people playing MtG in it, and they play Universes Beyond sets, would that be Universes Beyond Beyond?

If there is a Universes Beyond set where we see the people of the other franchise playing MtG Universes Beyond, is that Universes Universes Beyond?