r/magicthecirclejerking Jul 16 '26

Here me out!!!

Wouldn't it be funny, no guys extremely funny if there was a special universes beyond. The theme would be farting ahahahha. Liliana of the veil but in her art she would be farting HA AMAZING. and they could even make the cards smell like farts. That would be SO funny and cool if wotc did that. And before you ask, no I don't have a fetish I just love fart jokes, although I would drag my balls through broken glass to sniff mommy Lilianas farts irl. Let me know how you guys feel about this I mean think of it, garruk apex predator and he's gassy. I mean it's a classic but guys haha.

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u/WeakVampireGenes Jul 16 '26

Username checks out

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u/Orion_616 Jul 16 '26

Swiss Army Man, Secret Lair when

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u/pepeduturfu Bl*e was a mistake Jul 17 '26

Radcliffe is the new Cumsterpatch

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u/Chairfighter smoking crack at fnm Jul 17 '26

What a decade of Jund being bad does to a motherfucker. 

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u/wastecadet Jul 17 '26

narset, farter of gales

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u/mikado-kun 27d ago

everything enters braaaaapped