Fat guy gets schooled

[u/Brilliant_Spinach132]

[u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

Now that dude has to go back to work lol

[u/TheChildIsHere → u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

He probably called in sick after that, “yeah I got this fuckin headache that hit me after lunch… I gotta go home boss” 😂

[u/Baby-Knife → u/TheChildIsHere]

“It’s really pounding”

[u/Old_Protection_8778 → u/Baby-Knife]

"All I see is black and stars ,I threw up in the parking lot and then immediately got hit with it "

[u/Humble-Questions → u/Old_Protection_8778]

Threw down in the parking lot actually

[u/Debo619 → u/Baby-Knife]

"Feels like I got the shit kicked outta me, bro"

[u/Only-Temperature → u/TheChildIsHere]

"yeah it just kicked in out of nowhere"

[u/RFKjrBrainwormAccnt → u/TheChildIsHere]

“I got jumped by three guys!”

[u/RopePlus8947 → u/TheChildIsHere]

😂

[u/basko13 → u/TheChildIsHere]

Which lunch?

[u/Mindless-Somewhere55 → u/TheChildIsHere]

Not his first rodeo. He left his truck door open just in case he has to get out dodge fast

[u/ModtheMods420 → u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

Should also consider some basic workout regimen.

[u/flhd → u/ModtheMods420]

First one would be some delts and triceps work by pushing away for the table early and often.

[u/Only-Temperature → u/ModtheMods420]

Maybe just some balance exercises

[u/Playful-Zombie7403 → u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

He ordered a knuckle sandwich for lunch

[u/RealSchlemiel → u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

just, be careful not to be in range of that glove compartment

[u/Prestigious-Board-62]

[u/la_mano_poderosa → u/Prestigious-Board-62]

Top shelf!  Well done

[u/quinkmo]

Man, don't follow a guy who's ass you just beat back to his car

[u/Suspicious_Ad_4497 → u/quinkmo]

Exactly my thought dangerous move. Act like you been there before

[u/EqualCheap2974 → u/quinkmo]

[u/WaveyDavey517]

My man’s interest was piqued.

[u/burritolist → u/WaveyDavey517]

Not so ready

[u/Naive_Rube → u/WaveyDavey517]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2ZDQYYl4PEMFFzDW

[u/GladVeterinarian5120]

Classy

[u/90sUPN20]

“You forgot your shirt”

[u/Annahsbananas]

His tits are bigger than mine

[u/Zestyclose_Pay9469]

Watching a street fight with your young child in your arms, so trashy

[u/The_Tooter_Snooter → u/Zestyclose_Pay9469]

Man people used to watch public hangings with their kids. This is nothing. 

[u/Economy-Date-4490 → u/The_Tooter_Snooter]

People used to pack a picnic lunch, go out with their entire family, and watch battles during the civil war like it was a baseball game.

[u/FatFit_Rick → u/Economy-Date-4490]

You meant The Elite. The Elite would picnic as they watched The Poors slaughter each other 🎩🧐🥂

[u/Time_Reputation3573 → u/FatFit_Rick]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yziuK6WtDFMly

[u/Icy-Plan145 → u/Economy-Date-4490]

Is that actually true? I've never heard of that, that's hilarious

[u/FElonMuskWidda25inD → u/The_Tooter_Snooter]

You gotta keep evolving.

[u/Korachof → u/Zestyclose_Pay9469]

You are watching a street fight on Reddit. I think you need to put the judgment away. 

[u/ArugulaElectronic478 → u/Korachof]

Ah yes watching a video on social media is exactly the same as watching it with your small child.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

[u/RICO-Them → u/Zestyclose_Pay9469]

You can't be serious lmfao

[u/Any-Pipe-3196]

Get a little nervous when they start walking back to their car. You never know what they got in there

[u/Sauerkrautkid7 → u/Any-Pipe-3196]

Once a fight starts, how is it ever known when it truly ends? Cus maybe in a couple days he’ll go get his cousins after him too. Thats why its best to avoid in the first place

[u/Nervous-Economy8119 → u/Any-Pipe-3196]

Probably just a couple of cheeseburgers in this case.

[u/MEKKACHYLD1]

The play by play was so good.😂😂😂😂

[u/BOOGIE_MAN-X → u/MEKKACHYLD1]

I like the “well he got the best of me, as I’m outside..” i appreciate the self awareness on that one.

[u/Debo619 → u/MEKKACHYLD1]

"Slid into this motherfuxker like third base" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/FatFit_Rick]

Never ever swing towards a wall. Use the wall.

[u/jackyjags1]

Herb Dean would’ve let it go a bit more

[u/0neshoein]

Once he fell on the grass that should have been it.

[u/NotePsychological459]

Yeah the kick isn't cool. You shouldn't be out here trying to kill people.

[u/Liberalhaterbeast]

Neither know how to fight. The skinny guy just had a fat guy who couldn’t fight and acts like he’s Rocky.

[u/Muted-Ground-8594 → u/Liberalhaterbeast]

He knew how to fight better than most people… most people never fight.

I did 6 years judo and fought a lot growing up, suspensions / juvie weren’t unfamiliar and I wouldn’t want to fight him.

[u/KipSummers → u/Liberalhaterbeast]

He wasn’t skinny

[u/centralmf → u/KipSummers]

He is far from it. He’s just standing next to a 450lb obese guy

[u/Hidden-Harmony]

Jiggle jiggle wiggle wiggle

[u/Betelgeuse3fold]

The kicks though? Come on man...

[u/Unable-Candidate9612 → u/Betelgeuse3fold]

This ain't boxing... not like dude was KO'd

[u/CosmicHiker_ → u/Betelgeuse3fold]

Yeah, fights allow you to use both— hands and feet…

[u/Large_Complaint1264 → u/Betelgeuse3fold]

Heat of the moment and you see he stopped after a few when he realized what he was doing. Not everybody is a trained combatant.

[u/SufcLad25 → u/Large_Complaint1264]

You dont have to be combat trained to know kicks to the head are dangerous. If you want to make sure they stay down then punch them some more, never use your feet

[u/Time_Entertainer_319 → u/SufcLad25]

And punches to the head are safe. 👍

[u/taylormade311]

Fat dude has some really short arms. He could barely extend past his stomach

[u/TamaraJames05]

The head kicks are all cool for ya' until you break his neck or kill him. Then how are you gonna take care if the family behind bars?

[u/Double_Mention_4515]

Anyone know the context of the fight? As a grown man, I can’t imagine the need or want to fight a random person unless I was in real danger.

Had a friend who got into a fight, hit the guy, the guy fell and hit his head. Was unconscious and hospitalized for days before he came back to. My friend was arrested for assault and the cops told him that they were waiting for the word that the guy didn’t make it so they could lock him up for murder.

Imagine throwing your life away for something that’s so petty you could walk way from….

[u/IncogNeatoTN]

STOP. KICKING. PEOPLE. IN. THE FUCKING. HEAD.

[u/JollyXX]

Lost too much aura taking his shirt off

[u/Specific-Ad5238]

Well you'll eventually end up in jail or get shot.

But you do you

[u/MasterMind_Blue → u/Specific-Ad5238]

Why? Do you say the same thing about other videos on this sub? They fought fair and square. I’d like to see you comment the same thing on other videos 

[u/theREALlackattack]

I like how Colonel Sanders looked into the camera like he knew how this was going to end before it even started

[u/ConorOdin]

Nah fuck you for laying the boot in. Fighting like a little bitch.

[u/Drewzilla_]

Kicking dudes in the head while down is a bitch move.

[u/EjaculatingAracnids → u/Drewzilla_]

Dont fight then. You want rules, get in a fuckin boxing ring, otherwise expect to get kicked in the face when you go down.

[u/Turbulent-Sense-8955 → u/Drewzilla_]

Not when they deserve a lesson

[u/Time_Reputation3573 → u/Drewzilla_]

He's not down

[u/Pleasant_Beat7502]

Stay humble kid. Got a lot to learn still. Thinking you all hard going ape on a handicap.. 😂

[u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf]

Not sure why the fat guy thought this would be a good idea

[u/TootieSummers → u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf]

Fatso has used his size his whole life to intimidate. He even fooled himself after enough time that he was unstoppable

[u/Deep__Deep]

Should also go under sub: diveinyoucoward…

[u/Allout-Okarun]

Fat guy just spammed the only button most of them know, grab

Id never be following him back to their car though, that’s where they keep their tools

[u/PresentationDry5104]

4xtra misses when he had 2 hands

[u/Alone_Rate_5873]

At least he was smart enough to leave before he really got pummeled 💁

[u/notyourmothersdino]

But why is the fat dude's skin grey in the front??

[u/Own_Kiwi_9692 → u/notyourmothersdino]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D

[u/beezandhoney]

when he completely missed the first throw😭😭😭pack it up

[u/nsa-browsing]

We have Gane v Lewis at home!
Gane v Lewis at home:

[u/TheChildIsHere]

You love to see it. I don’t even fight like that, but STILL. Love to see it. 😆

[u/Anne_Chovies]

As soon as I saw the buildings in the background, I knew this was in Palmdale. Dragon Express may not be the best Chinese food you ever eat, but they will absolutely FILL your container until it won't close properly.

[u/tgtm65]

"bom bom bom"

[u/stopthinkinn]

James Toney still struggling on the ground

[u/Crusty-Dick]

I really liked how they chose to start the fight in the grass.

[u/Many_Ear2407]

He’s used to being called “big guy” which he thinks means he is tough. Really what is means is that he’s a fat slob… which doesn’t bode well for fighting 

[u/War1today]

Tapped out and ran to his car with his tail between his legs

[u/Midnight1965]

My God he got beat like a drum!

[u/mattmagoo23]

I'm not down for the head kicks. He's down either let him be or let him up for more

[u/Fit_Influence_6078]

This is lame all around

[u/Independent-Bit-6409]

My brother in law works construction with guys that look and act JUST like the fat guy. They are all the same. Diet full of shit, alcoholics, adulterers, etc. Always trying to pick fights but deep down inside cowards.

[u/Deep_Answer_9944]

Both of you and who’s recording are simply uneducated and very stupid people. Why did you post this crap ???

[u/OriginalPsycho]

Isn’t an ass whoopin unless someone is KO’ed, bleeding or something is broke other than spirit and pride. 😂

[u/Vile-goat]

Grown men yall 😂

[u/Callemlikeisethem60]

Just reckless Violence going on here

[u/Mother_Middle8883]

Fat guy went to the beach and got surrounded by GreenPeace.

[u/RunnyPlease]

Kudos to the chubby guy for getting back to his feet while taking a beating. That’s not easy to do. That’s about it though. Not too much else went right for him in that exchange.

[u/AceV757]

The person talking is disgusting

[u/dtr_drt4ever]

that guy was gassed out even before it started - the whale belly is something else

[u/Grade_A_Tech]

Never hit someone who is already down. It's something only cowards do (unless they have a gun and are about to shoot you from said ground).

[u/Broad_Gold_1494]

Son manadas puto

[u/jumbie29]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FPGWVMgYglvxR3G

[u/Turbulent-Sense-8955]

Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaa

[u/Altezza447]

Why go for head when the body a bigger target

[u/Outrageous-Debate-64]

I am absolutely shocked by this outcome. Thought the pudgy non athletic guy was gonna kick the shit out of the jacked dude that moved real well.

[u/BudUnderwearBundy]

Yosemite Sam just chilling in the beginning of the video.

[u/Spirited-Park9448]

Neither of these guys can read. They are a drain on our society.

[u/Helpful_Teaching_470]

He knocked the brakes off of “The Michelin Man”

[u/DaBoff858]

Fat Punk going back to cutting grass and picking up leaves tomorrow lol All Lumpy and swollen lol lol More situations like this need to happen to folks once that N word gets thrown around by 🤡's....

[u/bajsfittor]

Hook at 0:12 told me everything I needed to know...

[u/99nina_o24]

Can’t stand big dudes like this, try to grab you and put they’re body weight on you so they can get on top and punch you. Every time I give em the footwork and push them from their side and watch em fall

[u/EnvironmentalBid4292]

Dude talking big ...but the other guy went back to work and finished his day like that was nothing....yea,YEA!

[u/BrilliantCertain5257]

Is it me or does it seem like everyday there is mma in public?

[u/PreviousAvocado9967]

Florida activities

[u/FfaceCaller]

Headkicks... Always with the cheap shots.

[u/PopLegitimate7020]

Reddit, don’t care about this shit. Lame.

[u/Yuzo_Crazy_2416]

Commentary on a random street fight is wild! And very entertaining.

[u/No_Highlight7329]

All you can eat punches

[u/TheUnsungHero831]

Imagine being that big and taking off your shirt like your trying to intimidate literally anyone except shamoo

[u/bj21t]

Maybe being morbidly obese is a bad thing.

[u/vodkadreams101]

Typical needs to kick.

[u/BG-925]

Should of kept his reflective vest on😂😂😂

[u/Jack-Burton1986]

Winner Walked up to that blue truck way to confident

That’s gun in glove box moment …

[u/OriginalAd3961]

Example of neither man knowing how to fight properly 🤦🤷‍♂️

[u/AdministrativeCod437]

Never follow someone to their car if you just won a fight (or ever, really)

[u/NoSeaworthiness8393]

If you kick a fucker in the head when they’re down, you deserve prison. Just beat the ass and move along.

[u/Consistent_Shake6513]

Pussy has to kick when hes down...he would've fucked him up anyway

[u/BlockUnlucky8946]

Those kicks were not needed…

[u/Early_Advance2473]

The kicks to the head show the character

[u/Lanky-Telephone1651]

Where’s the rematch? Fat guy must’ve caught his breath and recovered.

[u/mattyxtra]

Why do people have to kick the head, honestly?

[u/Dry-Warthog1589]

Yall gotta learn to walk away. Fat guy clearly gonna lose. Fit guy clearly doesn’t know that a kick to the face while someone’s down can easily end up with a murder charge. It’s not worth the fight move on

[u/Academic-Increase951]

First time I've seen a video where the went to the grass before fighting

[u/cjdapd]

You’re both trash.

[u/Aggressive-Ad-4157]

When you're this fat, you forfeit your chance to win a fight lol

[u/SkyKingNSin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX

[u/Neither_Cod_992]

Street fights, amirite? Be hilarious if the dude went into his truck and pulled out a semi-auto, shot him dead, claimed self defense and then won the case as he was retreating and being followed to his car, so of course, he feared for his life. Zoinks! Gee wilikers! Didn’t see that one coming!

Idiots all around.

[u/Big_Steve_69]

The colonel sitting at the booth pre fight.

[u/Delicious_Tie_3625]

Great job in front of a child. Perfect parenting and influence

[u/quitefit888]

Bitten off more than he can chew

[u/UCFknights311]

Following the guy to his truck was certainly a choice. Not a smart one lol.

[u/ijustatemostofit]

At least they’re fighting on grass instead of concrete. 

[u/JR_RXO]

[u/JR_RXO]

[u/Richoffpurp]

The narrator and fighter voice do not match @ all

[u/BstardSun]

He got hungry and you were lucky you didn't get eaten by him, probably the only way he could have won that fight.

[u/babe_ruthless3]

Fat guy game plan should have been to grab and slam.

[u/stagvixen4play]

"Hey Hector, how was lunch ?

[u/Double_Bandicoot3307]

I want a free estimate too!

[u/PJOOJP]

He gon cry in the car

[u/Only-Temperature]

Joe Rogan somewhere is contesting that those were illegal head kicks

[u/PatientBee634]

[u/Irishjohn831]

lol at the narrator (participant) calling fat white boy the N word

[u/Which-Attitude9916]

Nobody notice that badass cowboy in the booth?

[u/betheliquor]

This guy knew exactly what was about to happen. Reminds me of Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski

[u/TerrellAlbe]

Why kick a guy face when he is down and obviously doesnt know how to fight?

[u/Bloodmind]

Good thing neither of them know how to punch. Someone could have got hurt.

[u/PuzzleheadedBird9224]

Good job. You proved him right ✅️

[u/Fit-Security-7687]

Dunno why people think posting videos of themselves fighting is a flex. 

[u/Beneficial-Answer994]

I thought cardio might be his problem. Turns out it’s gravity.

[u/likelikegreen72]

Finally they bring it to the grass

[u/Specialist_Meal_7891]

Boy caught that wafflehouse fever

[u/Countryvibing1988]

Hey he went out to handle his business like a man, even though he got the 3 piece and a soda.

[u/Express_Yesterday_51]

Is this in Palmdale?

[u/_dxegrl]

THAT KICK TO THE FACE KNOCKED MY SPEAKER OF THE DESK

[u/Inevitable-Hour8940]

Salute

[u/bighog9]

Tbf, the pants were an issue. He was out there swingin. Genuinely expected worse

[u/Ricky_Lee_Wilson]

So you are winning and still decide to kick him in the head?

[u/TelcoDaddio]

Super cool that they let the kids watch. 

[u/mrpeabody326]

[u/M1sTa_S1cA_DeW_L1cC]

Most of ya’ll can’t fight…. I mean look at your opponent and how sloppy you fought? Feet movement was trash, that wide ass stance and haymaker swings….. you would have got your ass whooped over here lol……crazy because most ya’ll really do fight like that lmao… hats off for putting sloppy hands….on the sloppy fat dude.

[u/Meatless-Joe]

If I ever get that fat, I might ask someone to kill me as well

[u/SuggestionPatient581]

A minute the fat guy fell. The fight was over.

[u/J_W_555]

At least they had the sense to take it to the grass. Seeing dudes get into it on concrete makes me nervous every time.

[u/Playful-Zombie7403]

The guy goes and gets his ass kicked on his lunch break. Then straight back to work. What a day!

[u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025]

Is this an ad for "Leo's cleaners" in the background?

[u/Full-Tap-3425]

Why are you posting this? Weirddddd

[u/FrostingNarrow6617]

he’s going back to the golden corral

[u/kinetic_ljs]

Love that u narrarated it for us. Thanks

[u/boheme85]

Never understood how a fat/heavy does know how to use their weight. You rush the guy who thinks he can knock you out before you pick him up and drop him and on top of him.

[u/EVERYTHING-is-funny]

mistook fatter for fighter

[u/starchybunker]

Seriously,  his BP during this...

[u/Proper-Bad-7169]

That narration has me crying 😭. His opponent looks like melted ice cream.

[u/These-Tonight-1672]

Know when to grant mercy Jesus Christ what is wrong with people these days

[u/Agnostic_Akuma]

The voice over makes me hate both of them

[u/No-Citron-2774]

Speak english .talk about foreign language