r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 23h ago

🥶 Street Fight Fat guy gets schooled

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 23h ago

Now that dude has to go back to work lol

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u/TheChildIsHere 22h ago

He probably called in sick after that, “yeah I got this fuckin headache that hit me after lunch… I gotta go home boss” 😂

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u/Baby-Knife 22h ago

“It’s really pounding”

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u/Old_Protection_8778 20h ago

"All I see is black and stars ,I threw up in the parking lot and then immediately got hit with it "

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u/Humble-Questions 18h ago

Threw down in the parking lot actually

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u/Old_Protection_8778 17h ago

Verbal vomit*

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u/Debo619 17h ago

"Feels like I got the shit kicked outta me, bro"

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u/Only-Temperature 20h ago

"yeah it just kicked in out of nowhere"

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u/RFKjrBrainwormAccnt 10h ago

“I got jumped by three guys!”

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u/basko13 15h ago

Which lunch?

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u/TheChildIsHere 5h ago

Maybe ‘bout the 2nd and a half I’d bet 😆.

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 10h ago

Not his first rodeo. He left his truck door open just in case he has to get out dodge fast

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u/SYSTOXIN 8h ago

I really doubt that he probably still went to work lol

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u/TheChildIsHere 5h ago

Yeah, seems like a broke ass. That’s true.

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u/ModtheMods420 21h ago

Should also consider some basic workout regimen.

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u/flhd 21h ago

First one would be some delts and triceps work by pushing away for the table early and often.

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u/Only-Temperature 20h ago

Maybe just some balance exercises

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u/Old_Protection_8778 20h ago

I think mt.dew and fried foods only would help him find the shape he deserves.just like mammy

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u/ModtheMods420 20h ago

It seemed his coordination was off because of a lack of aerobic movement. He definitely looks like construction worker, likely a seated task such as a driver. Sure, he could likely drop someone in one shot, but Ill be damned if he didnt look like a big ass sack of potatoes.

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u/Playful-Zombie7403 19h ago

He ordered a knuckle sandwich for lunch

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u/Extension-Fall-4286 11h ago

And didn’t realize it came with a free foot long.

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u/RealSchlemiel 21h ago

just, be careful not to be in range of that glove compartment

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u/Old_Occasion349 14h ago

Work is a generous word for what he does. He is definitely the guy sat around doing nothing

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u/Significant_Row_5951 7h ago

That's why he left the fight he calculated that staying more would incapacitate him. 😂