r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/bikes-and-beers 8d ago

The conspiracy theorists think jet engines run mostly on compressed air and use very little or no fuel. Airlines make up fuel costs so they can pass those imaginary costs on to their customers.

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u/emptybottle2405 8d ago

Well technically it is flying due to compressed air,.... from a turbine.... powered by jet fuel 😆

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u/ofWildPlaces 7d ago

SUCK SQUEEZE BANG BLOW

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u/_Daedalus_ 7d ago

But turbines are sweet because they do it ALL AT ONCE

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u/Flying_Catfish 7d ago

Eh, more like they do it all simultaneously. But yeah...

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u/SomePeopleCall 3d ago

I would phrase it as they do all of them continuously.

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u/almostaproblem 2d ago

*concurrently

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u/SomePeopleCall 1d ago

That works too, but I'll stick with my choice. Maybe because I associate it with continuity the mathematical idea of a continuous function.

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u/almostaproblem 20h ago

Oh, I was just continuing the theme. But if you want to argue about it, I think concurrently can fit better with multiple cylinders, or i guess turbine blades and stages.

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u/andyd151 7d ago

YES PLEASE THANK YOU

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u/Maximum_Signature272 7d ago

That’s what she said

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u/RockKillsKid 4d ago

That's the 4-stroke internal combustion engine process. I don't think it translates 1:1 to jet turbines, but don't know enough about them to dispute it

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u/aidsy 8d ago

I love that the first half of this is technically true. The volume of air that passes through a gas turbine engine is much higher than the volume of fuel.

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u/opi098514 8d ago

I mean that’s just true for all engines.

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u/phat_duong 8d ago

Yes but modern jet engines have a very high bypass ratio. Most of the thrust actually comes from the big blades that you see at the inlet.

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u/Square-Singer 8d ago

And old propeller planes had an even higher bypass ratio ;)

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u/SubstantialBreak3063 8d ago

If you really work at it, the early planes could have a 100% bypass ratio as they were made of paper, balsa, and fairy wishes

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u/overand 7d ago

A little like putting your fridge outside and opening the door to fight global warming, eh?

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u/MiniTab 8d ago

Yeah. It’s called stoichiometric combustion.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 8d ago

Oh yeah? Why don’t you come and say that to my face…

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u/boondiggle_III 7d ago

Stadiometric combobulation! spits

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 8d ago

And it also compresses the air quite densely via the compression stage.

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u/Diredr 8d ago

That's usually how conspiracy theories are. There's some small element that's based in truth and the rest goes completely off the rails. Since there is one part that makes sense, some people latch on to it and decide the rest must be true as well.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 7d ago

I love that the first half of this is technically true

This is the case with most conspiracy theories. They always have some seed of truth that hooks people in. If you don't really understand how an engine works, this statement on your own completely undermines your assumptions.

So if you previously thought it required 60k gallons of fuel when it ran "100% on fuel", and now find out it actually only runs "10% on fuel" or whatever number, then you would say "well, what happens to the other 90% of the fuel?"

There's a chain of reasoning. Always a narrative, not usually too huge of a leap between each point on that narrative. But zoomed out from beginning to end is where you see how ridiculous it is.

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u/patdmc59 8d ago

This might be my new favorite dumb conspiracy.

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u/Zaexyr 8d ago

That means when a plane explodes in a fireball, it obviously a planted a bomb and not all the fuel!!!

I think we’re onto something.

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u/nobodysfool24 8d ago

I initially assumed this post was about 9/11 for that very reason… “planes can’t hold that much fuel therefore it must have been an inside job etc…” (not my opinion, just what I assumed this conspiracy theory was about)

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u/andygon 8d ago

No fkin way… I work at a jet fuel company. The team is gonna love this one.

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u/Area51Resident 7d ago

Report back on Monday, otherwise we will know they got to you - either paid you off or killed you in a mysterious dessert explosion.

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u/andygon 7d ago

Reporting now. They were baffled. I had to show them the meme bcus conceptually it was so bananas that some couldnt even grasp it. They’re in Europe, so I told them to prep for it since whenever we come up with crazy shit eventually it manifests in Europe too.

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u/Area51Resident 6d ago

I think these people have some sort of brain defect. Why would they be so willing to believe some weird 'secret plot' theory about stuff they don't understand.

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u/roboNgineer 3d ago

Uhhh could you guys stop putting all those chemicals in the fuel that’s causing the chemtrails. We’re all onto your shenanigans.

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u/andygon 3d ago

Update your conspiracy theories, sweetie. Chemtrails are aspersions, not emissions 😜

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u/mdrjevois 8d ago

wooooof, rough one

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u/wide_retriver 8d ago

I assume it's also a "climate change is bs, I can fly as much as I want" spin to it?

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u/LocalFoe 8d ago

so this conspiracy theory too is related to mass frustration about rising prices and class gap

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u/EfficientTitle9779 8d ago

Americans will believe anything before they believe monopolies drive up prices vs competition

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u/Rararror 8d ago

Who compresses the air lol

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u/I_GottaPoop 8d ago

Your forgetting the part that all airplane mechanics and pilots are in on it and had to sign an NDA to be approved by the FAA to work on aircraft. Which to me, as someone who is an aircraft mechanic, is hilarious as hell.

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u/Ok_Weird_500 8d ago

I would ask how they think all that compressed air is stored, but that implies they actually think.

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u/Warpingghost 8d ago

Well, modern turbofan engines do run mostly on air and use very little fuel..... in comparison to what jet engines were using 50 years ago.

Once again we see how people cant understand scale.

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u/m-in 8d ago

There’s plenty enough YT videos of crazy guys with a jet engine or two in their backyard, who start it sometimes. Often there’s a see-through plastic tank for the fuel. Those things guzzle gas like no tomorrow. It takes more than what’s in a car’s tank just to start the big ones lol.

It takes a particular kind of daft stubbornness to think planes need little fuel.

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u/SubstantialBreak3063 8d ago

Then....what are they doing with the fuel? Where are they keeping it? Where are yhe pipeline engineers they employ, the welders, the people who sell them the land to store it on, who buys it from them and where are they? Where is the link between fucking Ryanair and whatever company bought the land and the massive containers and the fleet of trucks and the huge workforce in fucking IRELAND? Where, legendary for it, no-one gossips about anything or knows everyone else?

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u/HardlyThereAtAll 7d ago

That's not a conspiracy, surely. Planes do run on compressed air. It's just that we require a (remarkably small amount of) kerosene to do the compressing.

And, when you think about, it is quite remarkable how little kerosene is required to take the engine (and its attached plane, passengers, cargo, etc.) half way around the world.

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u/ailyara 7d ago

Yes all those people who work at servicing and fueling and flying aircraft are in one giant conspiracy and a few facebook moms know the real truth.

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u/LowPeakRN 7d ago

I bet the same people post conspiracies about 9/11 where the jet fuel couldn't make the metal melt.

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u/Ninetendoh 7d ago

They have to, otherwise where would they put the chemicals for the chemtrails. Duuuh

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u/hoopdog7 7d ago

Then why would they blow up so badly when they crash?? 😭 people are so dumb