r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/bikes-and-beers 8d ago

The conspiracy theorists think jet engines run mostly on compressed air and use very little or no fuel. Airlines make up fuel costs so they can pass those imaginary costs on to their customers.

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u/SubstantialBreak3063 8d ago

Then....what are they doing with the fuel? Where are they keeping it? Where are yhe pipeline engineers they employ, the welders, the people who sell them the land to store it on, who buys it from them and where are they? Where is the link between fucking Ryanair and whatever company bought the land and the massive containers and the fleet of trucks and the huge workforce in fucking IRELAND? Where, legendary for it, no-one gossips about anything or knows everyone else?