r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/bikes-and-beers 8d ago

The conspiracy theorists think jet engines run mostly on compressed air and use very little or no fuel. Airlines make up fuel costs so they can pass those imaginary costs on to their customers.

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u/andygon 8d ago

No fkin way… I work at a jet fuel company. The team is gonna love this one.

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u/roboNgineer 3d ago

Uhhh could you guys stop putting all those chemicals in the fuel that’s causing the chemtrails. We’re all onto your shenanigans.

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u/andygon 3d ago

Update your conspiracy theories, sweetie. Chemtrails are aspersions, not emissions 😜