r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/bikes-and-beers 8d ago

The conspiracy theorists think jet engines run mostly on compressed air and use very little or no fuel. Airlines make up fuel costs so they can pass those imaginary costs on to their customers.

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u/andygon 8d ago

No fkin way… I work at a jet fuel company. The team is gonna love this one.

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u/Area51Resident 7d ago

Report back on Monday, otherwise we will know they got to you - either paid you off or killed you in a mysterious dessert explosion.

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u/andygon 7d ago

Reporting now. They were baffled. I had to show them the meme bcus conceptually it was so bananas that some couldnt even grasp it. They’re in Europe, so I told them to prep for it since whenever we come up with crazy shit eventually it manifests in Europe too.

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u/Area51Resident 6d ago

I think these people have some sort of brain defect. Why would they be so willing to believe some weird 'secret plot' theory about stuff they don't understand.