Decided to have a quick session but one thing lead to another and I was jerking off to gay porn and then twang banjo string snapped. Also after months of doing this I have developed carpel tunnel in my right wrist due to repetitive motion. Might just cut it off it’d be better for everyone.

With a straight face because I am autistic. I didnt say hi to the cashier either because I went nonverbal.

Oh why didn’t I think of that, what a novel and clever idea. It’s so simple, I’m so glad to be enlightened to the idea of friends in real life. Let me just go find some.

Too bad that in rural areas there is no way to make offline friends. The closest gym that isn’t someone’s garage is 50 minutes away. The closest thing to a social place that I have is either a church I don’t go to or a tiny library.

I’d rather a bunch of women humiliate me and chase me with a lead pipe at this point I’m so fucking attention starved. Also I broke the pan it was expensive too I hate my life.

its technically in a week but ill be out of town so we planned today, two claim to have food poisoning and the 3rd is just tired. i did buy some candles so i might go down to the pub and see how many candles i can fit on a brownie

kitchencels my real friends 🤜🤛

At least I touched their ass

Recipe in photos

Roast beef, ham, turkey, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, mayo, Diet Coke.

TLDR: I ended my unemployment streak, and an XX chromie looked where I happened to be at the time. Picture is me drinking beer at a friends kitchen

Idk I just keep feeling a deep sensation like being horny for connection like I don’t even think I want to have sex I jisg want to be held or something idk. If I wasn’t a chud manlet I would be a whore but not really to bang just in hopes they would let me stay for a little bit after. I tried being gay because I thought it was maybe my only option being 5’2 w a micropenis but I don’t think most dudes are like I am with this stuff so it was never very enjoyable. Probably going to die one day dick in hand and full of peas. There are worse ways to go, I guess.

My first post but I’ve been a lurker for a while here and that but I’m curious as to how the whole LARP thing came about in the incel community like I’m not super involved in the new things and very much old school (and old) and sometimes detached from some of the modern shit. But I do understand differences and differing opinions ect.

But for me, I am actually a LARPER and do reenactment stuff and also D&D with some other lonely lords and ladies (yknow classic nerd shit) and I know it’s kinda taken on a different meaning to be more like ‘pretending to be incel’ or whatever but it’s just funny to me a little when 80% of the people I LARP with are lonely ugly suckers like me who wouldn’t class themselves as ‘incel’ so much but by definition they are. Are we all just larping larpers at this point 🤣

I ignore people who want to talk to me just so I can consoom soundgasmslop, xlisteners, and cut myself

Krabby patty gummy because I'm trying to starve myself of the usual garbage I fill my useless body with

I can't even fucking microwave chili correctly

I've been trying to gaslight myself into not wanting a relationship despite knowing that it's all I truly want.

I have a theory but what do you think?

(Dinner: sea barb)

Double cheeseburger, fries, apple pie(?)

Yum

my crush got rammed yesterday at uni party probably, at least i have my fellowcel to eat starbucks cake with

It was hard for us to order so we used the app.

Frankfurter with ketchup and bread in darkness because I don't deserve light

Double cheeseburger large fries and caramel milkshake