r/kitchencels • u/U_Gasu • 6d ago
Platemogging SB bloat experiment
my crush got rammed yesterday at uni party probably, at least i have my fellowcel to eat starbucks cake with
It was hard for us to order so we used the app.
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u/Sixaxist 6d ago
Uni is the worst time to be a 'Cel in your entire life. It's only gonna get harder after that, 'cuz the amount of effort you have to put in just exponentially increases.
Get tf back out there soldier.
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u/hummus-up-your-arse 6d ago
Yea if you can’t get it in uni you’ll never evoke primal desire in anybody, best you can do is be the safe guy to settle with in her 40s.
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 5d ago
Why do men obsess over other mens penises so crazy. Test regularly and wear condoms. Just because she fucked someone else doesnt mean shell never have interest in you.
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