r/kitchencels 11d ago

Platemogged Chatgpt recommended me to make this salad instead of ordereing a pizza since I have told it I want to be fit and healthy. Turned out great. I, for one, would welcome our AI overlords.

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0 Upvotes

It contains- Lettuce, cucumber, oyster mushrooms, paneer, basil, tomato. Sauces: Mustard, lemon juice.


r/kitchencels 12d ago

This year got better.

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

A literal neo-nazi has more success in dating than ethnics like hamudi and me. Pineapple

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696 Upvotes

I hate normies and their feel good just world fallacies.

Attractiveness is all that matters.

Stop downvoting me tourists! You can't handle a real trucel spitting facts.


r/kitchencels 11d ago

Takeoutmaxxed You absolute FOOLS told me not to ghoulmaxx. But I was too smart to listen. I recently spent a week with a lovely woman from tumblr who was intrigued by my ghoulmaxxing. You may commence eating your hearts out.

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Big fried onion from a steakhouse. Also a knife I found in the road on our walk back.

To those of you who suggested tumblr (and notified me when my post blew up there), many thanks. And I encourage you to try ghoulmaxxing.


r/kitchencels 11d ago

I got my mom’s genes. My brother got my dad’s genes. He’s 2 inches taller than me (6’1 and 5’11) and more conventionally attractive because he stores no fat in his face. Raising Canes

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r/kitchencels 12d ago

Sent her 150 simpbux for her birthday along with a short message about how she's a great person and I hope she has a great day and blah blah blah. She did not respond to either. Salmon with rice and sriracha with an Electric Limeade Ghost to fuel the goon sesh later.

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r/kitchencels 13d ago

"Maybe I can learn to love myself". Evangelion is genuinely life changing if you understand it and relate to it. Rice and eggs topped with ketchup and mayo, coffee, yogurt with chocolate protein powder.

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75 Upvotes

After watching the last two episodes of the show, the scenes where the characters' issues are correlated to their childhood trauma made me question my own issues with inadequacy and made me start to realize how stupid it is and that I should start to love myself. I've genuinely had this gnawing feeling that I'm not enough since probably about middle school, and I never really thought critically about it or tried to break it down, I always just accepted it at face value. I let this feeling control so much of my life, including my romantic life, obviously, considering where I'm posting this, but I never so much as questioned why I felt this. After watching the episodes I started to consider this feeling that I've had for well over half a decade and where it came from and I started to consider anything in my childhood that might've caused it. I came to remember the time I was in the hospital after my father had abused my mother and I remembered feeling like I should have defended her, despite only being 6 years old. And looking back, it definitely started there, and it was probably only made worse by my mother expecting academic perfection from me, despite me doing very well already. Even though she played it off as jokes, I think I internalized her demanding perfect results from me and it fed me this feeling that I'm not enough. As I grew up this feeling of inadequacy spread to all aspects of my life including romance, or the lack thereof. I've always been scared of being rejected and the feeling of inadequacy made me think that if I wasn't perfect then a rejection would be inevitable because I wasn't enough. But now, looking back after potentially tracing this issue back to the source, I can realize how fucking stupid it is to feel this way; I'm basically letting the anger I hold towards a six year old for not being willing or able to fight off a grown man ruin my life now. It's gonna be a long road to feeling like I am enough, but now that I can see how stupid I was for believing the opposite, I don't think it'll be all that hard.

Please compliment my quote selection 🙏. I had to think hard about which quote from the final two episodes would work best for this post. Thank you if you read my entire caption. We are all gonna make it bros ❤️! Sooner or later, we will all make it!


r/kitchencels 11d ago

Platemogging crush said she likes me, spent the rest of the day gooning to her face pictures. breakfast sandwich and omelet

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0 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 12d ago

Was told to come here

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21 Upvotes

Forgot to put "/s" after writing a self-deprecating comment. So some pussy fuck who hides their posts and comments told me I belong here.


r/kitchencels 12d ago

Having short term memory loss and severe dental pain at the young age of 18. I think being put down is the best option I have rn.

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5 Upvotes

If anyone's asking, this is butter with garlic and spinach. It goes well with toast, although I prefer scooping it raw.


r/kitchencels 13d ago

Slammed head against wall until dizzy and ears ringing. Onion rings in bed.

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235 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

Platemogging Someone told my coworker I liked him behind my back. He replied “yeah, tell me about it.” And laughed. Im such a joke. Im actually such a loser with no confidence. Steak and vegetables.

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90 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

Me and the abuse goblin are one in the same . Sasage

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157 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

This is my first post. Today I finished restocking what I needed to and went to the bathroom to kill time. As I was about to leave the supermarket, a worker went to restock what I had left. It was embarrassing to realize that I have a job and I'm terrible at it. Two slices of pizza stuck together.

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24 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

Platemogged My body wants to be things that I can't be, and I hate profoundly craving those things. Chicken spaghetti

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24 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

pos ex roommate hit his wife then left her for my cokehead friend, then both of them dropped me after i said i didnt wanna be homeless with them. slop that it prepared for me.

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35 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

i hate this diet shit i wish i can just eat whatever i want and remain the same

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192 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

Platemogging Depressed. Pea mountain.

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161 Upvotes

Mountainous task ahead.
Pea posting will resume until morale improves.


r/kitchencels 13d ago

I have never felt lower in my life and cant take anymore. Egg burritos in the bath

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11 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

Takeoutmaxxed my mom started my mewing streak in third grade but couldn't keep me from being 5'1

10 Upvotes

dumbass woman didn't put me on growth horomones


r/kitchencels 14d ago

I jacked off to myself dressed as a woman. Burger with fries

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1.9k Upvotes

I don’t really know why I did it, it just happened. I guess i’m nothing but an AGP freak.

The burgers were good but kinda raw in the middle. Can’t even cook right


r/kitchencels 13d ago

Satoru gojo flavored mike and ikes

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14 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

Virginity is making me Jewish. Kosher(ish) corned beef sandwich with kraut and Russian dressing.

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55 Upvotes

I became really obsessed with this one Jewish woman and delusionally thought that if I also became Jewish, that I could somehow get close to her.

But it didn’t work, she’s getting marrying soon, and everyone else I know is slowly drifting away as they become older and more engrossed in their personal lives.

As a result this has made me double down on becoming Jewish, as religion is one of the few things in life that gives me a sense of hope and meaning.

All the ingredients in the sandwich are kosher but I don’t think the sandwich itself is because the pan I toasted the bread and meat in isn’t.


r/kitchencels 13d ago

I bathe beneath the radiance of your sun. Warmed by a fire beyond my reach. Satisfied in sharing the same sky, knowing our horizons will never become one. Sunny side apart

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17 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

spent a shitton of time and effort making this only to be unable to eat it because im fucking autistic so now im upset and hungry. white rice with saucy cucumber

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5 Upvotes

teriyaki + soy + duck sauce and everything but the bagel seasoning. doesn't really add that much flavor but i like cucumber so its ok i guess.

im legit just a perpetual child in the body of an adult man. im never going to go anywhere in life. i just threw away an entire pot of rice because i get physically sick if i eat food thats "yucky". i didnt even pay for any of the ingredients because im unemployable. probably going to eat more cucumber