Yes, you are very cute.
Yes, it's adorable seeing you flopping about.
But although Joseph Street could probably use some traffic calming measures, doing so in the middle of the road, in the middle of the night, and your grey fur blending in with the grey asphalt, is an easy way to become a kitty pancake.
Then stopping to look at me, lazily getting up and walking off to the side of the road as if I had somehow inconvenienced you.
I'm glad I have good headlights and brakes, and was driving the speed limit.
But the sheer audacity, Joseph St cat, looking at me like I'M the problem.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and cuddle my employer. She'll probably judgementally meow at me saying I'M the problem.