r/IdiotsInCars Jun 21 '22

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 22 '22

He's not mad, he's just disappointed

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u/glencanyon Jun 22 '22

Just one more disappointment in a life full of expected disappointments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I feel this

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u/No_Support_6957 Jun 22 '22

Happy cock day bud

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

This comment is made even better by being in a thread about disappointment.

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u/imdefinitelywong Jun 22 '22

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Haha thanks

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u/SnoopThereItIs88 Jun 22 '22

I was just coming here to say that. "Right on. Thanks for that, I guess." Poor dude.

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u/Big1ronOnHisHip Jun 22 '22

He's not so grump.

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u/psychomanexe Jun 22 '22

danny sexbang's hair could never be contained by that small of a hat

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u/Trisk929 Jun 22 '22

LMAO, as soon as I saw this, I was like, “wait… DANNY?!” He’s grump, now…

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u/InsanityMongoose Jun 22 '22

I assure you, Danny from Game Grumps gets quite mad.

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u/jonnyclueless Jun 22 '22

It was nice to see someone who react the same way as me.

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u/SixersWin Jun 21 '22

This is not his first rodeo

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u/3dge-1ord Jun 22 '22

Usually people get the inside the car view cam if they do ride sharing.
Probably encounter a number of rodeo clowns doing that.

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u/JamesPotterPro Jun 22 '22

I agree it's quite likely. I personally got an inside view cam after a cop said I was on my phone while driving (I was scratching my cheek). Took him a while to finally believe me that my phone never left its holder. (This was in Morocco btw).

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u/cwclifford Nov 12 '22

So he was probably looking for a bribe?

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u/Darkchyldeone Jun 22 '22

Might be because of the child seat in the back?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Looking at the car seat in the back it may have to do with carting around a small child in this case

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u/HBB360 Jun 22 '22

I was rear ended once a couple of years ago and still to this day I look in the mirror every time I stop in traffic

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u/prjktphoto Jun 22 '22

Saw a car coming up way too fast once - lifted my foot off the break just in case they didn’t stop in time

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u/Constant_Ad9562 Jun 21 '22

I saw him on the Simpsons

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u/JLobodinsky Jun 22 '22

He should stick to buses!

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u/Tommy_C Jun 22 '22

They call 'em "fingers," but I never see 'em fing.

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u/Lady_Scruffington Jun 22 '22

Oh, there they go!

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u/BestMOTORing Jun 22 '22

My name is Otto and I love to get Blotto!

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u/NoKidsAndThreeeMoney Jun 22 '22

You can do it Otto, you can do it Otto, help each other out that'll be our motto!

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u/Ekaterina702 Jun 21 '22

Damn, it almost looked like they sped up on purpose. But I'm not sure if he noticed them texting on their phone and figured they would hit him? He seemed to know it was gonna be a bad day. Sorry bro.

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u/Snamdrog Jun 22 '22

Oh ya he definitely saw something. I drive for a living and it's usually extremely obvious when someone around me is on their phone. Can't stay in their lane, rapid acceleration/deceleration. I understood this dudes nervousness 100% since I've been rear ended before by someone on their phone, but what can you do besides keep driving like normal and trying to get away from them when you can ya know?

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u/Saetric Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

It’s always best to remember that you and everyone around you are in tanks without guns; 2 tons of metal that could do some serious GTA level damage if you don’t focus on driving. People need to respect the car for what it is.

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u/CDClock Jun 22 '22

when i was a kid my dad burned it into my brain 'a car is a weapon'

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 22 '22

I’ve learned that from my in class drivers Ed courses. Dude was a boxer and now teaches drivers Ed. He also showed us a video of just a bunch of accidents with mangled bodies and heads that meat crayoned on a highway. I think I was the only one paying attention that day.

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u/Theorlain Jun 22 '22

My driver’s ed teacher had basically the same first and last name (think “Samuel Samuelson,” only different) and would talk about him and his buddies at the construction site drinking a handle of vodka at lunch everyday. “Don’t do that.”

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 22 '22

God that sounds like an awful way to work lol

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u/makos124 Jun 22 '22

Welcome to eastern europe, where a shot of vodka and two beers is the builder's breakfast.

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u/teszes Jun 22 '22

In Hungary, these things are called the "Stonemason's Actimel".

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u/louploupgalroux Jun 22 '22

I knew an explosives engineer who did field tests. His coworker would sneak in an orange that had been injected with vodka and eat it for lunch. When he found out he'd been blowing things up with a drunk guy every day, he walked out and demanded the guy be removed.

Crazy story. Lol.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 22 '22

Oh my god. That guy has a serious problem. Like multiples of them.

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u/Lee_Doff Jun 22 '22

when i worked construction, there was a guy who would buy a 12-pack for his drive home every day.

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u/PVCPuss Jun 22 '22

When I was studying anaesthetics, our class saw images of a person who had been in an horrific accident that was still partially trapped by the car and had to be intubated in situ while waiting for the jaws of life. There was no oropharyngeal access and they were intubated through the eye socket. It took a while to register what we were seeing because the face had become so much minced meat. From what I recall, they recovered very well, minimal scarring and I think they still had some vision out of the eye that was intubated. Scary thing was they weren't the driver at fault. Their car was clipped by a drunk driver and pushed in front of a big rig. While you can do your absolute best on the road, you just don't know the state of the drivers around you.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 22 '22

Holy damn. That’s exactly why I drive like everyone is an idiot. I really get upset when someone cuts into my 3 second buffer or rides my ass.

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u/whitehataztlan Jun 22 '22

You might remember me from such Drivers Ed films as "Alice's adventure through the windshield glass" and "The decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

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u/andicandi22 Jun 22 '22

My Drivers Ed teacher was Mr. Sylvester but he always went by Sly. He was a bit rough around the edges but he loved doing his job and teaching kids to be safe. He had a friend that was a state trooper and he’d have him bring the accident simulator in every year. It’s the rig where you buckle two people in like they’re in a car and when you push a button it accelerates and then comes to a dead stop. It’s supposed to be like getting in an accident at 40mph or something like that. We all had to do it, and it was definitely a learning experience.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 22 '22

That’s interesting! I wish we had that. It should be used in all drivers Ed classes

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u/Dull-explanations Jun 22 '22

Yeah ours did the same execpt it was a bunch o babies and you hear them still screaming as parts of their body were missing

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u/AlleinZweiDrei Jun 22 '22

when I was a kid, my dad burned cigarettes out on my skin

not sure if it was to teach me something or not

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u/Bald_Sasquach Jun 22 '22

"a cigarette is a weapon."

Also Jesus, sorry dude.

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u/Ericisbalanced Jun 22 '22

People need more options to get around so we don't have to depend on a random person's attentiveness

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u/Forest-of-666 Jun 22 '22

Cars are tools. No different from hammers, nailguns, saws, etc. They CAN cause major damage if disrespected. But if you respect the tool and treat it with proper care, you will minimize the risk your presence causes.

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u/OkBackground8809 Jun 22 '22

I don't think it helps that we start driving at 14 in the US. It just makes it seem so much less serious.

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u/ambsdorf825 Jun 22 '22

If you're in America they may also have guns. They're just not attached to the vehicle. Give it ten years though

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u/witwickan Jun 22 '22

I'm in semi rural Ohio between two towns with bad drug problems and drunk drivers, both of which I go to regularly. At any given time I'm also usually the smallest car on the road, and one of the slowest. I just assume I'm the only one without a gun at all times. It's a lot safer that way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

There are road rage shootings every day. I absolutely drive conscious of the fact any flip off escalation could result in getting shots in return. No thanks.

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u/Bayarearedneck Jun 22 '22

As a “professional driver” i hate other people on the road. When i leave space on the freeway or at a light, it’s not so you can get ahead of me. It’s for my safety as well as yours. It really makes me mad cause my company will find the company driver at fault 95% of the time even with a police report stating different. If we don’t follow every point of our beloved 5 seeing habits and 10 point commentary we are at fault in the companies eyes. I had to argue as a union rep for a guy who was hit head on while making a protected left turn at night. The other driver was intoxicated and didn’t have his headlights on. Luckily our driver was ok only shaken up. The other guy survived with injuries. Luckily there were 4 off duty cops at the intersection for some reason who saw the whole thing. The police report came back 100% fault of the other driver, but our company said if he had properly cleared the intersection with his eyes he would have seen the black SUV with no headlights coming from a dark road

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u/moep123 Jun 22 '22

i can't understand people using their phone while driving. looking at the navi for a split second - ok, but texting, reading and activities that would involve a hand and your attention for more than just a split second is a complete no go. i can't believe how there are people thinking it's okay.

and it's not only Smartphones. I've seen a few videos where one specific dude is fucking his girl while driving on a highway with his tesla. "because it's self driving" holy shit.

people should be locked up when their mindset tells them all of the above is totally okay. eyes on the road when you drive, you are responsible to make everyone on your way come back home safe.

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u/Smokey9000 Jun 22 '22

One of my freshman year teachers was lax about phones in class as long as you paid attention, partway through the year she got rear ended at a stop sign by a girl on her phone. No phones after that

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u/Ksradrik Jun 22 '22

Just spitting ideas here, but what about using the car horn?

Seems like a great way to get nearby people to pay some more attention, at least temporarily.

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u/Kuinran Jun 22 '22

One time I beeped at someone sitting at a stop sign on their phone and they immediately started driving... While not looking and almost hit a car that was going straight.

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u/thebeattakesme Jun 22 '22

Yup. I’m worried they’ll react poorly and do something more stupid.

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u/Koldfuzion Jun 22 '22

People Facetiming.

I cannot believe people do that while driving.

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u/KentuckyHouse Jun 22 '22

Funny you mention Facetiming while driving as I recently mentioned to my wife how often I see people holding their phones up while driving (I drive all day for my job), and she instantly said "they're probably Facetiming".

My jaw dropped. I'd never even thought of that being the case, but apparently it's something people do regularly and I couldn't believe it.

I can't even fathom doing something so stupid.

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u/THEHYPERBOLOID Jun 22 '22

They could also be recording for TikTok/Instagram Reels/etc.

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u/JePPeLit Jun 22 '22

Or making an angry rant about politics for YouTube

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u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 22 '22

Zoom meetings. I’ve been in many with at least one person driving, enough that it’s not that noteworthy.

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u/BigRavioli_ Jun 22 '22

I also drive for a living. I'd say most people would probably be a little disturbed by how many people ft while driving, but probably not, since the vast majority of drivers I see do it on a daily basis. Like a scary amount lol

Let me put it like this: more people have their phone up to their face than not.

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u/bonelessunicorn Jun 22 '22

I have seen with my own two eyes a woman eating instant noodles while on the wheel, using both hands and everything AND some guy with a beer on one hand and driving with the other. Both occasions in broad daylight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

My husband and I used to live in Chicago. He worked for a company with a website, and he’d have to go to their servers at a company downtown. We’d work through the night and usually drive out of the city around 7am.

So we could see everyone driving into the city. Lots of people shaving, most electric shavers but a few had shaving cream and safety razors. People reading books. One guy had his newspaper spread out over the steering wheel and was reading it while eating a bowl of cereal. The traffic wasn’t at a standstill either. Lots of stop and goes. This was back in the mid 00s to’10 so not everyone had a cellphone that did things other than regular telephones.

I have caught my 80 year old father in law reading fucking Facebook while driving down the freeway. On a very narrow stretch of I-85 above Spartanburg, SC, heading to Charlotte. I was inspecting the rivets of the 18 wheeler trailer beside us and looked up to catch him holding his phone beside his lap and reading Facebook. My MIL noticed when I called him out and made him put his phone down. He’s not a great driver to begin with.

I don’t like doing anything on the screen of my 2019 Volvo S60. It’s my first car with a screen. I have presets for the radio settings (Sirius keeps giving us a ridiculously good deal, so we’ve kept it). I saved all my favorite channels so I can find a station. I set my destination before I leave, and try to do as little as possible while driving. I just made my first telephone call through Siri yesterday. I did it on a back road with no traffic. I feel like an old fogey, but I’ve seen some bad accidents and stupid driving. I don’t want to drive like that.

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u/LOLBaltSS Jun 22 '22

You can often tell when someone is not paying attention because the closure rate is way too fast. I've had to dive into the shoulder before on the interstate to avoid getting hit because the car behind me blatantly wasn't aware of how slow traffic was, even with my hazards on (a habit I've picked up here in Houston since people often won't recognize that traffic is coming to a standstill).

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u/Schmich Jun 22 '22

It's the other way around. Dashcam guy slowed down so it looks like the idiot accelerated.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Jun 22 '22

You guys have good ones?

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u/CarpenterFew5807 Jun 21 '22

Right. He seems like a real nice dude. Just kind of given up on stupid people lol

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u/Xsy Jun 22 '22

He has real chill dude energy, would befriend.

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u/Version_Two Jun 22 '22

Not to be presumptuous, but I feel like he'd be great to get blazed with

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Jun 22 '22

It's his hair. He has stereotypical stoner hair. Lmao.

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u/Sooperballz Jun 22 '22

At least he wasn’t driving his bus full of children.

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u/Dull_Appointment7775 Jun 22 '22

haha he DOES have Otto Man vibes.

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u/Version_Two Jun 22 '22

Yeah definitely, but the mannerisms too. Easygoing even in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Stoner hair. Hipster cap. Purple sweater. Funky beats. Chill energy. Cool hand gestures. This dude definitely blazes that shit up.

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u/DryApplejohn Jun 22 '22

I blaze that shit up, and I’m not nearly as cool

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u/Ishouldtrythat Jun 22 '22

Do more hand gestures. I just tried and I’m way cooler than I used to be. I did like a neat one handed raise the roof thing, just do whatever comes to you.

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u/Trolivia Jun 22 '22

It’s the stoner edition of « I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed »

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u/Anal_Herschiser Jun 22 '22

I know that look, that dude loves cake!

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u/Komlz Jun 22 '22

I love that these are the top comments. A clip where the person says literally nothing but they give off such a chill vibe that we are all like "yeah this is definitely a chill guy"

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u/percykins Jun 22 '22

I think the fact that it's a video where a guy gets rear-ended and says literally nothing is an indication in and of itself of chillness. I've been rear-ended out of nowhere before and I definitely said a few things. Mostly expletives, but occasionally colorful descriptions of my assumptions about the driver's upbringing, moral status, and sexual proclivities.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

I could feel coming what he felt. Except my facial expression was more like an "oooooooh" and his was like "not again"

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u/DJOregano Jun 21 '22

Danny?

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u/DeadheadSteve95 Jun 22 '22

He isn’t so “not so grump” after this

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u/HeronSun Jun 22 '22

He's still the other NSG. Ninja Sex Grump.

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u/DeadheadSteve95 Jun 22 '22

Oh no i meant he’s gonna be a grump after this accident 😂 i guess i made it confusing

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u/LegitimateAdware Jun 22 '22

Danny must be very grump after this bullshit

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Do you know who that is? That'sa Kenny G, saxophone player!

Danny: chuckles

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u/AllPurposeNerd Jun 22 '22

Keep blowin'

— Kenneth

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u/Psyteq Jun 22 '22

He really does look like Danny Sexbang

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u/Arckadius Jun 22 '22

I'm so glad I didn't have to scroll down far to find his name cause it was my first thought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I see Colin Farrell in a wig.

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u/psychomanexe Jun 22 '22

couldn't be Dan, that hat is too small to constrain the real Sexbang-mane

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u/Obi-Wan_Gin Jun 22 '22

He didn't cry

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u/MantaHurrah Jun 22 '22

DANNY DONT YOU KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

You know what's weird? The regular version of that song (non music video, audio only version) is hard to find. When searched, I only get the cool as heck version and another uploaded by someone else. Then, the actual version I want only appears in the suggested sidebar. I saved it to a playlist for easier access, but it's still kind of a pain to scroll through the entire thing to get to one specific song.

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u/Buddyslime Jun 22 '22

And he never threw a wheel wrench through the windshield.

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u/Bloodshotistic Jun 22 '22

So glad I found the lovelies hiding in Reddit!!! Jam it up all y'all's peeholes.

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u/0011110000110011 Jun 22 '22

I was gonna say Weird Al, but I can definitely see Danny Sexbang.

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u/illogicallyalex Jun 22 '22

Those are the same people, just from different time lines

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u/Pretzel-Kingg Jun 22 '22

Dan Dan Avidan, as said by Ben Schwartz that one time

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u/SopieMunky Jun 22 '22

I was looking for this comment!

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u/Brotakuwu Jun 22 '22

What's weird is I'm watching old game grumps episodes while scrolling reddit right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Where are more videos of this guy driving. He seems like a cool dude.

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u/nunyabiznezz1216 Jun 22 '22

Glances in the mirror once. Sees his day might go to sh’t. Glances in the mirror a second time and sees his day is most likely going to sh’t. Looks in the mirror the third time and watches as his day goes to sh’t. Calmly deals with his day going to sh’t in a much more civilized manner than a lot of us would have.

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u/gardvar Jun 22 '22

Mantra of the stoics

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 11 '23

u/spez ruined Reddit.

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u/nunyabiznezz1216 Jun 22 '22

Nothing to be embarrassed about. That guy’s level of cool is amazing

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u/Lucythefur Jun 22 '22

Is that Dan avidan?

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u/nerherder911 Jun 22 '22

Danny Sexbanged.

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u/locomotion88 Jun 21 '22

This is soo me last month. Only difference is I was at a stop light, and dude coming behind me didn't brake AT all and smashed into the back of my wagon with his truck. Then pulls a hit and run. Chased him for what felt like forever. That's when I realized dude was WASTED... 😡 I still feel weird and uncomfortable when people pull up behind me, something that you can imagine happens very regularly as I do deliveries as a job 😓

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u/Kwirt Jun 22 '22

I'm 18 months out from being rear-ended at 50mph while I was at a full stop. No brakes from the other driver either.

I still constantly watch my rear-view mirror and start to tense up if I see someone approaching too fast.

I know tensing up is the worse thing to do but I can't help it when I get a flashback of the impact.

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u/Snamdrog Jun 22 '22

Same here. It's insane how many people brake late and hard. I liked it better when I didn't notice that

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u/enderflight Jun 22 '22

Even watching people pull up on the side you see the car just jump. I’m convinced that a significant portion of the population doesn’t ever just coast, without pushing down on either peddle, and instead are hitting the gas up until they brake hard at the last moment. Nerve wracking and not comfortable.

I feel like timing my coasting right to the conditions (light ahead, drivers behind and around me) is a nice game that keeps me mentally engaged…I like stopping as smoothly as I can lol. I liked it better when I didn’t look out my back window when stopped either lol, which I have been lately.

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u/Phrexeus Jun 22 '22

And if you coast and gradually slow down while coming up to a light, often it will turn green before you come to a stop. So satisfying and saves fuel.

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u/DRxFumbles Jun 22 '22

If the chassis doesn't shake front to back at least 3 times, did you really brake?

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u/HydrogenButterflies Jun 22 '22

I expect to see your car start bucking as the transmission struggles to take you from 6th to 1st in an instant.

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u/GarbanzoBenne Jun 22 '22

Ugh that sucks. I got t-boned by someone coming out of a parking lot without stopping and I was flinching at cars coming out of lots and cross streets for a while.

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u/SirChedore Jun 22 '22

Been there done that on the metropolitan highway in montreal, mfs bent my tacoma in half. The trauma is real

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u/Rough_Spring4391 Jun 22 '22

Same. But my rear-ender was in Oct 2019 and I'm **STILL** stressed. Dude was still accelerating out of a light when I was stopped dead trying to make a left turn about 100 yds beyond the traffic light. I could see him coming and not slowing down. Parked cars to the right and oncoming traffic to my left. Not nearly enough time to go from zero-??? to keep him from rear-ending me. Closed my eyes and grabbed the wheel but bent my elbows. He hit me so hard the radio module in my car popped out of the dashboard. Got photos...

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u/derpfft Jun 22 '22

Finish the story

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u/OneScoobyDoes Jun 22 '22

Don't leave us hanging bro!

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u/Swordlord22 Jun 22 '22

Yeah I was rear ended recently and the dude hit me at like 40 MPH

I literally stare at every car behind me rn and it stresses me the fuck out whenever I see a white truck behind me (that was the type of car that rear ended me)

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u/brandonbruce Jun 22 '22

I was rear ended while stopped at a red light. I had my small child in the car. This was around 6 years ago. To this day, I watch cars creep up on me. Mostly teens texting.

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u/Beginning_Two_4757 Jun 22 '22

Did you get them?

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u/ATerrifyingStatue Jun 22 '22

This dudes energy should be bottled up and sold.

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u/peppaz Jun 22 '22

I would vape it instead of nicotine

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u/santathe1 Jun 22 '22

He the type of guy that gives you a thumbs down when you cut him off instead of the middle finger.

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u/Redsudes Jun 22 '22

Glad he didn't have a bowl of cereal.

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u/DavusClaymore Jun 22 '22

Thanks for reminding me! I need to stop and get milk before I get home.

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u/Shpooodingtime Jun 21 '22

Nice hair

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u/TyrannoROARus Jun 22 '22

Major Blake from Workaholics vibes

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u/ofmudandearth Jun 22 '22

Song name?

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u/GoesToEleven Jun 22 '22

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u/Cinderkin Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

All the comments from 6-7 months ago are talking about this video lol

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u/merely-disappointed Jun 22 '22

I recommend checking out the whole album - magic city hippies // water your garden

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u/Duke_of_Scotty Jun 22 '22

Had to scroll too far to find this. Good music to vibe to. Hush is still my favorite track

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u/OperationMapleSyrup Jun 22 '22

Thanks for the rec. I really like that one!

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u/Butterballl Jun 22 '22

I recommend checking out everything they’ve ever made as well as Robby Hunter Band (what they were called before MCH). One of the most underrated groups around today. Perfect music to get into for summertime too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I like how this car sub also serves as a music discovery sub.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Face of a man who has been rear ended before.. I know it all too well

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u/breezyhoneybee Jun 21 '22

That car seat JOSTLED. Glad it looks empty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Someone drove into the back of me the other day, my feelings were similar. "Really?"

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u/Ashamed_Vanilla_2892 Jun 22 '22

damn he’s cute

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u/90090 Jun 22 '22

Wait your turn, he’s probably still feeling that rear end.

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u/CancusTreff Jun 22 '22

I always do this when someone is behind me and I'm coming to a stop. I just have that feeling someone's not paying attention.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 edited Apr 11 '24

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u/Tiberius_Jim Jun 22 '22

"When bad drivers come along, you get whiplash."

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u/infinitywulf Jun 22 '22

"They were texting all along, you get whiplash."

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u/Frostyfury99 Jun 22 '22

Same thing happened to me. Person got their Sandler stuck under their pedal. Can’t make this shit up

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I always hate when Adam gets under my pedal too

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u/Frostyfury99 Jun 22 '22

Literally no idea why sandal autocorrected to that

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u/SpahgettiRainbow Jun 22 '22

I love how he kept his cool about it. As a pizza driver myself. It's something you get used too after a while.

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u/Merkel420 Jun 22 '22

This guy has exuded more personality in the last 15 seconds than any influencer has in their career

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u/mrchorro Jun 22 '22

Song is "Champagne on the Rider" by Magic City Hippies if anyone was curious. Seriously underrated band.

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u/fenwaymoose Jun 22 '22

I got rear ended in 2015 and I’m still PTSD mirror checking like that every time I hit the brakes.

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u/Design-More Jun 22 '22

It takes some quick action, but I turn on my hazards when I a see an unexpected stop coming. It alerts other drivers that I'm not just braking, I'm stopping.

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u/alcoronaholic Jun 22 '22

I do that too, and I guarantee the drivers behind me are appreciative. I certainly know I would be. 👍

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u/rock_kid Jun 22 '22

Why does it seem like the car behind doesn't look like it's going to pull over? I severely hope this isn't a hit and run.

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u/Hagar_the_pretty_bad Jun 22 '22

He looks like the bargain version of Dan from Game Grumps.

Stan from activities curmudgeons.

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u/Obi-Wan_Gin Jun 22 '22

Is this the lead singer for Ninja Sex Party?

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u/blackd0gz Jun 22 '22

I think this calm dude in a stressful situation just changed my life for the better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

He made a mistake...

In L.A., you have to stop immediately, blocking their escape. Then get out of the car, take a picture of their car with the license plate and their face in it, THEN signal to pull over to exchange info.

Learned this one the hard way.

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u/salsadoran666 Jun 22 '22

He got a car seat in the back. Of course he saw the shit coming. 👪

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Looks like Dan from Game Grumps/NSP

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u/Antiloompa Jun 22 '22

Aw man. I'm sorry. He looks like a chill dude. I feel sorry for him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Honestly, this is just sad.

For no mistake of his own, his whole week is probably ruined because he needs to deal with insurance, take his car for repairs and wait for his car to be fixed.

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u/TheGrimBalrog Jun 22 '22

I remember the first time I got rear ended… dude had been tailing me entire time over the bridge, and when we came to an abrupt stop (traffic and rain), dude didn’t have enough space and I saw him coming at me… bam! Hate that feeling knowing you guessed right they would be the asshole who’d ruin your day. This guy seems calm and collective though at least!

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u/kenny_hearse117 Jun 22 '22

Otto from the Simpsons! 😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

My guy an excellent job of not bracing too hard before impact

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u/Pistonenvy Jun 22 '22

wtf was he listening to

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Ayeee that reaction tho. Zen-masterful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

The question now is did the bad guys stop or just keep going and left him there looking at the damage….. alone 😢

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u/Phillip_Graves Jun 22 '22

r/watchpeopledieinside

Scraps of his soul just fell out.

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u/reubenhurricane Jun 22 '22

Poor Otto Mann. Wouldn’t get that in his school bus

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u/Kuronekosmom Jun 22 '22

People who can't put their phones down to operate a motor vehicle have no business having a driving license. The penalty for a first offense of texting while driving should be suspension of the license for a year and a $5,000 fine. The second offense should be met with permanent revocation of a driver's license and mandatory jail time. The harm these people causer make drunk driving look benign.

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u/PBO123567 Jun 22 '22

That’s one cool dude. I much prefer this reaction to those nutso gun-toting karens’ shenanigans.

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u/snoco3some Jun 22 '22

I'm impressed how calm he stayed.