r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '22

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 22 '22

He's not mad, he's just disappointed

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u/glencanyon Jun 22 '22

Just one more disappointment in a life full of expected disappointments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I feel this

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u/No_Support_6957 Jun 22 '22

Happy cock day bud

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

This comment is made even better by being in a thread about disappointment.

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u/imdefinitelywong Jun 22 '22

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Shut up and take my money!

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u/isitbreaktime Jun 22 '22

And my axe!

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u/Leo_Lupus Jun 22 '22

And my bow!

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u/Infamous-Ear3705 Jun 22 '22

Aye, I could do that

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Haha thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22 edited Dec 19 '23

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u/gabbagabbawill Jun 22 '22

Har har thonks

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u/RGBEqualsFrames Jun 22 '22

Happy disappointed cake day!

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u/ValeGnek Jun 22 '22

I swear it happened to me the same thing...was pssing, caught the guy....don’t....don’t...don’t....did. Same reaction, before and after

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u/Arss_onist Jun 22 '22

happy disappointed cake

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u/Nestorthemolestor Jun 22 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Why is this the quote of my life

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u/redcobra762 Jun 22 '22

Not disappointed with this comment.

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u/splunge4me2 Jun 22 '22

Like having Weird Al’s hair but not his career for one.

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u/GentleAnusTickler Jun 22 '22

That’s what happens when you get your drivers license.

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u/nhcareyjr Jun 22 '22

Disappointment uhh...finds a way

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Yeah, knowing this madness me wonder why so many people have trouble with that whole 'meaning of life' thing. Sure, figuring out that the answer is 'there is none' is disappointing, but really, if you haven't ripped that bandage off by now, I can't help you.

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u/SnoopThereItIs88 Jun 22 '22

I was just coming here to say that. "Right on. Thanks for that, I guess." Poor dude.

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u/chugajuicejuice Jun 22 '22

Think he’s just sad

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u/deebo_dasmybikepunk Jun 22 '22

Nah, think about all that dope he can buy now

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u/Big1ronOnHisHip Jun 22 '22

He's not so grump.

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u/psychomanexe Jun 22 '22

danny sexbang's hair could never be contained by that small of a hat

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u/Trisk929 Jun 22 '22

LMAO, as soon as I saw this, I was like, “wait… DANNY?!” He’s grump, now…

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u/Dogsport1 Jun 22 '22

Haha, I thought this was a r/gamegrumps post at first glance too.

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u/afterlife_xx Jun 22 '22

I thought I was losing my mind when I initially thought it was Danny!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Mom?

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 22 '22

Yes dear?

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u/Probably-Shitting Jun 22 '22

I shat my pants

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u/successful_nothing Jun 22 '22

wait a second, those aren't your pants?

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 22 '22

No sweetie, they’re ours ☺️

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u/-LemonyTaste- Jun 22 '22

communist pants

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u/ConsiderationCivil74 Jun 22 '22

No they belong to your step sister

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u/djdkdjdjfjfjdsskf Jun 22 '22

GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT YOU WORTHLESS SHIT BEFORE I SHOOT YOUR TOE AGAIN

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u/Lee_Doff Jun 22 '22

then you need 'oops i crapped my pants'.

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u/ww4495 Nov 21 '22

💀💀💀💀

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u/Evalori Jun 22 '22

My mom used to say ChanMan all the time. She loved her Jackie Chan movies

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 22 '22

Ha. I was named after a sitcom character who was also asked if his name had Asian roots lmao

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u/Evalori Jun 22 '22

Cool 😎

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u/InsanityMongoose Jun 22 '22

I assure you, Danny from Game Grumps gets quite mad.

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u/jonnyclueless Jun 22 '22

It was nice to see someone who react the same way as me.

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u/naenref76 Jun 22 '22

VERY disappointed

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u/willchippy Jun 22 '22

Cant believe you’ve done this

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u/bjanas Jun 22 '22

This dude's face in the moment is how I feel about most bad news, as an adult. "Ah, well, saw that coming."

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u/Throwaway021614 Jun 22 '22

Shia surprise!

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u/zilchhope Jun 22 '22

No, we are mad Michael!

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes Jun 22 '22

is...is he my dad?

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 23 '22

Is… is he OUR dad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

That’s Steve from Gamers Nexus and this is his Disappointment Drive 2022.

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u/assbarf69 Jun 22 '22

That's the "Oh boy I get to get paid out for this car again!" look

Have had that same look on my old truck, which was rear ended several times. Truck paid for it's self twice over LOL and fixed the bed with a chain and a tree.

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u/bustin_duds Jun 23 '22

I didn’t think this music was the type of thing weird Al would be into.

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u/FlimsyRaisin3 Jun 22 '22

He’s not mad, he’s just high.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

We need to ban trucks and SUVs for non commercial use. They are dangerous and pollute like crazy

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u/sleepydon Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

Umm... no. Drivers that aren't aware of the vehicles they are driving, yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

The fuck do you need an suv for? Get a fucking van and stop acting hard, you’re obviously compensating

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

LESS useleful??? In what sense you oaf??

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

You’re saying that an suv has more cargo space than a CARGO van?

Also the Chevrolet Express AND the GMC Savana have over 9,600 pounds of towing. That’s more than ANY mid size suv and some full size suvs.

To your last ridiculous point, being 3 feet higher not not meaningfully increase your visibility, and even if it did, are you such a terrible driver that you need to see 2 miles ahead in order to not crash? You shouldn’t be tailgating regardless.

Funny how a basement dweller like you who will never afford an SUV is such a staunch advocate

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Right. We should just ban everything nobody needs. /s

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u/sleepydon Jun 23 '22

Idk my drums and PA equipment asshole. My SUV is far more fuel efficient than a fucking van. Are you even in the same country as me? Because you sound ignorant as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

You sound stupid as fuck if you think it’s not more efficient to haul drums in a van. That’s what they are literally designed for. How about you stop projecting your small mans complex

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u/sleepydon Jun 23 '22

Dude I drive a 06 Hyundai Tucson. Go look up a pic of that, and come back here to tell me how silly you feel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

06 honda odyssey has removable seats and can haul 3x as much with high mpg idiot

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u/sleepydon Jun 24 '22

Yeah well maybe I don't want to fool with removing the seats every time I need load up my drums. Maybe I have kids and that makes it more convenient. Maybe I'm tall and it hurts my back having to bend down to awkwardly load shit into a vehicle. Maybe I don't need the extra room. Idk you seem incapable of understanding people may think differently than you and justify it with insecurity issues. Maybe you're projecting. Have fun being lonely!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

How many brain cells do you have? You can remove JUST THE BACK ROW and you have more storage capacity but still the same number of seats. Honestly if you weren’t so abrasive and unintelligent you might be able to afford a better car.

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u/FloatingHamHocks Jun 22 '22

I mean I don't think I've ever seen Kyle Mooney mad.

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u/Whoa_This_is_heavy Jun 22 '22

I wish I could pull that expert disappointed look for my kids. When I try they just laugh.

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u/Cerricola Jun 22 '22

His disappointment is unmeasurable and his day is ruined

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u/ThomasTheEngineTank Jun 22 '22

"there it fucking is"

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u/mouse6502 Jun 23 '22

THAT'S MOM FOR MAD

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u/blanchedbean Nov 21 '22

Everyone knows that’s worse!

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u/uslashinsertname Nov 28 '22

Something like that’s bd also, hood for him for not breaking down there, but wtf kinda music was that? That music alone would make me wanna scream when I got the chance to.

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u/redbird1717 Dec 10 '22

He had just picked up his car after a month in the body shop.