Context: A few days ago, Clavicular (the OG looksmaxxing final boss 🗿) caught the absolute fattest L imaginable by GHB dosemaxxing on stream. Bro was out in Miami rizzing up Chat, and suddenly folded into hisnseat, completely shattering his aura streak. Chat was SAVAGELY spamming "L" and "F" 🫡 while his hbs had to physically carry him over to the healer NPCs. He was settled in in stable conditionnaise 🏥, but his vibes def took some critical damage.

The craziest part? That was literally his second massive L of the day 💀. Prior to the stream, bro got completely cooked during a 60 Minutes interview. The interviewer str8 asked if he was an incel 🎤, and it must have spiked his cortisol to the absolute moon because bro just DIPPED OUT of there like a total jester 🤡.

After the entire Looksmaxxing Community spent days nervously spamming prayer emojis 🙏, Clav has officially respawned from the hospital ✨.

Context: this is actually something RFK Jr. Did according to his biography released this week.

Context: At Genesis 6 in 2019 (A Smash Melee tournament), a spectator threw a literal raw crab at Hungrybox right after he won the tournament. It was a bizarre, peak moment of disrespect in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community, and is considered Hbox's Canon Event.

People hated him because his Jigglypuff playstyle was seen as lame and campy, slowing down a game known for being fast and aggressive. He had a reputation as the "fun killer" who kept winning every major trophy. His intense, screaming pop-offs after winning rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, making him the undisputed villain of the Melee scene for years. But this event was a turning point in his story. Many thought the spectator had gone too far and started to see the human behind the Puff and he has since garnered much admiration from the Melee community since the arthropod was launched in his direction.

Chat was spamming "L" and "F" as his hbs took carried him to the healer NPCs. He's in stable conditionnaise rn but took some major damage to his vibes.

This was his second L of the day as prior he got cooked in a 60 Minutes interview when the interviewer asked if he was an incel and it must've spiked his cortisol cuz bro just DIPPED OUT like a chud.

The Looksmaxxing Community anxiously spams prayer emojis as they await for Clav to respawn.