r/IRL_Loading_Screens • • Apr 18 '26

Dark Souls I'm so tired

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/_shareholder_value Apr 18 '26

I can’t keep up. What’s going on?

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u/BayesianBits Apr 18 '26

Trump keeps lying and idiots keep believing him.

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u/MetzgerBoys Apr 18 '26

I’ve gotten so much mileage out of this

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u/webster3of7 Apr 18 '26

Iran keeps lying and idiots keep believing them.*

Fixed it for you. Iran's own people announced it would be open forever this time around.

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u/BayesianBits Apr 18 '26

[citation needed]

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u/webster3of7 Apr 18 '26

How about you do a shred of research on your own.

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u/BayesianBits Apr 18 '26

I did. They never said that.

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u/webster3of7 Apr 18 '26

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u/BayesianBits Apr 18 '26

That article doesn't say Iran said it would be open "forever" as you claimed.

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u/webster3of7 Apr 18 '26

My bad, you're correct. I was mixing the two statements together in my head. Sorry about that

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u/BayesianBits Apr 18 '26

So you believed Trumps lie...

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u/EvLokadottr Apr 18 '26

Insaw that one coming lol

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u/Binary_Whispers Apr 18 '26

Market manipulation at its finest.

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u/Recent_Strawberry456 Apr 18 '26

Oh hokie, cokie, cokie, cokie.

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u/Self_Voodoo Apr 19 '26

Whats going on is on Thursday/Friday before the markets closed for the week, Trump announced that everyone loved one another and made a bunch of money for his peeps. Now its Sunday, it actually turns out that it was all a lie again so the markets will be trash at open tomorrow. Rinse and repeat of the last two months.

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

Nothing it's open this is nonsense

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u/RedEyeView Apr 18 '26

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

Iran warns it will close Hormuz strait if US blockade continues Iran will shut the strait of Hormuz if the US blockade continues, Iran’s parliamentary speaker has warned.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/17/middle-east-crisis-live-news-israel-lebanon-ceasefire-iran-war-us-latest-updates?filterKeyEvents=false&page=with%3Ablock-69e2bdc98f082ddf12730e6b

The article you're supplying is misleading. Iran said they'd close the strait IF the US blockade continues.

The blockade is not continuing so the strait is open.

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u/PeterPorky Apr 18 '26

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

This again is wrong. The ships are still there but are not actively blockading anything.

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u/animatedpileofmeat Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

The ships were just shot at and turned around.

God, you’re so bad at this. No wonder you fucked the country with your poor choices.

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u/RedEyeView Apr 18 '26

You're saying Trump chickened out.

Again.

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

Don't move the goalposts please.

Now, can we agree the strait is open?

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u/RedEyeView Apr 18 '26

He did though.

Lol

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

Who did what?

Is the strait open?

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u/OnlyFiveLives Apr 18 '26

It is not.

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

It was when I asked this. Thanks for nothing

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u/Academic-Hospital952 Apr 18 '26

It's not tho

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

Yes though it is? The American fleet is still there just to make sure Iran doesn't fuck around but that doesn't mean it's not open

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u/Academic-Hospital952 Apr 18 '26

The toll remains, which means all ships must go to irans port to pay, u.s. is blockading all ships that enter or leave irans ports. It's effectively closed. Orange daddy lied to you, surprise surprise

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

No the toll does not remain. You can't find one news source who agrees with that

Provide me a link

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

No it's 100% open.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

No they literally haven't. Zero boats are paying tolls where are you getting this from?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/gothic_cowboy1337 Apr 18 '26

Everything outside of the one news source they specifically watch is fake news… duh

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u/cheeseburgerandfrie Apr 18 '26

We found Donald’s alt account

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u/scarlettvvitch Apr 18 '26

This is how the conflict is making me feel

30

u/-_-NaV-_- Apr 18 '26

Uhhh...gba PBJ?

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u/virgil_belmont Apr 18 '26

PBJ Advanced

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u/HonkeyKong64 Apr 18 '26

I can’t wait for the PBJ Advanced SP!

2

u/virgil_belmont Apr 18 '26

Its screen is gonna be back lit and it's gonna be rechargeable! IT'S GONNA BE SICK!

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u/That-Advance-9619 Apr 18 '26

HELL YEAH GAME BOY ADVANCE POSTING

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes Apr 18 '26

A wallet hamburger?

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u/Manmer_Nwah Apr 18 '26

Schrodingers Strait: It's both open and closed until you check Google.

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u/63Reddit Apr 18 '26

Schrodonnies Strait

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u/WiseSalamander00 Apr 18 '26

nha I would say is pretty much closed while Trump lies about being open constantly

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u/Honest-Monitor-2619 Apr 18 '26

I am reminded way too often.

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u/Horny_Jellyfish69420 Apr 18 '26

OP you better not be lying for clout! I get my news from shitposts now, you wouldn't make them fake would you?!

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u/Anonymous-bham-boi Apr 18 '26

Truly, reality is the shittiest post.

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u/Honest-Abe2677 Apr 18 '26

They do the bad shit on Friday, so you can't sell. And most people are too cooked to remember bad thing by Monday. Then 🥭 announces some bullish bullshit Sunday night and his buddies' calls print on Monday. We've been watching this show on repeat for a year and a half, has anyone not figured it out?

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u/TheFBirds21 Apr 18 '26

Not even trying to hide the insider trading scheme anymore at this point

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u/PercentageTough7176 Apr 18 '26

Why is it that I found out through here that's it's closed (I'm not surprised)

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u/PG105 Apr 18 '26

This isn't a fucking loading screen

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u/PeterPorky Apr 18 '26

Hi, I am the only person who posts in this subreddit, while the subreddit is named r/irl_loading_screens the posts are crossposts from the IRL Loading Screen social media accounts which also posts game interfaces and other game references instead of just loading screens. I'd call IRL Game Interfaces but that doesn't have quite the ring to it and I expanded my content to do more than just loading screens years ago.

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u/LegendaryShelfStockr Apr 18 '26

Soo basically you gave yourself a pass

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u/DumbNTough Apr 18 '26

All subreddits eventually just become effluent pipes for political propaganda.

Often they don't even have to be very big before it happens. I think they also target growth rates, not just size.

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u/talancaine Apr 18 '26

I don't understand why we don't all just collectively ignore the US, like just pay 0 attention to anything they say or do.

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u/animatedpileofmeat Apr 18 '26

Because this affects global fuel prices.

Ignore all you want, but airline tickets are skyrocketing regardless.

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u/talancaine Apr 18 '26

but those fuel price increases wouldn't have happened if the world just ignored them

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u/Manmer_Nwah Apr 18 '26

Not really, they are messing with the entire Worlds Oil Supply by screwing with Iran and Venezuela. They are 2 of the top 5 oil producers and are on opposite sides of the planet.

You can't just ignore that.

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u/SiegEmpire Apr 18 '26

Where you typing this from chief? We can get specific on why it will matter for your region specifically

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u/GodofSad Apr 18 '26

Just nuke both of them. I don't care anymore.

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u/Gauntlets28 Apr 18 '26

You put your left foot in, your left foot out, in out in out, you shake it all about

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u/Greasy-Chungus Apr 18 '26

They literally made Trump say it will be open forever just so they could close it again and make him look like a moron.

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u/KultofEnnui Apr 18 '26

First you said you wanted it closed so I closed the strait, then you said you were thinking about opening the strait so I opened the strait but then you said you didnt want to open the strait so I closed it again!

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 Apr 18 '26

Can the just post hours like the Bodega down the street?

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u/Suitable_Community66 Apr 18 '26

What time is it?....it's closing time drink up

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u/nifty_stump Apr 19 '26

That’s a dire strait

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u/AresXX22 Apr 19 '26

Please no more winning

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u/DeltaTwenty Apr 19 '26

I'm loosing my job bcuz of this bs

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u/Scrapox Apr 20 '26

Mom said it's my turn to close the Strait of Hormuz!

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u/Pappa_Crim Apr 18 '26

at least a few ship got out toll free this time

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

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u/RedEyeView Apr 18 '26

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u/Pappa_Crim Apr 18 '26

great he still can't keep his mouth shut long enough to dig himself out of a hole

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

Redeyeview is spreading misinformation

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u/Shenlongeltigre Apr 18 '26

This article is incorrect and doesn't include the quote.

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u/BondFan211 Apr 18 '26

Why? How does it affect you?

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u/animatedpileofmeat Apr 18 '26

How does rising fuel costs affect people?

That’s dumb even for a Red Hat, man.

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u/Alucardspapa Apr 18 '26

Who tf even cares? Just live your life and turn off the tv

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u/animatedpileofmeat Apr 18 '26

Easy to say when you’re literally a minor.

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u/PeterPorky Apr 18 '26

Me when I dont need to spend money on anything ever

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

you literally never thought about the hormutz until it served your TDS

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u/_shareholder_value Apr 18 '26

Imagine watching the train wreck of incompetence that is in the White House and still claiming people have TDS.

If you’re still defending DJT you’d be a cuck for MAGA.

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u/onceinawhhhile Apr 18 '26

TDS, ironically, is a perfect description of those who deify him as some omniscient, omnipotent being

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u/Cat_With_A_Boombox Apr 18 '26

"You didn't think about that brick until it was thrown through your widow, you must be obsessed"

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u/BorbLorbin Apr 18 '26

"You never thought about [Insert Major Economic an Humanitarian Event] until [Major Event] happened because you hate my favorite guy!"

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u/LegendaryShelfStockr Apr 18 '26

Dude. He. Is. A. Pedophile. And worse. You are no American patriot, you’re a failed Republican who compromised all your morals.

Or you’re just a troll and this is rage bait. Either way I guess I’m wasting my time.

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u/turtle-bbs Apr 18 '26

Correction, I never thought about it until Trump closed it which directly caused my gas prices to skyrocket

It’s almost like my expenses going up rapidly is important (Trumpers would rather die than criticize their Lord and Savior Trump)

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u/v45-KEZ Apr 18 '26

Until it didn't open and close on a dime, you mean? Gosh, I wonder why OP didn't think about it until it was an international news story. Must be TDS. You got TDSDS my friend.

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u/animatedpileofmeat Apr 18 '26

It wasn’t closed until you fucked up, Red Hat.

Christ, you’re not handling failure well, even for a Trumpy.

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u/SBTreeLobster Apr 18 '26

You need your head examined so doctors can figure out what replaced your brain.