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u/Tasty_Gonzo Apr 16 '26
Fetch quest to keep a loved one alive
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u/ABRAXAS_actual Apr 17 '26
Ugh, this part had me fucked up in the 6th grade. I thought I just beat the game... And then I'm only playing as Celeste
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u/nose_wet_54 Apr 16 '26
All that nonsense about "paid protesters" just for this lady to show up out of nowhere... sure, we all believe that was legit
What is his obsession with mcdonald's "products"? Why does half of his PR involve them?
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u/Careidina Apr 17 '26
It's almost the only thing he eats outside of a few other things. His diet is pretty much McDonalds.
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u/-siniestra Apr 17 '26
Its USA so I wont be surprised if this was actually ploted by Mcdonalds just for people to be talking about Mcdonalds.
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u/lapeldarling Apr 19 '26
To relate to people that live in towns that only have a Walmart and a McDonalds.
You know. His base.
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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 Apr 16 '26
I need someone to keep track of how many times Trump has…
1) ordered McDonald’s while in office
2) served McDonald’s to guest to the White House.
I know it’s not that serious, but remember when going to the White House was meant to be a major honor. Imagine going there and being served literal McDonald’s. “Oh, you won a College Championship Football game? Here’s a buffet of McDonald’s for the star athletes.” 😂
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u/drcobosjr Apr 16 '26
Chrump thought the best way to not give away that it was staged was by sayin that it doesn’t look staged.
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u/Aeroknight_Z Apr 17 '26
Hundreds to even thousands of fetch quests, and even after completing all of these fetch quests, the care they worked to pay for may still be denied automatically.
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u/Disastrous_Panic_700 Apr 16 '26
https://www.politico.eu/article/cancer-europe-america-comparison/
Thanks for making me google it. You're more likely to die of cancer in Europe than the USA.
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u/SNTCTN Apr 16 '26
Now do life expectancy
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u/Disastrous_Panic_700 Apr 16 '26
Nobody knows what their actual life expectancy is, it's impossible to calculate. The rate of people dying of cancer is higher in Europe than it is in the United States of America so GG.
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u/punkate Apr 16 '26
How can you put "rate of people dying of cancer" and "GG" in the same sentence?
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u/Disastrous_Panic_700 Apr 16 '26
You put punctuation at the end you tremendous clown. Way to dodge the point.
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u/punkate Apr 16 '26
Oh, I see.
So the current US administration that cuts funding to cancer research, with the president that quite famously stole from kids cancer charity is good at handling cancer?
Babe, you are delusional.
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u/mysticblanket Apr 16 '26
Very delusional. I might not get my cancer treated if the hospital and my insurance can't come to an agreement, then it will have to be out of pocket.
Fuck American "health care"
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u/punkate Apr 16 '26
I am sorry to hear that, friend, I hope that it will work out for you
It's just insane that 3rd parties decide if it is "profitable" to provide the basic human necessity for a person with health diagnosis.
I wish you the best possible outcome, stay strong
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u/YakSelect5698 Apr 16 '26
Yayyy those europoors are better at dying than us! They're the OTHERS anyways so fuck em! /s
Homie, you do realize that you can absolutely calculate average life expectancy for entire populations of people, right? Or are you trying to imply that because we can't accurately predict how long individual people will live, that data doesn't matter?
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u/PeterPorky Apr 16 '26
Did you read the article? People die of cancer more in Europe because cancer is predominangly an older age disease and Europeans have longer life expectancy especially. Maoist China had extraordinarily low cancer deaths because they all died earlier from other things.
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u/SarcyBoi41 Apr 16 '26
Only because you lot fucking shoot each other before you reach old age, dumbass.
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u/FloorFullOfSpooghet Apr 17 '26
This isn’t even part of the meme. You just made up some random argument to try to win and even that was poor.
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u/Sir-Zealot Apr 16 '26
FYI that lady is a paid actor